kestrel  1,071
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
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Its on vacation on a beach.....
Its on vacation on a beach.....
Don't turtles live on the beach? Is it possible to be always on vacation for one's entire life?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
STREAKING!!
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acoder 16,027
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Both maybe?
kestrel 1,071
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i guess its both, something to ponder
DeMan 1,806
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Where do you find a legless turtle?
Wherever you left him.
kestrel 1,071
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i saw that one, i didnt really get it
if a turtle dosnt have a shell hes naked.
if a turtle dosnt have a shell hes homeless.
if a turtle dosnt have a shell hes neither, hes with his buds.
--Eragon
<(^_^<) <(^_^)> (>^_^)> <(^_^)>
wait, no! his room mate (the worm) kicked him out without his clothes, so hes both! hehe =p
Sincerely,
Eragon
kestrel 1,071
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
DeMan 1,806
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And on the Animal theme.....
How do you make a cat go woof?
how do you make a dog go meow?
And on the Animal theme.....
How do you make a cat go woof?
how do you make a dog go meow?
swap brains? i dont know...
Don't turtles live on the beach? Is it possible to be always on vacation for one's entire life?
1: Turtles can live in rivers, or in the ocean. They use the beach (those that live in the ocean) to procreate
2: Yes, you can be on vacation one entire life... i've know people who can proove it if you pay the experiment, myself included xD
1: Turtles can live in rivers, or in the ocean. They use the beach (those that live in the ocean) to procreate
2: Yes, you can be on vacation one entire life... i've know people who can proove it if you pay the experiment, myself included xD
And how much are we talking for the experiment?
And how much are we talking for the experiment?
Not much, just enough for a house, lifetime feed and clothes, and a little more for parties (you know.. vacation time...) and entertainment stuff.
uhmmm... about 3000€ ($3660) per month will be enough
i am willing to NOT donate! woo! illl take this experiment! i wanna go on vacation, but, i cant leave work, otherwise peoples cant get their websites made... i should hire a robot. who has a robot i could borrow? must be programmed to serve drinks and recieve satellite TV. =[)
i am willing to NOT donate! woo! illl take this experiment! i wanna go on vacation, but, i cant leave work, otherwise peoples cant get their websites made... i should hire a robot. who has a robot i could borrow? must be programmed to serve drinks and recieve satellite TV. =[)
We have one here that we can do without ...
DeMan 1,806
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r0, I hope your not talking about mm......
lol (geez i hate the 20 character limit!!!)
r0, I hope your not talking about mm......
You can only hope my friend. You can only hope.
could it be that it is just moving out to a different neighbourhood? or looking for a change of clothing? maybe? or maybe it was too wasted and lost its keys to his house
could it be that it is just moving out to a different neighbourhood? or looking for a change of clothing? maybe? or maybe it was too wasted and lost its keys to his house
I've just moved to a new neighbourhood, could use a change of clothing and almost lost my keys to my new flat today. That doesn't mean I should move around naked does it?
Nepomuk 3,112
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I've just moved to a new neighbourhood, could use a change of clothing and almost lost my keys to my new flat today. That doesn't mean I should move around naked does it?
That depends - where would you be going in your Adam costume? Anywhere near me would be bad... ;-)
Greetings,
Nepomuk
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