Here's the situation:
I'm a part-time instructor at ITT. In about 2 weeks, I'm going to
start teaching a class titled 'web authoring and scripting'. I
figures that a fun yet interesting way to start the first day of class
would be with a counterexample site. That is, a site showing all the
wrong ways to build a website. I've got a start on this site, but I
would like some more input on what to put in.
Right now I'm focusing on 3 areas of bad web sites
- overblown marketing : I've got kind of the 'snake-oil salesman'
thing going on so far, with the exaggerated claims and ridiculous
allusions to scientific methods and proofs etc...
- Annoying 'catchy' stuff: Blinking text, highlighted text that isn't
links, constant font style changes, flashing images etc,etc.
Actually, I'm looking for one of those annoying "if this is blinking
you've won a prize!" type ads. Does anyone have a copy or a URL for
one of those?
- Poor coding practices: None of the HTML in this page is to be
standardized at all. I'm using the old-style 'all caps' tags, little
or no quoting of attributes, improperly nested tags, tables nested 2
or 3 layers deep etc. I'm also going to include lots of proprietary
markup (<blink><marque e> etc..)
- Confusing intermingling of structure and style - I'm using no CSS,
and all the formatting tags (<font><b><I><b link> etc..). There
will be no <h1> <h2> or anything like that, it will all be like
"<p><b><fon t color = red size = 3>Buy Now!!!</b></font>" -- you get
the picture.
- Lack of indentation in the source code - The source html code will
be as unreadable as I can make it while still being able to add to it
as I go. Long lines of text and lack of proper indentation etc.
Anyway, you can see what I've got so far at
http://www.gardnerweb.org/badExample
Any feedback as to how I can make this page 'worse' would be greatly
appreciated.