How Can I?

[Traveler]

How can I get someone to go to my web site, read everything there, and
submit a critique. I also want to be able to change the background
picture on their computer, layout of icons, structure of directories,
contents of files, and find out the age of the user's oldest daughter.
Can I also do this with javascript turned off? I also want this message
to remain on the server for at least 30 days.
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[Steven Daedelus]

In article <010620041913493210%no_one@no_one.net>,
Traveler <no_one@no_one.net> wrote:

How can I get someone to go to my web site, read everything there, and
submit a critique. I also want to be able to change the background
picture on their computer, layout of icons, structure of directories,
contents of files, and find out the age of the user's oldest daughter.
Can I also do this with javascript turned off? I also want this message
to remain on the server for at least 30 days.
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I'll do all that for $50.

[Vincent van Beveren]

> I also want to be able to change the background

picture on their computer, layout of icons, structure of directories,
contents of files
Hmm... maybe you should try VB Script, most troyan writers do
, and find out the age of the user's oldest daughter.
Maybe they have other daughters that better suit your age. Something
like where 'if (Math.abs((myAge-2)-herAge)<2)'
Can I also do this with javascript turned off?

Can someone do this with javascript turned on?

[Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn]

Traveler wrote:
^^^^^^^^
Wrong galaxy, eh?

How can I get someone to go to my web site,
Submit it to search engines and make it a good one so your PageRank grows.
read everything there, and submit a critique. I also want to be able
to change the background picture on their computer, layout of icons,
structure of directories, contents of files,
You cannot do this without the user's explicit consent.
and find out the age of the user's oldest daughter.
That's a hard one, but you *can* do this. But it is likely that this
will require the user's explicit consent, too, provided that the method
call does not throw a ENoDaughter exception.
Can I also do this with javascript turned off?
If you are able to meet the user's oldest daugter, you *can* ask her
about it with JavaScript turned off (strange brain of yours, indeed).
I also want this message to remain on the server for at least 30
days.

The news server I am using holds the articles in comp.lang.javascript
more than 30 days. So yes, this is possible, too.
You're welcome,

Pointed"SCNR"Ears