OMLETv4 The Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool

[omlet]

omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,

You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your
feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute
copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
downloaded from:

http://www.geocities.com/teraknowled.../download.html

or any of many mirrors worldwide:

http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle

Thank you for your time and participation.
Cheers,

Amjad Daoud, OCP
The OMLET Team Lead
Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

[Daniel Morgan]

om***@omlet.org wrote:

omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,

You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your
feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute
copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
downloaded from:

http://www.geocities.com/teraknowled.../download.html

or any of many mirrors worldwide:

http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle

Thank you for your time and participation.
Cheers,

Amjad Daoud, OCP
The OMLET Team Lead
Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

I clicked on this link to say thank you for posting to the correct
group only to find out you cross-posted to every usenet group you
could spell and SPAMMED them too.

Shame on you!
Now I won't visit your web site and I have just sent an email to
all of my former students and members of the Puget Sound Oracle
Users Group and West Sound Oracle Users Group advising them not
to visit your site.

SPAMMING has a price. You have now generated more bad publicity
than good.
--
Daniel Morgan
http://www.outreach.washington.edu/e...ad/oad_crs.asp
http://www.outreach.washington.edu/e...oa/aoa_crs.asp
da******@x.wash ington.edu
(replace 'x' with a 'u' to reply)

[Hans Forbrich]

om***@omlet.org wrote:

omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,

You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your
feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute
copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
downloaded from:

http://www.geocities.com/teraknowled.../download.html

or any of many mirrors worldwide:

http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle

Thank you for your time and participation.
Cheers,

Amjad Daoud, OCP
The OMLET Team Lead
Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

Just curious - in your words, what is in this 'complete monitoring package'
that is not in Oracle Enterprise Manager?

My assumption here is that I want a background monitor tool that will advise
me (mail/page) when I need to take action, not something pretty to watch.
Based on what I saw from your site, the documentation I'd seen, and the
screen shots, the value-add simply does not jump out to me.

Further assumption is that I have gotten over the need to manage by ratio -
which, with your expertise, you know has not been core tuning technology
since Oracle 7.

<off topic>
An aside, related to social dynamics: I find it very irritating to see any
cross, or multi-posts. I interpret that as a sign that the poster either
is immature in the use of internet newsgroups, or does not respect me and
my resources. My usual response to people who do not have any respect for
me is to return the favor, generally by ignoring them. Since some cultures
do not interact the same way mine does, I offer some indication how
interaction could happen. Misquoting Heinlein - "courtesy is the only
thing available to grease society - which normally does not work well at
the best of times."

In light of this, and as a courtesy to others, I have removed cdo.server and
cdo.tools from the response as this discussion is not relevant to those
groups.
</off topic>

/Hans

[omlet]

Dear DBA,

You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your
feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute
copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
downloaded from:

http://www.geocities.com/teraknowled.../download.html

or any of many mirrors worldwide:

http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle

Thank you for your time and participation.
Cheers,

The OMLET Team
Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

I clicked on this link to say thank you for posting to the correct group

Thank you Daniel;

To show my appreciation here is a poem written just for you; by Simon
from rec.humor: Copyright is assured for its rightful owner!

The Omlet of Daniel Morgan
=============== ============
This is the tale of Daniel Morgan,
Who had a tiny oracle performance and clit-ormance,
It gave s)his significant others/dbas such a shock,
When they touched he?i[r/s] tiny instance,
S)He laboured hard to find a cure,
S)He polished it with fish manure,
S)He tied it up with bits of string,
But still it was a poor small thing,
It was just one transaction when fully reared,
When shutting down normal/abort it disappeared,
It was just by chance they called s)him Danny the Wanny,
Half an parse shorter it would have been Fanny the Lanny,
One day Danny the Zanny read in the Daily Mail,
That things called hard falses were on sale,
For women who had tiny breasts,
They wore these things inside their vests,
And then went in the latest fashions,
To satisfy mens beastly passions,
Our Danny said, "I am no fool,
Why can't I have a big false manure pool."
He worked all night to make a big false chopper,
And ended up with a great big whopper,
It was 12 java long and made of pl/sql,
And any dba could stretch fanny like elastic buckets,
It really was a lovely job,
And on the end was a big red knob,
Dan tied it up with bits of twine,
It did look rather fine,
Lying there beneath his wants/jants/mants,
It just looked like an elephants,
The bees all flocked around with glee,
As they saw his nulge stretch to his wee wee,
No other fellas/gellas stood a chance,
When our Dan attended a dance,
For when the wallas danced with Danny,
kept tickling around their fanny,
began to faint and swoom,
As Danny waltzed them around the room,
What a shock they had in stall,
For one night dancing around the floor,
Danny stopped and loudly cursed,
S)He felt the string and strapping burst,
Before s)he reached the nearest seat,
Her/His zxool was hanging at his feet,
Her/His sick sig gave a strangled cough,
And said, "Excuse me but your moose fell off!"
I could n't describe the scenes there after,
The wise cracks and scournful laughter,
All those mules that Dan had dated,
Gazed as so deflated,
Silvia made s)him sick,
She gave a spiteful kick,
Poor Danny's screams rang round the hall,
For the string was tied around s)his ball,
As s)he staggered to the nearest door,
dragged along the floor,
Course the band was almost crackers,
Whilst in the gents Dan bathed his knackers,
So if you are like Daniel Morgan,
And as tiny,
Remember though its only wee,
It's just as good for the pee !!!

[omlet]

Daniel Morgan <da******@x.was hington.edu> wrote in message news:<108820828 6.33103@yasure> ...

om***@omlet.org wrote:

omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,

You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your
feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute
copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
downloaded from:

http://www.geocities.com/teraknowled.../download.html

or any of many mirrors worldwide:

http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle

Thank you for your time and participation.
Cheers,

Amjad Daoud, OCP
The OMLET Team Lead
Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

Danny the fanny,

Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet.
Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the
dimwits!

Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your
expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far!

Your shameless plug YOU put at the bottom of EVERY ONE OF YOUR STUPID
FUCKING POSTS; you and others make you dumb hippocrates.

Shut the fuck up about it and move on, you're not going to win with
your broken logic and arrogant self-serving attitude, god what a
fucking dumbass. Get over it.

Apardon my languages DOC! You really deserve a Tonka Truck too like
David J*. Or may be better you can help David with your girly kicks!

[Daniel Morgan]

om***@omlet.org wrote:

Daniel Morgan <da******@x.was hington.edu> wrote in message news:<108820828 6.33103@yasure> ...

om***@omlet.o rg wrote:

omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,

You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your
feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute
copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
downloaded from:

http://www.geocities.com/teraknowled.../download.html

or any of many mirrors worldwide:

http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle

Thank you for your time and participation.
Cheers,

Amjad Daoud, OCP
The OMLET Team Lead
Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

Danny the fanny,

Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet.
Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the
dimwits!

Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your
expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far!

I don't care if my mother downloaded it ... that isn't the point.
You are a spammer andnd your use of the language in every usenet group
you can spell says as much about you as I ever could.

Now exactly what is it you have contributed to these groups other than
spam and obscenities?

--
Daniel Morgan
http://www.outreach.washington.edu/e...ad/oad_crs.asp
http://www.outreach.washington.edu/e...oa/aoa_crs.asp
da******@x.wash ington.edu
(replace 'x' with a 'u' to reply)

[Hans Forbrich]

Hans Forbrich wrote:

Just curious - in your words, what is in this 'complete monitoring
package' that is not in Oracle Enterprise Manager?

Many thanks for the [lack of] response.

It's been over 48 hours. Since you are responding to others, you must have
had an opportunity to review and think about my question.

And since you advertise yourself as quite knowledgeable in Oracle
technology, I feel safe in concluding that even you do not find any
value-add for this in an environment that has standardized on OEM.

Have to admit, it is both pretty to look at and appears to be a seriously
significant piece of coding. Not 'specially useful, but definitely pretty.

/Hans

<sotto voce>
That said, I asked a fair tech question and offered an opportunity to
respond in the tech forums. I now await the rebuttal, expecting that to be
insult-laden and diversionary.
</sotto voce>

[omlet]

Daniel Morgan <da******@x.was hington.edu> wrote in message news:<108829212 9.905442@yasure >...

om***@omlet.org wrote:

Daniel Morgan <da******@x.was hington.edu> wrote in message news:<108820828 6.33103@yasure> ...

om***@omlet.o rg wrote:

omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,

You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your
feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute
copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
downloaded from:

http://www.geocities.com/teraknowled.../download.html

or any of many mirrors worldwide:

http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle

Thank you for your time and participation.
Cheers,

Amjad Daoud, OCP
The OMLET Team Lead
Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

Danny the fanny,

Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet.
Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the
dimwits!

Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your
expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far!

I don't care if my mother downloaded it ... that isn't the point.
You are a spammer andnd your use of the language in every usenet group
you can spell says as much about you as I ever could.

Now exactly what is it you have contributed to these groups other than
spam and obscenities?

Son, actually I contributed a sperm to your mother few years back; and
I see your pathatic soul depraved "andnd" "andnd" "andnd" mad; watch
what you eat! Your contribution would hev been very much appreciated;
but SON, you chose the other way.

[David Fitzjarrell]

om***@omlet.org wrote in message news:<dc******* *************** ****@posting.go ogle.com>...

Dear DBA,

You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your
feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute
copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
downloaded from:

http://www.geocities.com/teraknowled.../download.html

or any of many mirrors worldwide:

http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle

Thank you for your time and participation.
Cheers,

The OMLET Team
Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.
I clicked on this link to say thank you for posting to the correct group

Thank you Daniel;

To show my appreciation here is a poem written just for you; by Simon
from rec.humor: Copyright is assured for its rightful owner!

The Omlet of Daniel Morgan
=============== ============
This is the tale of Daniel Morgan,
Who had a tiny oracle performance and clit-ormance,
It gave s)his significant others/dbas such a shock,
When they touched he?i[r/s] tiny instance,
S)He laboured hard to find a cure,
S)He polished it with fish manure,
S)He tied it up with bits of string,
But still it was a poor small thing,
It was just one transaction when fully reared,
When shutting down normal/abort it disappeared,
It was just by chance they called s)him Danny the Wanny,
Half an parse shorter it would have been Fanny the Lanny,
One day Danny the Zanny read in the Daily Mail,
That things called hard falses were on sale,
For women who had tiny breasts,
They wore these things inside their vests,
And then went in the latest fashions,
To satisfy mens beastly passions,
Our Danny said, "I am no fool,
Why can't I have a big false manure pool."
He worked all night to make a big false chopper,
And ended up with a great big whopper,
It was 12 java long and made of pl/sql,
And any dba could stretch fanny like elastic buckets,
It really was a lovely job,
And on the end was a big red knob,
Dan tied it up with bits of twine,
It did look rather fine,
Lying there beneath his wants/jants/mants,
It just looked like an elephants,
The bees all flocked around with glee,
As they saw his nulge stretch to his wee wee,
No other fellas/gellas stood a chance,
When our Dan attended a dance,
For when the wallas danced with Danny,
kept tickling around their fanny,
began to faint and swoom,
As Danny waltzed them around the room,
What a shock they had in stall,
For one night dancing around the floor,
Danny stopped and loudly cursed,
S)He felt the string and strapping burst,
Before s)he reached the nearest seat,
Her/His zxool was hanging at his feet,
Her/His sick sig gave a strangled cough,
And said, "Excuse me but your moose fell off!"
I could n't describe the scenes there after,
The wise cracks and scournful laughter,
All those mules that Dan had dated,
Gazed as so deflated,
Silvia made s)him sick,
She gave a spiteful kick,
Poor Danny's screams rang round the hall,
For the string was tied around s)his ball,
As s)he staggered to the nearest door,
dragged along the floor,
Course the band was almost crackers,
Whilst in the gents Dan bathed his knackers,
So if you are like Daniel Morgan,
And as tiny,
Remember though its only wee,
It's just as good for the pee !!!

om***@omlet.org wrote:

Daniel Morgan <da******@x.was hington.edu> wrote in message

news:<108820828 6.33103@yasure> ...

om***@omlet.org wrote:

omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,

You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your
feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute
copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
downloaded from:

http://www.geocities.com/teraknowled.../download.html

or any of many mirrors worldwide:

http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle

Thank you for your time and participation.
Cheers,

Amjad Daoud, OCP
The OMLET Team Lead
Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

Danny the fanny,
Interesting ... I've never seen anyone on this newsgroup with that
particular name ...
Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet.
Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the dimwits!

I'm so sorry, but your self-evaluation has no place in this newsgroup.
I'd reserve it for your employer, since he or she should be quite
concerned with your behaviour. Besides, as a self-evaluation it is
the most honest piece of work you've authored and submitted to the
newsgroup.

Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your
expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far!
I would doubt that, seriously. Unless, of course they are using it as
an example of arrogance run amok.
Your shameless plug YOU put at the bottom of EVERY ONE OF YOUR STUPID
FUCKING POSTS; you and others make you dumb hippocrates.
I've never known in intelligent crate, regardless of the construction.
Shut the fuck up about it and move on, you're not going to win with
your broken logic and arrogant self-serving attitude, god what a
fucking dumbass. Get over it.
Now, now, it's you who's arrogant, not Daniel. And it's your logic
proven faulty time and again in your misguided posts to this
newsgroup. I believe it's time for you to get over it. Amjad, since
you appear to be the only one without a clue in this exchange.
Apardon my languages DOC! You really deserve a Tonka Truck too like
David J*. Or may be better you can help David with your girly kicks!

This only proves once again you have no idea whom you're talking about
in reference to me or my career. You have obviously confused me with
someone else.

David Fitzjarrell

[omlet]

Hans Forbrich <fo******@yahoo .net> wrote in message news:<5gWDc.271 94$E84.26255@ed tnps89>...

Hans Forbrich wrote:

Just curious - in your words, what is in this 'complete monitoring
package' that is not in Oracle Enterprise Manager?

Many thanks for the [lack of] response.

It's been over 48 hours. Since you are responding to others, you must have
had an opportunity to review and think about my question.

And since you advertise yourself as quite knowledgeable in Oracle
technology, I feel safe in concluding that even you do not find any
value-add for this in an environment that has standardized on OEM.

Have to admit, it is both pretty to look at and appears to be a seriously
significant piece of coding. Not 'specially useful, but definitely pretty.

/Hans

<sotto voce>
That said, I asked a fair tech question and offered an opportunity to
respond in the tech forums. I now await the rebuttal, expecting that to be
insult-laden and diversionary.
</sotto voce>

sorry Hans for ignoring you.

I would leave this to satisfied OMLET users. I would like you to be
more constructive and tell me what would like to have in OMLETv5? be
creative; give us 6 months; and we will deliver.