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The Giant Spaghetti Monster

You know what I have to say to the giant spaghetti monster?
Do you want to know?
Do you?

Well I'm tired of sucking on your spaghetti and chewing on your fresh
meat balls!
It isn't only about writing open source code that's free. That's
obviously nice.
But the Open Source code just facillitates all of this negative energy
in the world, the same as the Windows Operating system and the Giant
Search Engines.

And No One Understands Any Of The Open Source Spaghetti.
So Please Quit Mocking Programmers Who Are Interested In Learning About
Computers.
They Don't Teach Us To Write UnCrackable Bloated Spaghetti In Schools,
And No One Has Time To Learn How To Read It!!!

Aug 13 '06 #1
7 2044
7
idiot Co********@gmai l.com wrote:
You know what I have to say to the giant spaghetti monster?
Eat more LSD?
Aug 13 '06 #2

7 wrote:
idiot Co********@gmai l.com wrote:
You know what I have to say to the giant spaghetti monster?

Eat more LSD?
That's just what the spaghetti monster wants! He wants to get all the
physics students high and then teach them about spaghetti theory. Then
he wants us all sitting around playing with balls of yarn, thinking
about how we are all meatballs in a halloween soup, that layers stick
their hands in and move around. While all our kids sit around watching
television and hacking on the computers, so their little meatball minds
are controlled by the giant network of spaghetti that stretches
throughout the digital universe.

We are all just the spaghetti monsters whores.

8)

Aug 13 '06 #3
CoreyWhite wrote:
You know what I have to say to the giant spaghetti monster?
That's >FLYING< Spaghetti Monster to YOU, infidel !!

--
Phlip
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?ZeekLand <-- NOT a blog!!!
Aug 13 '06 #4
Jim
Phlip wrote:
CoreyWhite wrote:
>You know what I have to say to the giant spaghetti monster?

That's >FLYING< Spaghetti Monster to YOU, infidel !!
Flied lice???
That's FRIED RICE, you PLICK!
- Uncle Benny
--
When all else fails... use a hammer.

http://dotware.co.uk

Some people are like Slinkies; they serve no particular purpose,
But they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Aug 13 '06 #5
<Co********@gma il.comwrote in message
>"I found the send button. AOL has the innernet on computers what?"
How unusual to find a moron with a
gmail address crossposting nonsense to
unrelated groups from via Google.


Aug 13 '06 #6

Co********@gmai l.com wrote:
7 wrote:
idiot Co********@gmai l.com wrote:
You know what I have to say to the giant spaghetti monster?
Eat more LSD?

That's just what the spaghetti monster wants! He wants to get all the
physics students high and then teach them about spaghetti theory. Then
he wants us all sitting around playing with balls of yarn, thinking
about how we are all meatballs in a halloween soup, that layers stick
their hands in and move around. While all our kids sit around watching
television and hacking on the computers, so their little meatball minds
are controlled by the giant network of spaghetti that stretches
throughout the digital universe.

We are all just the spaghetti monsters whores.

8
Yams are reputedly very good for menopausal women.... apropis of...
nothing much:-) LSD is good for seeing in the dark - where the
spagetti monster lurks;-) Only...he looks 10 times as large, which is
a good thing really because spagetti can make you fat if you eat too
much.

A.

Aug 13 '06 #7
Tom

<Co********@gma il.comwrote in message
news:11******** **************@ m79g2000cwm.goo glegroups.com.. .
You know what I have to say to the giant spaghetti monster?
Do you want to know?
No.
Aug 14 '06 #8

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