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IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF
NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???
Aug 5 '05
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In article <1k************ *******@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net>,
da****@notathom e.net writes...

"John B. Matthews" <no****@nospam. com> wrote in message
news:no******** *************** ***@news-rdr-01.ohiordc.rr.c om...
In article <oy************ ***@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net>,
"Darren" <da****@notatho me.net> wrote:
"THOR88" <TH**@HAMMER.OR G> wrote in message
news:dd******** **@nwrdmz03.dmz .ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
> IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY
E-MALES???IF
> NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???
>
>
document.write( "SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???");


I admire the self-referential quality of your reply. As the OP asked for
RITE, should you add incense or some Latin? :-)


Good idea. The latin i can find on the latin on the net, "victoria, tutela"
but how do I put incense into javascript? :)


Toss in a few random coding errors.
I usually get incensed with javascript when I do that.

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DM
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Aug 7 '05 #11
John B. Matthews wrote:
: In article <oy************ ***@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net>,
: "Darren" <da****@notatho me.net> wrote:
:
:: "THOR88" <TH**@HAMMER.OR G> wrote in message
:: news:dd******** **@nwrdmz03.dmz .ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
::: IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY
::: E-MALES???IF NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???
:::
:::
:: document.write( "SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF NOT CAN YUO
:: RITE ONE PLEASE???");
:
: I admire the self-referential quality of your reply. As the OP asked
: for RITE, should you add incense or some Latin? :-)

NO NIGER INSENS OR LATINS IN ARE SIGHT PLEACE.

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Aug 7 '05 #12
DVH

Darren <da****@notatho me.net> wrote in message
news:1k******** ***********@new sfe4-gui.ntli.net...

"John B. Matthews" <no****@nospam. com> wrote in message
news:no******** *************** ***@news-rdr-01.ohiordc.rr.c om...
In article <oy************ ***@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net>,
"Darren" <da****@notatho me.net> wrote:
"THOR88" <TH**@HAMMER.OR G> wrote in message
news:dd******** **@nwrdmz03.dmz .ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
> IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY
E-MALES???IF
> NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???
>
>
document.write( "SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???");
I admire the self-referential quality of your reply. As the OP asked for
RITE, should you add incense or some Latin? :-)


Good idea. The latin i can find on the latin on the net, "victoria,

tutela" but how do I put incense into javascript? :)


Incense is illegal where I come from. Even marrying your cousin raises
eyebrows.

Aug 8 '05 #13
THOR88 wrote:
IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF
NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???


You may want to announce your interest for a `comp.lang.jave r' newsgroup.
Aug 8 '05 #14
DVH

DV8 <DV*@WEBTV.CO M> wrote in message
news:42******** *******@news.we btv.com...
GO ON THEN


He's taking his time.
Aug 9 '05 #15

"DVH" <dv*@dvhdvhdvh. dvh> wrote in message
news:dd******** **@nwrdmz01.dmz .ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...

DV8 <DV*@WEBTV.CO M> wrote in message
news:42******** *******@news.we btv.com...
GO ON THEN
He's taking his time.

"Yes, I can write one. But I won't"

The "but I won't" pretty much clears that one up

Darren

Aug 9 '05 #16
DV8
I BET YOU DONT NO HOW TO
NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
Aug 9 '05 #17

"DV8" <DV*@WEBTV.CO M> wrote in message
news:42******** *******@news.ea synews.com...
I BET YOU DONT NO HOW TO
NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS


The "but I won't" pretty much clears that one up

Darren
Aug 9 '05 #18
DV8
I CUD BE PRESEDENT OF THE AMERICAS BUT I WONT
NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
Aug 9 '05 #19
"DV8" <DV*@WEBTV.CO M> wrote in message
news:42******** *******@news.ea synews.com...
I CUD BE PRESEDENT OF THE AMERICAS BUT I WONT
NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS

LOL...

You sound like him, so I'm starting to wonder...

:-D

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Aug 9 '05 #20

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