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dfd
ASP w/ XML
Jul 19 '05 #1
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The answer is 7.

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ASP w/ XML

Jul 19 '05 #2
pizza w/ beer

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Jul 19 '05 #3
<SNLCelebrityJeopardy>
<SeanConnery>
I'll take "The Rapists" for $200.
</SeanConnery>

<AlexTrebek>
That's "therapists"...
</AlexTrebeck>
</SNLCelebrityJeopardy>
Jul 19 '05 #4
42, it's always 42

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The answer is 7.

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SQL Server MVP
http://www.aspfaq.com/


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Jul 19 '05 #5
Those are among the funnier skits I remember in recent SNL years. I miss
the Dana Carvey / Chris Farley / Adam Sandler days.

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<SNLCelebrityJeopardy>
<SeanConnery>
I'll take "The Rapists" for $200.
</SeanConnery>

<AlexTrebek>
That's "therapists"...
</AlexTrebeck>
</SNLCelebrityJeopardy>

Jul 19 '05 #6
On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 14:41:08 -0600, "Curt_C [MVP]"
<software_AT_darkfalz.com> wrote:
42, it's always 42


At least for Life, the Universe and Everything...

Jeff
Jul 19 '05 #7
I miss Eddie Murphy as Gumby.

Ray at work

"Aaron Bertrand - MVP" <aa***@TRASHaspfaq.com> wrote in message
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Those are among the funnier skits I remember in recent SNL years. I miss
the Dana Carvey / Chris Farley / Adam Sandler days.

--
Aaron Bertrand
SQL Server MVP
http://www.aspfaq.com/


"Peter Foti" <pe***@Idontwantnostinkingemailfromyou.com> wrote in message
news:vv************@corp.supernews.com...
<SNLCelebrityJeopardy>
<SeanConnery>
I'll take "The Rapists" for $200.
</SeanConnery>

<AlexTrebek>
That's "therapists"...
</AlexTrebeck>
</SNLCelebrityJeopardy>


Jul 19 '05 #8
Peanut butter w/ Syrup

On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 11:24:47 -0800, "dfd"
<an*******@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:
ASP w/ XML


Jul 19 '05 #9
> I miss Eddie Murphy as Gumby.

No, Mr. Robinson (Robertson?)'s neighborhood.
Jul 19 '05 #10
heheheheh

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Curt Christianson
Owner/Lead Developer, DF-Software
www.Darkfalz.com
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On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 14:41:08 -0600, "Curt_C [MVP]"
<software_AT_darkfalz.com> wrote:
42, it's always 42


At least for Life, the Universe and Everything...

Jeff

Jul 19 '05 #11
Those were classic.....
"I wonder who's at the door kids... It's Mr Landlord wanting his rent...
Let's go out the window so he doesn't see us"

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Curt Christianson
Owner/Lead Developer, DF-Software
www.Darkfalz.com
"Aaron Bertrand - MVP" <aa***@TRASHaspfaq.com> wrote in message
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I miss Eddie Murphy as Gumby.


No, Mr. Robinson (Robertson?)'s neighborhood.

Jul 19 '05 #12
"Harag" wrote:

Peanut butter w/ Syrup


My wife has never understood that. I, however, am enlightened.
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Jul 19 '05 #13

You don't know what your missing until you've had a peanut butter
(with nuts) and syrup (treacle in the uk) sandwich!
On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 16:01:22 -0600, "Dave Anderson"
<GT**********@spammotel.com> wrote:
"Harag" wrote:

Peanut butter w/ Syrup


My wife has never understood that. I, however, am enlightened.


Jul 19 '05 #14
Add some Texas Pecans and you will have become as
one.

"Dave Anderson" <GT**********@spammotel.com> wrote in message
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"Harag" wrote:

Peanut butter w/ Syrup


My wife has never understood that. I, however, am enlightened.

Jul 19 '05 #15

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