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3 new slogans

1) Python made me rich
2) Python saved my life
3) Python changed my mind

put them on T-shirts. Collect all three!!
Jul 18 '05 #1
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"Graham Fawcett" <fa*****@teksavvy.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:ma**********************************@python.o rg...
smarter_than_you wrote:
1) Python made me rich
2) Python saved my life
3) Python changed my mind

put them on T-shirts. Collect all three!!

how about

I'm not really a wizard, I just use Python

or (untested, but I think it's right)

s/(perl|java|vba|c(#|\+\+|)?)/python/g


... but - as *any* regex - can be improved:
s/\b(perl|java|vba?|c(#|\+\+|)?)/python/gi

Kindly
Michael P
or, with apologies to Clarke,

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python

-- Graham

Jul 18 '05 #2
Graham Fawcett wrote:
or, with apologies to Clarke,

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python"


I *really* like this one.

Only problem is, you have to be a sci-fi head to get it: No problem
for me: I've been reading Arthur C. Clarke since I was 8 years old.

regards,

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Jul 18 '05 #3
s/(perl|java|vba|c(#|\+\+|)?)/python/g
Michael> .. but - as *any* regex - can be improved:
Michael> s/\b(perl|java|vba?|c(#|\+\+|)?)/python/gi

We ought to at least use Python for this

re.sub(r"(?i)\b(perl|java|vba?|c(#|\+\+|)?)", "python")
import re
s = "vba vb perl java vba vb c# c c++"
re.sub(r"(?i)\b(perl|java|vba?|c(#|\+\+)?)", "python", s)

'python python python python python python python python python'

Skip

Jul 18 '05 #4
Alan Kennedy <al****@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<3F***************@hotmail.com>...
Graham Fawcett wrote:
or, with apologies to Clarke,

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python"


I *really* like this one.

Only problem is, you have to be a sci-fi head to get it: No problem
for me: I've been reading Arthur C. Clarke since I was 8 years old.

regards,


those all suck,

how about.....

Get wrapped up in python

nah thats shit too, emmm

how about.....

Python is your daddy

no equally shit

how about.....

The high level programming language in front is Python...

oh dear...think i might just leave it there..

;P

matt.
Jul 18 '05 #5
Matt Smith wrote:

Alan Kennedy <al****@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<3F***************@hotmail.com>...
Graham Fawcett wrote:
or, with apologies to Clarke,

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python"


I *really* like this one.

Only problem is, you have to be a sci-fi head to get it: No problem
for me: I've been reading Arthur C. Clarke since I was 8 years old.

regards,


those all suck,

how about.....

Get wrapped up in python

nah thats shit too, emmm


I once tried out "Wrap Python around your problem and crush it!"

Yours is shorter though.

(Not that length matters! ;-)

-Peter
Jul 18 '05 #6
Graham Fawcett <fa*****@teksavvy.com> writes:
or, with apologies to Clarke,

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python


I'd wear that on a T-shirt. Or, with apologies to Sturgeon:

90% of code is crud
The rest is Python

Nick

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# sigmask || 0.2 || 20030107 || public domain || feed this to a python
print reduce(lambda x,y:x+chr(ord(y)-1),' Ojdl!Wbshjti!=obwAcboefstobudi/psh?')
Jul 18 '05 #7
Years ago I read in Usenet "Less code, more results". Was it in a VB group?
I forgot. Anyway, it really applies to Python.

"Python - less code, more results".

Cheers
Franz

"smarter_than_you" <da*******@yahoo.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:c6**************************@posting.google.c om...
1) Python made me rich
2) Python saved my life
3) Python changed my mind

put them on T-shirts. Collect all three!!

Jul 18 '05 #8
Python. Fat Free Programming
Jul 18 '05 #9
Nick Vargish wrote:
Graham Fawcett <fa*****@teksavvy.com> writes:
or, with apologies to Clarke,

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python


I'd wear that on a T-shirt. Or, with apologies to Sturgeon:

90% of code is crud
The rest is Python


Brilliant. I'd wear that one on a T-shirt, too.

Actually, I'd probably get a big tattoo with both of 'em, and stop
wearing T-shirts...

-- G
Jul 18 '05 #10
"My code doesn't run...
...It slithers! - Python"

--
Mike Kier
HP Consulting & Integration Services
Cincinnati, OH, USA
mi*******@hp.com
Jul 18 '05 #11
F. GEIGER wrote:
Years ago I read in Usenet "Less code, more results". Was it in a VB group?
I forgot. Anyway, it really applies to Python.

"Python - less code, more results".


Reminds me of some sentence of mine if a different
context (long thread about some work which didn't happen)

"less words, more code"

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Jul 18 '05 #12
3 more slogans:

1. Python: Taste programming again for the first time. (apologies to Kellog)
2. If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be Python. <3.1415 wink>
3. Python: Rehab for the semicolon.

Dave

Jul 18 '05 #13
I also like the Clarke one.
With apologies to Honda,

"Isn't it nice when things just work?"
or, with apologies to Clarke,

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python"


I *really* like this one.


Simon.
Jul 18 '05 #14
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 10:29:47 -0700,
Dave Kuhlman <dk******@rexx.com> wrote:
By the way, at one time I found a set of Python icons that could
be freely used, for example on Web sites. Is that still
available? I couldn't find it. If it still exists, perhaps the


http://www.python.org/community/logos.html, perhaps?

--amk
Jul 18 '05 #15
In message <3F***************@hotmail.com>
Alan Kennedy <al****@hotmail.com> wrote:
Graham Fawcett wrote:
or, with apologies to Clarke,

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from
Python"


I *really* like this one.

Only problem is, you have to be a sci-fi head to get it: No problem
for me: I've been reading Arthur C. Clarke since I was 8 years old.


You could always go for the classic variant on Clarke's statement:
"Any technology distinguishable from Python is insufficiently advanced"

Simon

Jul 18 '05 #16
Simon Callan wrote:
You could always go for the classic variant on Clarke's statement:
"Any technology distinguishable from Python is insufficiently advanced"


Hehe, Simon, thanks for that one! It made me laugh aloud :-)

But seriously, I don't think it is well suited for a slogan.
In my opinion, you should only speak about your own product
(python) and not about other people's products (in a negative
way). So slogan-wise, I like the original variation better.

--Irmen

Jul 18 '05 #17
In comp.lang.python, Peter Hansen <pe***@engcorp.com> (Peter Hansen) wrote
in <3F***************@engcorp.com>::

|Sean Ross wrote:
|>
|> Python. Fat Free Programming
|
|Please use a hyphen in the right place, or we'll all be
|overweight and unpaid!

Too late!

I need to lose 20lb and chase some invoices.

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Jul 18 '05 #18
> "My code doesn't run...
...It slithers! - Python"


People who have suffered from poor quality software might not
be attracted to something that says its "code doesn't run."
Raymond Hettinger
Jul 18 '05 #19
I like the The Four Noble Truths of Python website
http://www.pauahtun.org/4nobletruthsofpython.html

which includes

The origin of suffering lies in the use of not-Python.

and others.

-Andy Bulka
http://www.atug.com/andypatterns
Jul 18 '05 #20
Andy Bulka wrote:
I like the The Four Noble Truths of Python website
http://www.pauahtun.org/4nobletruthsofpython.html


Is Perl really the enemy? I don't see Microsoft backing Perl.

--
Cheers, www.3DProgrammer.com
Brandon Van Every Seattle, WA

20% of the world is real.
80% is gobbledygook we make up inside our own heads.

Jul 18 '05 #21
"Brandon J. Van Every" <va******@3DProgrammer.com> writes:
Is Perl really the enemy? I don't see Microsoft backing Perl.


I've got to say that BJVE actually has a point here. If there's one
thing about the Python community that I've found perturbing, it's the
attitude that "Perl is evil".

Perl has many flaws, and I'm very glad I've done a s/Perl/Python/ in
my own life, but Perl has been a useful tool and continues to be one
of the main drivers of open source acceptance. Antagonism towards Perl
just makes us look like cranks.

I'm all in favor of Python advocacy, but I much prefer conversion by
example rather than sword.

The other implication of BJVE's post is that Microsoft is the
enemy. I'll save that for a different post...

Nick

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