CDMA AWARDS 2003! - Microsoft Access / VBA

Doctor Jack

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||||Winners||||
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Best Drool:
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David W. Fenton
Tony Toews
**Larry Linson**
Jerry Boone

Poster Whose Sex Noises Most Closely Resemble The Sounds Of A Tortured Farm Animal:
=============== =============== =============== =============== ===============

Michael Kaplan
Arvin Meyer
**David W. Fenton**
Rebecca M. Riordan

Signature That Promised All But Delivered Nothing:
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David Fenton Associates
Granite Consulting
**Trigeminal**
www.lebans.com

Most Ridiculous Poster Who Consistently Delivers The Most Retarded Answers:
=============== =============== =============== =============== ===============

**Tony Toews**
Larry Linson
Albert D Kallal
Brendan Reynolds

Best Unintentional Thread Comedy:
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"David Fenton is a valued member of this newsgroup"
"Tony Site Wrong"
**"Exit sub a poor man's GoTo?"**

Most Retarded Use of Technology:
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Access on a VPN
Access 97
**NTPCUG Powerpoint Presentation**

Worst Technology
=============== =

** Michael Kaplan: French Access Translation ** ("Add Watch"="Insérer Espion")

Nov 12 '05 #1

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XMVP

I'm fairly disappointed "Peter Miller" didn't win anything. But then again
there's no category called "Fleeced the Most Newbies." Oh well, maybe next
year.
"Doctor Jack" <dr********@exc ite.com> wrote in message
news:1b******** *************** ***@posting.goo gle.com...

_______________
||||Winners||||
---------------

Best Drool:
===========

David W. Fenton
Tony Toews
**Larry Linson**
Jerry Boone

Poster Whose Sex Noises Most Closely Resemble The Sounds Of A Tortured Farm Animal: =============== =============== =============== =============== ===============
Michael Kaplan
Arvin Meyer
**David W. Fenton**
Rebecca M. Riordan

Signature That Promised All But Delivered Nothing:
=============== =============== =============== =====

David Fenton Associates
Granite Consulting
**Trigeminal**
www.lebans.com

Most Ridiculous Poster Who Consistently Delivers The Most Retarded Answers: =============== =============== =============== =============== ===============
**Tony Toews**
Larry Linson
Albert D Kallal
Brendan Reynolds

Best Unintentional Thread Comedy:
=============== =============== ===

"David Fenton is a valued member of this newsgroup"
"Tony Site Wrong"
**"Exit sub a poor man's GoTo?"**

Most Retarded Use of Technology:
=============== =============== ==

Access on a VPN
Access 97
**NTPCUG Powerpoint Presentation**

Worst Technology
=============== =

** Michael Kaplan: French Access Translation ** ("Add Watch"="Insérer

Espion")

Nov 12 '05 #2

44Zone66

"Doctor Jack" <dr********@exc ite.com> wrote in message
news:1b******** *************** ***@posting.goo gle.com...

_______________
||||Winners||||
---------------

Best Drool:
===========

David W. Fenton
Tony Toews
**Larry Linson**
Jerry Boone

Poster Whose Sex Noises Most Closely Resemble The Sounds Of A Tortured Farm Animal: =============== =============== =============== =============== ===============
Michael Kaplan
Arvin Meyer
**David W. Fenton**
Rebecca M. Riordan

Signature That Promised All But Delivered Nothing:
=============== =============== =============== =====

David Fenton Associates
Granite Consulting
**Trigeminal**
www.lebans.com

Most Ridiculous Poster Who Consistently Delivers The Most Retarded Answers: =============== =============== =============== =============== ===============
**Tony Toews**
Larry Linson
Albert D Kallal
Brendan Reynolds

Best Unintentional Thread Comedy:
=============== =============== ===

"David Fenton is a valued member of this newsgroup"
"Tony Site Wrong"
**"Exit sub a poor man's GoTo?"**

Most Retarded Use of Technology:
=============== =============== ==

Access on a VPN
Access 97
**NTPCUG Powerpoint Presentation**

Worst Technology
=============== =

** Michael Kaplan: French Access Translation ** ("Add Watch"="Insérer

Espion")

*funny as hell man
*great to see SOMEBODY'S keeping track
*like a worthless shit index

Nov 12 '05 #3

Willard Pez

"Doctor Jack" <dr********@exc ite.com> wrote in message
news:1b******** *************** ***@posting.goo gle.com...

_______________
||||Winners||||
---------------

Best Drool:
===========

David W. Fenton
Tony Toews
**Larry Linson**
Jerry Boone

Poster Whose Sex Noises Most Closely Resemble The Sounds Of A Tortured Farm Animal: =============== =============== =============== =============== ===============
Michael Kaplan
Arvin Meyer
**David W. Fenton**
Rebecca M. Riordan

Signature That Promised All But Delivered Nothing:
=============== =============== =============== =====

David Fenton Associates
Granite Consulting
**Trigeminal**
www.lebans.com

Most Ridiculous Poster Who Consistently Delivers The Most Retarded Answers: =============== =============== =============== =============== ===============
**Tony Toews**
Larry Linson
Albert D Kallal
Brendan Reynolds

Best Unintentional Thread Comedy:
=============== =============== ===

"David Fenton is a valued member of this newsgroup"
"Tony Site Wrong"
**"Exit sub a poor man's GoTo?"**

Most Retarded Use of Technology:
=============== =============== ==

Access on a VPN
Access 97
**NTPCUG Powerpoint Presentation**

Worst Technology
=============== =

** Michael Kaplan: French Access Translation ** ("Add Watch"="Insérer

Espion")
This would be pretty funny if it weren't for the damage they do. It looks
to me like a national Access Do Not Call List. Somebody should look up
these people's REAL addresses and then post the Better Business Bureau
hotline number for their state next to their names.

Nov 12 '05 #4

XMVP

"Willard Pez" <ce********@p ez-mania.com> wrote in message
news:27******** *************** *******@news.te ranews.com...

"Doctor Jack" <dr********@exc ite.com> wrote in message
news:1b******** *************** ***@posting.goo gle.com...
_______________
||||Winners||||
---------------

Best Drool:
===========

David W. Fenton
Tony Toews
**Larry Linson**
Jerry Boone

Poster Whose Sex Noises Most Closely Resemble The Sounds Of A Tortured

Farm Animal:

=============== =============== =============== =============== ===============

Michael Kaplan
Arvin Meyer
**David W. Fenton**
Rebecca M. Riordan

Signature That Promised All But Delivered Nothing:
=============== =============== =============== =====

David Fenton Associates
Granite Consulting
**Trigeminal**
www.lebans.com

Most Ridiculous Poster Who Consistently Delivers The Most Retarded

Answers:

=============== =============== =============== =============== ===============

**Tony Toews**
Larry Linson
Albert D Kallal
Brendan Reynolds

Best Unintentional Thread Comedy:
=============== =============== ===

"David Fenton is a valued member of this newsgroup"
"Tony Site Wrong"
**"Exit sub a poor man's GoTo?"**

Most Retarded Use of Technology:
=============== =============== ==

Access on a VPN
Access 97
**NTPCUG Powerpoint Presentation**

Worst Technology
=============== =

** Michael Kaplan: French Access Translation ** ("Add Watch"="Insérer

Espion")
This would be pretty funny if it weren't for the damage they do. It looks
to me like a national Access Do Not Call List. Somebody should look up
these people's REAL addresses and then post the Better Business Bureau
hotline number for their state next to their names.

That's a great idea except none of them have any businesses. They just have
Web pages.

Nov 12 '05 #5

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