I HATE STATICS - .NET Framework

I hate static variables and methods.

Hate them.

HATE THEM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Jul 21 '05 #1

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RichardF

dare i ask why ?

Jul 21 '05 #2

Yehudah Itzkolditz

in, <gu*****@treevi ew.control>, the flatus-relieving, scrabbly polictician,
and sheep and cattle driver, screamed:

I hate static variables and methods.

Hate them.

HATE THEM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

So how long has your Windows box been running?

One of my machines has been faultlessly running ME for nearly four years
with a perminent BSOD at 100% CPU with little or no problem whatsoever.

Now that's an impressive performance level even you can't disagree with.

Jul 21 '05 #3

Patrick A

Why? Static variables are very useful.

Jul 21 '05 #4

RichardF

are you sure you dont mean statistics.

i can understand that

Jul 21 '05 #5

W.G. Ryan eMVP

Yes, I'm dying to do this:

MessageBox bx = new MessageBox();
bx.Show("Blah") ;

That would soooo kick a33.

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I hate static variables and methods.

Hate them.

HATE THEM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Jul 21 '05 #6

Cor Ligthert

Bill

Can you give an explanation for a visitor too this newsgroup who does not
understand this jargon?

What is "kick a33"

Cor

Jul 21 '05 #7

Wizard

Cor Ligthert no************@ planet.nl, wrote in message
23************* **@TK2MSFTNGP12 .phx.gbl:

Bill

Can you give an explanation for a visitor too this newsgroup who does
not understand this jargon?

What is "kick a33"

Cor

The Microsoft prostitute is in danger of losing everyfuckingthi ng but his
cherry if he keeps that up, you snipping cunt.

Jul 21 '05 #8

Johannes Bauer

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W.G. Ryan eMVP wrote:
[Idiotic drivel]

Ah, another "Most Valuable Prick" crossposting monkey crap to COLA and
attaching a fullquote at the bottom of his message.

And if you want to be "1337", a 3 equals an "e", not an "s". A 5 equals
a "s", you stupid moron.

Outlook does so kick a55.

Greetings,
Johannes

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Jul 21 '05 #9

Wizard

W.G. Ryan eMVP Wi*********@gma il.com, wrote in message
23************* **@TK2MSFTNGP10 .phx.gbl:

Yes, I'm dying to do this:

MessageBox bx = new MessageBox();
bx.Show("Blah") ;

That would soooo kick a33.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You fucktard cunt!!

BWAHAHAHAAHHAHA HAHA!!

Jul 21 '05 #10

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