Two Ways To Identify An Idiot Web Developer - Page 2

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I can't tell you how frustrated I get when going to a web developer's
website and observing he or she is an idiot that has not grasped
the most fundamental element of usability: page title naming conventions.

1.) You know you are at an idiot's website when there is no page title.
Listen up idiot. Give every page a name using the HTML <title> element.

2.) When naming your page do not put the name of your website or your
company 'after' the page title text. The name of your website or your
company name should be placed 'before' the page title text. Assuming
the idiot has at least provided a page title consider...

Incorrect Page Title Naming Convention:
I Am An Idiot And Here's The Proof - IdiotWebDevelop er.com

Correct: Page Title Naming Convention:
Smart Web Developer - How to Avoid Being Identified As An Idiot

The correct page title naming convention is correct as it provides a
meaningful description of the contents of the page and the order of the
page title text 'after' the developer's website or company name allows
the developer's pages to be sorted as a group when saved as a Favorite.
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<%= Clinton Gallagher
A/E/C Consulting, Web Design, e-Commerce Software Development
Wauwatosa, Milwaukee County, Wisconsin USA
NET cs*********@REM OVETHISTEXTmetr omilwaukee.com
URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher/

Nov 18 '05

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Kindler Chase - nCubed

John Haynes wrote:

Unemployed, disgruntled???

The fact that you posted in the first place was a bit absurd but
acceptable, however, the subsequent posts reveal that you are either
extremely petty or are jealous that an "idiot" developer would be
getting work while you are unemployed.

I think you could add hypocritical. From May of 2001 to just the other day,
Mr. G's own page has been 'Untitled':
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://...gher/myLan.htm

--
kindler chase

Nov 18 '05 #11

John Haynes

bwahahahahah... ...ROTFLMFAO

"Kindler Chase - nCubed" <su*****@DELETE MEncubed.com> wrote in message
news:u4******** ******@TK2MSFTN GP10.phx.gbl...

John Haynes wrote:
Unemployed, disgruntled???

The fact that you posted in the first place was a bit absurd but
acceptable, however, the subsequent posts reveal that you are either
extremely petty or are jealous that an "idiot" developer would be
getting work while you are unemployed.
I think you could add hypocritical. From May of 2001 to just the other

day, Mr. G's own page has been 'Untitled':
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://...gher/myLan.htm
--
kindler chase

Nov 18 '05 #12

David Jessee

Its like I have a knight in shining Htpertext, defenging my frail Nerd
Honor.

"John Haynes" <jo************ *****@frumurass .acsalaska.net> wrote in message
news:ef******** ******@tk2msftn gp13.phx.gbl...

bwahahahahah... ...ROTFLMFAO

"Kindler Chase - nCubed" <su*****@DELETE MEncubed.com> wrote in message
news:u4******** ******@TK2MSFTN GP10.phx.gbl...
John Haynes wrote:
Unemployed, disgruntled???

The fact that you posted in the first place was a bit absurd but
acceptable, however, the subsequent posts reveal that you are either
extremely petty or are jealous that an "idiot" developer would be
getting work while you are unemployed.

I think you could add hypocritical. From May of 2001 to just the other

day,
Mr. G's own page has been 'Untitled':

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://...gher/myLan.htm

--
kindler chase

Nov 18 '05 #13

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