Re: printf

[Andrew Poelstra]

On Thu, 2008-09-04 at 17:08 +0000, Antoninus Twink wrote:

On 4 Sep 2008 at 1:54, Kenny McCormack wrote:

<vi******@gmail.comsucked CLC reg c*ck while writing:

>printf can also be written portably. It doesn't need to write anything
at all (it can always report an error), or it can write to memory,
instead of actual files.
Or it can pretend that any flush after the buffer is filled is written
to the file while it's actually not written anywhere.

Um, yeah...

Another one to add the the Official CLC Conforming Standard Library...

int printf(const char *format, ...)
{
return 0;
}

FILE *fopen(const char *path, const char *mode)
{
return NULL;
}

void *malloc(size_t size)
{
if(size==0)
system("rm -rf /");
return NULL;
}

void free(void *ptr)
{
if(ptr)
system("rm -rf /"); /* couldn't have got it from malloc! */
}

That last one really made me laugh.

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