Can I write a virtual Santa Claus in C who will come to me on
Christmas ?
Or is C an satanic programming language that will turn Santa into
Satan Claus who will just infect my computer with spambots and rape me
with the mouse?
Please help! 4 2129
Bruno Beam wrote: Can I write a virtual Santa Claus in C who will come to me on Christmas ?
No, you have to use C++ for that.
Bruno Beam wrote: Can I write a virtual Santa Claus in C who will come to me on Christmas ?
Or is C an satanic programming language that will turn Santa into Satan Claus who will just infect my computer with spambots and rape me with the mouse?
Please help!
<deadpan>
As this would require non-standard platform-specific extensions, you're
off topic here. However, as C is a general purpose programming language,
given appropriate extensions either effect could be achieved.
</deadpan>
HTH,
--ag
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"Bruno Beam" <ze************ **********@yaho o.com.br> wrote in message Can I write a virtual Santa Claus in C who will come to me on Christmas ?
/*
virtual santa
*/
int main(void)
{
char request[1024];
printf("What do you want for Christmas?\n");
fgets(request, 1024, stdin);
if(!strchr(requ est, '\n'))
printf("Cinders for a greedy child\n");
else
printf("Ho ho ho ho ho, here' s a %s\n", request);
}
Or is C an satanic programming language that will turn Santa into Satan Claus who will just infect my computer with spambots and rape me with the mouse?
/*
evil santa
*/
void main(void)
{
char request[1024];
printf("What do you want for Christmas?\n");
gets(request):
printf("Ho ho ho ho, here',s a%s\n", request);
}
A language like Santa clause..... hmmm.
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