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Jeff and his Trackball


Just seen:

New image of Jeff Relf and His Trackball.

http://www.ottawaathleticclub.com/images/trackballs.jpg

Yes, Jeff, the buttons are falling apart...the contacts worn, the MicroCrud
drivers bit-cracking with every click -- XP has made the TrackBall unusable
-- that's right -- a M$ product, destroying any backwards compatibility to
the insipid FOOLS who purchased a trackball.

BUT you go, you go on, clinging to your track ball -- muttering 'my driver,
my driver' and weeping, near a poorly sealed medical waste canister near
Harborview...
--
W '04 <:> Open
Jul 21 '05 #1
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