4  971 
Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near'n far
Dumb all over
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nerds on the left
Nerds on the right
Religious fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the Bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
We got over here
You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religious fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (Get down!)
Not his, not hers (but what the hey?)
The Good Book says:
"It's gotta be that way!"
But their book says:
"REVENGE THE CRUSADES. . .
With whips 'n chains
'N hand grenades. . ."
TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
Have another and another
Our Cod says:
"There ain't no other!"
Our Cod says
"It's all okay!"
Our God says "This is the way!"
It says in the book:
"Burn 'n destroy. ..
'N repent, 'n redeem
'N revenge, 'n deploy
'N rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
'Cause they don't go for what's in the book
'N that makes 'em BAD
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice French bomb
To poof them out of existence
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise OURGOD
("Cause he can really take care of business!")
And when his humble TV servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
(Depending on which book you're using at the time...
Can't use theirs. . .it don't work . . .it's all lies...Gotta use mine...)
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night...
Everyday. ..
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following
God's Orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An'the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,"
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)
================================================== ================================================== =
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
Hello Michel,
you mean the religion where they burnt women as witches and tortured
people to confess that they acted on behalf of the devil? Don't forget
the trouble in Northern Ireland: Catholics versus Protestants.
No, thank you! Religions cause a lot of trouble since they always claim
that ONLY THEY are right. In their arrogance, they don't allow other
religions, because the followers of the other religions are all sinners.
Best regards,
Martin
Michel Posseth [MCP] wrote:
>Excuse me!!
You mean that religion where people think that they can kill people in the
name of it`s greatness ?
the religion that supresses women , the religion that is good for 99% of the
worlds wars and killing currently taking place in the world
no thank you in that case i prefer God , jezus , and the holy spirit they
do there job bether
<As**********@hotmail.comschreef in bericht
news:11**********************@w5g2000hsg.googlegro ups.com...
>Excuse me!!
Would you stop for a moment?!
O...man...Haven't you thought-one day- about yourself ?
Who has made it?
Have you seen a design which hasn't a designer ?!
Have you seen a wonderful,delicate work without a worker ?!
It's you and the whole universe!..
Who has made them all ?!!
You know who ?.. It's "ALLAH",prise be to him.
Just think for a moment.
How are you going to be after death ?!
Can you believe that this exact system of the universe and all of
these great creation will end in in nothing...just after death!
Have you thought, for a second, How to save your soul from Allah's
punishment?!
Haven't you thought about what is the right religion?!
Read ... and think deeply before you answer..
It is religion of Islam.
It is the religion that Mohammad-peace upon him- the last prophet, had
been sent by.
It is the religion that the right Bible- which is not distorted-has
preached.
Just have a look at The Bible of (Bernaba).
Don't be emstional.
Be rational and judge..
Just look..listen...compare..and then judge and say your word.
We advise you visiting :
http://www.islam-guide.com
http://www.thetruereligion.org
http://www.it-is-truth.org
http://www.beconvinced.com
http://www.plaintruth.org
http://english.islamway.com
http://www.todayislam.com
http://www.prophetmuhammed.org
http://www.islamtoday.net/english/
http://www.islamunveiled.org
http://www.islamic-knowledge.com
We willingly recive any inquries at the e-mail :
mu*****@hotmail.com
http://www.islam-qa.com
Or
http://www.islam-online.net
Or
http://www.al-islam.com
Or
http://www.al-sunnah.com/
On May 11, 10:37 am, "Martin H." <h...@gmx.netwrote:
Hello Michel,
you mean the religion where they burnt women as witches and tortured
people to confess that they acted on behalf of the devil? Don't forget
the trouble in Northern Ireland: Catholics versus Protestants.
No, thank you! Religions cause a lot of trouble since they always claim
that ONLY THEY are right. In their arrogance, they don't allow other
religions, because the followers of the other religions are all sinners.
Best regards,
Martin
Michel Posseth [MCP] wrote:
Excuse me!!
You mean that religion where people think that they can kill people in the
name of it`s greatness ?
the religion that supresses women , the religion that is good for 99% of the
worlds wars and killing currently taking place in the world
no thank you in that case i prefer God , jezus , and the holy spirit they
do there job bether
<Ashigalma...@hotmail.comschreef in bericht
news:11**********************@w5g2000hsg.googlegro ups.com...
Excuse me!!
Would you stop for a moment?!
O...man...Haven't you thought-one day- about yourself ?
Who has made it?
Have you seen a design which hasn't a designer ?!
Have you seen a wonderful,delicate work without a worker ?!
It's you and the whole universe!..
Who has made them all ?!!
You know who ?.. It's "ALLAH",prise be to him.
Just think for a moment.
How are you going to be after death ?!
Can you believe that this exact system of the universe and all of
these great creation will end in in nothing...just after death!
Have you thought, for a second, How to save your soul from Allah's
punishment?!
Haven't you thought about what is the right religion?!
Read ... and think deeply before you answer..
It is religion of Islam.
It is the religion that Mohammad-peace upon him- the last prophet, had
been sent by.
It is the religion that the right Bible- which is not distorted-has
preached.
Just have a look at The Bible of (Bernaba).
Don't be emstional.
Be rational and judge..
Just look..listen...compare..and then judge and say your word.
We advise you visiting :
http://www.islam-guide.com
http://www.thetruereligion.org
http://www.it-is-truth.org
http://www.beconvinced.com
http://www.plaintruth.org
http://english.islamway.com
http://www.todayislam.com
http://www.prophetmuhammed.org
http://www.islamtoday.net/english/
http://www.islamunveiled.org
http://www.islamic-knowledge.com
We willingly recive any inquries at the e-mail :
musl...@hotmail.com
>http://www.islam-qa.com
Or
>http://www.islam-online.net
Or
>http://www.al-islam.com
Or
>http://www.al-sunnah.com/
Lets do us all a favor and keep religious discussions out of this
newsgroup - if you want to discuss religion go to one of the religion
newsgroups. By continuing this thread it just brings more attention to
the spammer's original post.
Thanks,
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