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How to write a murder-program in C ???

I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.

But, how can I write such a deadly program?

I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.

Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!

Nov 30 '06 #1
23 1969
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.

But, how can I write such a deadly program?

I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.

Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!
Easy, just keep invoking undefined behaviour. Sooner or later your
"Hamlet" is bound to be realised, though it may not be to your liking.

Nov 30 '06 #2
Anyway, I appreciate your idea.

Nov 30 '06 #3

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.

But, how can I write such a deadly program?

I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.

Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!
Sorry, we don't do homework for you.
Please consult the FAQ.

Nov 30 '06 #4
On Nov 30, 10:14 am, "Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_i...@y ahoo.comwrote:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.

But, how can I write such a deadly program?

I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.

Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!
You have posted in the wrong group.
The correct group is as follows:
alt.society.men tal-health
(http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...topics?lnk=srg)

Nov 30 '06 #5

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.

But, how can I write such a deadly program?

I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.

Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!
You have to use PASM for that.

Nov 30 '06 #6
2006-11-30 <11************ **********@l39g 2000cwd.googleg roups.com>,
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
You might find the information you need in the comp.basilisk FAQ.
Nov 30 '06 #7
2006-11-30 <11************ **********@l39g 2000cwd.googleg roups.com>,
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.
You might find the information you need in the comp.basilisk FAQ.

See
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://...ilisk.faq.html
Nov 30 '06 #8
Ed Zagmoon:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.

But, how can I write such a deadly program?

I want to be the meanest mass-murderer of them all and
I don't want to be captured by the cops.

Please help me to achieve my goal and I won't kill you!!!

Here's an excerpt from a Borland compiler manual that might aid you:

7 Hz is the resonant frequency of a

chicken's skull cavity. This was determined

empirically in Australia, where a new factory

generating 7-Hz tones was located too close to a

chicken ranch: When the factory started up, all the

chickens died.

Your PC may not be able to emit a 7-Hz tone.

--

Frederick Gotham
Nov 30 '06 #9
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to write a program that can kill people in C. Something
that will display flashing colors or fractal pictures that will
overload the brains of my victims so that they die.

But, how can I write such a deadly program?
The C standard has no provision for creating graphics so
you cannot achieve your goal using standard C. I recommend
asking the same question on a newsgroup which deals with
your platform.

Nov 30 '06 #10

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