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Any "consumer review generators" available?

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
Mar 29 '07 #1
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>>>>"a" == aralsky <ar*****@aol.comwrites:

aI am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
agenerate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
aon amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
apackage available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
don't seem to have.

uri

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Mar 29 '07 #2
On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:
I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

If you're not, then DIAF.

Mar 30 '07 #3
On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zb******@gmail.comwrote:
>On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:
>I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

If you're not, then DIAF.
Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?
Mar 30 '07 #4
On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n...@null.nullwrote:
On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn...@gmail.comwrote:
On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:
I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.
If you're not, then DIAF.

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?
Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

Mar 30 '07 #5
On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zb******@gmail.comwrote:
>On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n...@null.nullwrote:
>On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn...@gmail.comwrote:
>On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:
I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
>I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.
>If you're not, then DIAF.

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.
FM!, IWRFT!
Mar 30 '07 #6
nullified wrote:
On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zb******@gmail.comwrote:
>On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n...@null.nullwrote:
>>On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn...@gmail.comwrote:

On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:
I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.
If you're not, then DIAF.
Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?
Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

FM!, IWRFT!
Perhaps if he finds his miracle script he can also train it to create
and 'solve' funny acronyms?
Mar 30 '07 #7
On 29 Mar, 20:00, Uri Guttman <u...@stemsystems.comwrote:
>>>"a" == aralsky <aral...@aol.comwrites:

aI am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
agenerate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
aon amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
apackage available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
don't seem to have.
People don't have ethics, they have morals. Ethics are characteristics
of collectives, not individuals.

R

Apr 2 '07 #8
On 2 Apr 2007 04:48:10 -0700, "Octo" <oc********@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
>On 29 Mar, 20:00, Uri Guttman <u...@stemsystems.comwrote:
>>>>"a" == aralsky <aral...@aol.comwrites:

aI am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
agenerate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
aon amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
apackage available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
don't seem to have.

People don't have ethics, they have morals. Ethics are characteristics
of collectives, not individuals.
I dont think the OP has either...
Wish I knew his domain, to put it in my block list :o)
Apr 2 '07 #9
On Mar 30, 1:46 am, nullified <n...@null.nullwrote:
On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn...@gmail.comwrote:
On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:
I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.
If you're not, then DIAF.

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?
You knew Doug too? I could tell he was a fucker right from the moment
I met him.

-jp

Apr 3 '07 #10
On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 22:15:20 +0200, Schraalhans Keukenmeester
<bi*******@invalid.spamwrote:
>nullified wrote:
>On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zb******@gmail.comwrote:
>>On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n...@null.nullwrote:
On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn...@gmail.comwrote:

On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral...@aol.com wrote:
>I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.
If you're not, then DIAF.
Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?
Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

FM!, IWRFT!
Perhaps if he finds his miracle script he can also train it to create
and 'solve' funny acronyms?
Sorry. That was "Fuck Me! I Was Right First Time!"
Apr 3 '07 #11

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