I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
But, how can I write such a deadly program?
I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.
Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!
Nov 30 '06
23  1971 
"Ed Zagmoon" <sp**********@y ahoo.comwrites:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
C is the wrong programming language for this task. You want to
write your program in Flash.
--
Ben Pfaff
email: bl*@cs.stanford .edu
web: http://benpfaff.org
>I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
Run just about any newbie C program on a DeathStation 9000.
In particular, look for code containing stuff like "void main"
and "fflush(std in)" and "i = i++ + ++i;".
>that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
Any decent newsreader for USENET will do that. You'd have much
better luck having the program launch nuclear missiles.
>But, how can I write such a deadly program?
>I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.
In that case, I suggest you BECOME a cop.
>Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!
>>>>"BP" == Ben Pfaff <bl*@cs.stanfor d.eduwrites:
BP"Ed Zagmoon" <sp**********@y ahoo.comwrites:
>I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
BPC is the wrong programming language for this task. You want
BPto write your program in Flash.
Flash, and brain-dead people. Correlation, or causation?
Charlton
--
Charlton Wilbur cw*****@chromat ico.net
[alt.recipes.bab ies removed for obvious reasons]
Spiros Bousbouras said:
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
>I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
But, how can I write such a deadly program?
The C standard has no provision for creating graphics
That isn't exactly true. I've created (and edited) graphics images (.bmp
format) using clc-conforming C[1]. It is even possible to /display/
graphics using standard C if you're content with text art. :-)
[1] ...by which I mean that it could probably be nit-picked, but not very
much...
--
Richard Heathfield
"Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29/7/1999 http://www.cpax.org.uk
email: rjh at the above domain, - www.
On Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:08:12 -0000, go***********@b urditt.org (Gordon
Burditt) wrote:
>>I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
Run just about any newbie C program on a DeathStation 9000.
In particular, look for code containing stuff like "void main"
and "fflush(std in)" and "i = i++ + ++i;".
>>that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
Any decent newsreader for USENET will do that. You'd have much
better luck having the program launch nuclear missiles.
>>But, how can I write such a deadly program?
>>I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.
In that case, I suggest you BECOME a cop.
...or president of US, Israel...
Just DO Simple C programming in WINDOWS OS, u often see (BLUE) flash
screen
and user will do suicide for using it.
Richard Heathfield wrote:
[alt.recipes.bab ies removed for obvious reasons]
Spiros Bousbouras said:
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
But, how can I write such a deadly program?
The C standard has no provision for creating graphics
That isn't exactly true. I've created (and edited) graphics images (.bmp
format) using clc-conforming C[1]. It is even possible to /display/
graphics using standard C if you're content with text art. :-)
[1] ...by which I mean that it could probably be nit-picked, but not very
much...
--
Richard Heathfield
"Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29/7/1999
http://www.cpax.org.uk
email: rjh at the above domain, - www.
Just DO Simple C programming in WINDOWS OS, u often see (BLUE) flash
screen
and user will do suicide for using it.
Richard Heathfield wrote:
[alt.recipes.bab ies removed for obvious reasons]
Spiros Bousbouras said:
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
But, how can I write such a deadly program?
The C standard has no provision for creating graphics
That isn't exactly true. I've created (and edited) graphics images (.bmp
format) using clc-conforming C[1]. It is even possible to /display/
graphics using standard C if you're content with text art. :-)
[1] ...by which I mean that it could probably be nit-picked, but not very
much...
--
Richard Heathfield
"Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29/7/1999
http://www.cpax.org.uk
email: rjh at the above domain, - www.
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
But, how can I write such a deadly program?
I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.
Pardon my ignorance, but just how do you intend to test it?
bashgcc -o murder murder.c
bash./murder
<BZZZZZZZZZTT >
....
<sound of lifeless body hitting the floor>
Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!
But will you *haunt* me?
goose,
the in-the-struct-able
sunny:
Just DO Simple C programming in WINDOWS OS, u often see (BLUE) flash
screen
and user will do suicide for using it.
It's quite easy to get the blue screen up:
int main(void)
{
*(int*)7492 = 5;
}
You might even say that the behaviour is perfectly well defined on Windows.
--
Frederick Gotham
Frederick Gotham wrote:
>
It's quite easy to get the blue screen up:
int main(void)
{
*(int*)7492 = 5;
}
I may be way off base here, but I doubt that that will produce
a blue-screen-of-death on any nt-based windows (NT, 2k, 2k3, XP).
Unless, of course, there is something remarkable about that particular
address.
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