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vb .net web page error before page_Init with IE6

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I am running into a problem with a web page I have created when
viewing it in IE6 on some machines. The page has a database lookup.
The user enters an account name or number and clicks a lookup button.
This hits an AS400 database looks for matches and returns a dataset
that is used to populate a datagrid. The user then selects one of the
entries from the list, this entry is used to populate a couple of
textboxes on the page and a couple of textboxes in a usercontrol on
the page. The page has another database lookup. The user enters an
productname or number and clicks a lookup button. This hits an AS400
database looks for matches and returns a dataset that is used to
populate a datagrid. The user then selects one of the entries from
the list, this entry is used to populate a couple of textboxes on the
page and a couple of textboxes in a usercontrol on the page. The
problem is that on IE6 on some computers, the page runs the code to
lookup the data in the database, creates a dataset, binds the data to
a datagrid, and then IE6 freezes until it has to be closed due to not
responding. I have put in many many lines to log where I am at and I
IE is freezing after the page.dispose method is finished, but before
the next page_init is called.

The computers in question are using IE6 on XP Pro SP2. I use IE6 on
XP PRO SP2 here at work and everything is fine. I have also tried on
other computers using IE6, IE7, Firefox 1.x and 2.0 with no problems.
It is only IE6 on some machines. The processes for the account lookup
and the product lookup are identical except for the different tables
and fields.

So, what I am wondering is if there is anything that happens between
the dispose and page_init that I could try to intercept or if anyone
has heard of anything like this.

If you need code, let me know.

Please help. Thanks for reading this.

-Justin

Feb 13 '07
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She can heat your bottle too.
Feb 15 '07 #51

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<Get off of the Internet>
Feb 15 '07 #52

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You are dangerous.
Feb 15 '07 #53

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Where that somewhere is no one knows. Nothing else needs to be said.
Feb 15 '07 #54

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I am PISSED OFF THAT THE NEW VERSION OF VB IS TWICE AS VERBOSE AND ONE
QUARTER THE FUNCTIONALITY?

seriously

you kids are delusional fags

On Feb 15, 9:18 am, Maximum Hag <Maximum...@Hag.comwrote:
We all see that you're some kind of lunatic and you need to be locked up.


Feb 15 '07 #55

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punjab_tom wrote:
I am PISSED OFF THAT THE NEW VERSION OF VB IS TWICE AS VERBOSE AND ONE
QUARTER THE FUNCTIONALITY?

seriously

you kids are delusional fags
Do you think anyone actually cares?
Feb 15 '07 #56

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aaron Le Menace wrote:

<snipped>

I want to know about the hag you call a girl friend and V-Day.
I want to know about the chicken-shit family that had you.
Feb 15 '07 #57

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aaron Le Menace wrote:
I am so sorry kid, but are you trying to imply that clientside
vbScript was introduced in ASP.net 2.0?
And you're trying to imply that you're the greatest thing since the Lone
Ranger. You are no authority on anything.

>
either way; MS demonstrated their true colors; they killed VB for no
reason-- it was and _IS_ the worlds most popular language.

AND I SURE AS HELL AM NOT TALKING ABOUT DOTNET CRAP
No one cares as to what you think. You are no authority on anything but
your worthless existence on this earth, if that.
Feb 15 '07 #58

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aa*********@gmail.com wrote:
I don't need to change gears.

I just don't see the value proposition in using a language that is
TWICE AS VERBOSE AND ONE QUARTER AS FUNCTIONAL
No one sees the need for you. How about that?
>
why can't I write DOTNET and paste it into Excel?
why can't I write DOTNET and paste it into VBS?
why can't I write DOTNET and paste it into SQL Jobs steps?
why can't I write DOTNET and paste it into CLIENTSIDE DHTML?
Why can't you shut your fucking mouth with your constant whining?
>
DO I MOTHER FUCKING NEED TO GO FROM ONE LANGUAGE TO FOUR?
DO I MOTHER FUCKING NEED TO GO FROM ONE LANGUAGE TO FOUR?
DO I MOTHER FUCKING NEED TO GO FROM ONE LANGUAGE TO FOUR?
DO I MOTHER FUCKING NEED TO GO FROM ONE LANGUAGE TO FOUR?
DO I MOTHER FUCKING NEED TO GO FROM ONE LANGUAGE TO FOUR?
DO I MOTHER FUCKING NEED TO GO FROM ONE LANGUAGE TO FOUR?

fuck that noise; I'll stick with PHP and Dreamweaver, fucknuts

Yes, do fuck the noise and take your computer a plant it you know where
and whine about it.
Feb 15 '07 #59

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aaron Le Menace wrote:
No wonder you're too fucking stupid to question AUTHORITY
You're too fucking stupid yourself, pretending you're the greatest
fucking programmer on Earth. I suspect that you're a little *bitch* when
it comes right down to it.

>

you just sit there and listen to people when they tell you shit don't
you?
That would be your mama being told what to do when I put the Johnson to
her.
>
do you LIKE using a language that is TWICE AS VERBOSE AND ONE QUARTER
THE FUNCTIONALITY??
Why did your family have you? They should have aborted you. They should
have strangled you with your placenta at birth and tossed you out with
the waste. Did your family teach you how to be a fucking ass hole or did
that come naturally for you.

All I see you doing is providing some damn lip service.
Feb 16 '07 #60

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aaron Le Menace wrote:

<snipped>

You take every last bit of it and shove it up your ass.

The bottom line here is you're no authority on anything
Feb 16 '07 #61

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aaron Le Menace wrote:
no dude

C++ and Java are for FAGS because I can out develop those dipshits
and Europe is for fags because you've got dipshits like mitterand
running the show

You should plant your head up your high and mighty ass that's up there
on the back of your neck.

You ass hole, you couldn't program your way out of a paper sack.
Feb 16 '07 #62

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aaron Le Menace wrote:
REAL MEANING:
real meaning:

It's Pamper talk from a child.
>
I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW C; I TOOK SOME CLASSES ON IT; THROUGH A SEMESTER
OF CLASSES I CANNOT PRODUCT ONE TENTH OF WHAT I CAN DO IN VB.

It's Pamper talk from a big headed child.
THAT IS ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT C.
C IS IMPRACTICAL.
You are impractical.
>
VB WON THE POPULARITY CONTEST.
AND MS KILLED VB BECAUSE THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PROGRAMMERS
You're not a programmer. You don't even speak the word period.

You call yourself a lunatic child that needs a Pamper change and a bottle.
Feb 16 '07 #63

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That's right you little *bitch*. You little *bitch*, you take VB 3, 4, 5
6, VBA, VBscript, VB.NET and VB your damn mother/father and you stick
every last one of those motherfuckers right up your stinking no count
ass that's on your back.
Feb 16 '07 #64

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Mr. Arnold <"Mr. Arnold"@Arnold.COMThou thing of no bowels. Thou
billowy-headed, vain malkin. Thou men proud of destruction. Thou
paunchy, stagnant needy. Ye blew off and ye extravagated:
Books are static and program development languages are
not static<BITCHSLAP>
COBOL-68. FORTRAN 77. For ex-fucking-ample.

You fucking dumb cunt, DUHane.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_****************@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"
Feb 16 '07 #65

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Platanus aka Kadaiticha Man that's really aka Kadaiticha Woman Hag wrote:

<snipped>

Your mama was a dumb cunt for having you. She should have strangled you
with your placenta at birth. Why don't you try changing your sticking
tampon for once. You stupid *bitch* don't mention words you know nothing
about and take your little computer fix it knowledge and stick it up
your ass.
Feb 16 '07 #66

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I'm not going to build a DLL and then launch it from script.

and buying another product 'Visual Studio Tools for Office' does NOT
allow me to copy code from VB 2005 and paste it into Excel.
Unnecessary complexity is not SEXY


On Feb 14, 10:15 am, "Mr. Arnold" <"Mr. Arnold"@Arnold.COMwrote:
Larry Linson wrote:
and I don't know what I'm talking about?
WHY DOES VBA STILL LIVE IN OFFICE?

Who cares about VBA being used in Office, when you can use .NET to
access office solutions?

http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx/kb/311452
WHY CANT I USE DOTNET IN VBS?

I would suspect that you have no *clue* on how to do it.

http://www.codeproject.com/dotnet/nettocom.asp
WHY CANT I USE DOTNET IN ACTIVEX SCRIPTS IN SQL SERVER JOBS?

Who cares about *you* not being able to use ActiveX scripts in SQL Server?

Maybe, it's because you have no *clue* and what .NET language to use.

http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx/kb/232394

You should turn in your .NET badge.

Feb 16 '07 #67

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now why should I get out of programming?

Because I can develop SOLUTIONS faster than you can?

Because I don't need to run around installing the framework on
peoples' desktops?
Are you confident that installing the framework won't allow security
vulns onto your end users??

Vb6 runtime ships with windows kids
On Feb 14, 9:43 pm, Maximum Hag <Maximum...@Hag.comwrote:
I'll bet that *hag* of yours knows more about programming than you do.
You should get out of any programming, period.

Did you get that *hag* a special *bag* for V-Day?

http://www.saltypawsbiscuits.com/

It's a wonderful picture of your *hag* at the beach that you took.

Long

http://www.saltypawsbiscuits.com/bea...s/debo%20(web)...

Short

http://tinyurl.com/33anbm

Feb 16 '07 #68

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argue with the facts.

why would I use a language that is TWICE AS VERBOSE AND IT WILL NOT
RUN IN 1/4 OF THE SITUATIONS?

WHY DO I NEED TO GROW FROM ONE LANGUAGE TO FOUR?

WHY DOES MICROSOFT TAKE 'KIDS PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE' MORE SERIOUSLY
THAN VB???



a

On Feb 14, 10:22 am, "Mr. Arnold" <"Mr. Arnold"@Arnold.COMwrote:
Larry silly clown and big mouth Linson wrote:

<snipped>

I am not even going to bother here. You are a *clown* beyond *clowns*.

<g>

Feb 16 '07 #69

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they don't need to LOCK ME UP. they tried that 10 years ago I spent a
month for grass.

Do you think that made me stop smoking?
ROFLMAO

seriously. JAILTIME DOES NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS.
ARRESTING PEOPLE FOR HAVING GRASS DOES NOT HELP PEOPLE. STOPPING
NIGGERS FROM STEALING CARS _DOES_ HELP PEOPLE.

they don't need to FIRE PEOPLE THAT DISAGREE.
do you think that made me magically agree with them??
do you think that made me magically agree with them??
do you think that made me magically agree with them??
I don't think so.
they should have either

a) answered some of my complaints
b) produced a consistent story - a language with twice the verbosity
and one quarter of the functionality does not make for an interesting
storyline
c) get the framework onto people's desktops - if it's an antitrust
concern then BREAK UP MS
d) focused on fixing bugs instead of introducing more
e) not print mis-information in MS Press books
f) not invented a new language instead of FIXING THE HOLES IN THE
EXISTING LANGUAGE
g) not talk down to us like 'uh well since you kids couldn't remember
to use the rst.movenext method we took it away (and replaced it
with .READ) - I mean WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKING
_CRAP_

Feb 16 '07 #70

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you're right.

I'm not a programmer.

I am a living walking 'ROI CALCULATOR' and .NET does DOTNOT win any
customers

unnecessary change is not efficient, effective; or a good way of
keeping programmers.


On Feb 15, 4:09 pm, Maximum Hag <Maximum...@Hag.comwrote:
aaron Le Menace wrote:
REAL MEANING:

real meaning:

It's Pamper talk from a child.
I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW C; I TOOK SOME CLASSES ON IT; THROUGH A SEMESTER
OF CLASSES I CANNOT PRODUCT ONE TENTH OF WHAT I CAN DO IN VB.

It's Pamper talk from a big headed child.
THAT IS ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT C.
C IS IMPRACTICAL.

You are impractical.
VB WON THE POPULARITY CONTEST.
AND MS KILLED VB BECAUSE THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PROGRAMMERS

You're not a programmer. You don't even speak the word period.

You call yourself a lunatic child that needs a Pamper change and a bottle.

Feb 16 '07 #71

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PFC Sadr clown wrote:

<snipped>

You should go whine to your mama boy and maybe your hound.
Feb 17 '07 #72

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PFC Sadr clown wrote:

<snipped>

You need to call your mama. Maybe, she'll hold your hand, change your
pamper and give you your bottel.
Feb 17 '07 #73

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PFC Sadr a *clown* wrote:

<snipped>

You're boring and again maybe your mama will listen to you.
Feb 17 '07 #74

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PFC Sadr a *clown* in need of a bottle wrote:

<snipped>

Little one drink your bottle and go lay down.

You need your bottle.
Feb 17 '07 #75

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PFC Sadr a little *clown* wrote:

<snipped>

But first, you make sure you drink the bottle with Prozac and Riddlin in
it to make sure your mind is right for the Mac truck that's going to
smack you in your face.
Feb 17 '07 #76

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<g>
Feb 17 '07 #77

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Maximum Dog <Ma********@Dog.comThou seven-chinned dewberry. Thou
repulsive whoreson senseless villain. Thou king-urinal. Bite him to
death I prithee. Ye yelped and ye divulged:
But first, you make sure you drink the bottle with Prozac and Riddlin
in it to make sure your mind is right for the Mac truck that's going
to smack you in your face.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_****************@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"
Feb 17 '07 #78

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Adilaksmana aka Kadaitcha Man but really Kadaitcha Woman wrote:

<snipped>

Every word of it was meant too that you take your worthless life, since
at the time, you had no life but the Internet, which will always be true
for you, dear. It will always be true that the Internet is your life you
no count worthless hag.
Feb 17 '07 #79

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<snipped>

You can't change that smell, dear.
Feb 17 '07 #80

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dude you can't even keep straight who makes trucks and who makes apple
computers?

no wonder you're such a friggin loser that you must dive into the
'next great thing' from MS (GAG)

On Feb 16, 4:09 pm, Maximum Dog <Maximum...@Dog.comwrote:
PFC Sadr a little *clown* wrote:

<snipped>

But first, you make sure you drink the bottle with Prozac and Riddlin in
it to make sure your mind is right for the Mac truck that's going to
smack you in your face.

Feb 17 '07 #81

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what do you think that I give a shit about the so called internet?

does the 'internet' allow me to go 'insert, autoform' in order to
build aform where I can right-click FILTER and right-click SORT?

only dipshit trendy kids like you think that the internet MATTERS.
and I don't want to build INTERNET APPS with VB.

I want to build WINDOWS FORMS.

but VB 2002,2003,2005 are DOTNOT practical compared to Vb6 and MS
Access


On Feb 16, 4:56 pm, Maximum Dog <Maximum...@Dog.comwrote:
Adilaksmana aka Kadaitcha Man but really Kadaitcha Woman wrote:

<snipped>

Every word of it was meant too that you take your worthless life, since
at the time, you had no life but the Internet, which will always be true
for you, dear. It will always be true that the Internet is your life you
no count worthless hag.

Feb 17 '07 #82

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aaron Le Menace wrote:

<snipped>
I can't even beleive the lie my family told me when the released my placenta from around my neck.
I was told that I was going to be the world's greatest VB programmer specializing in VB 3, 4, 5,
6, VBA, VBscript and VB.NET. They lied to me. My family lied to me, those motherfuckers.
Nothing else needs to be said here.
Feb 17 '07 #83

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i am warning you one time to not email this site again or we will be forced
to have you charged with stalking,and that is a felony in oregon.
"PFC Sadr" <pf******@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:11*********************@l53g2000cwa.googlegro ups.com...
now why should I get out of programming?

Because I can develop SOLUTIONS faster than you can?

Because I don't need to run around installing the framework on
peoples' desktops?
Are you confident that installing the framework won't allow security
vulns onto your end users??

Vb6 runtime ships with windows kids
On Feb 14, 9:43 pm, Maximum Hag <Maximum...@Hag.comwrote:
>I'll bet that *hag* of yours knows more about programming than you do.
You should get out of any programming, period.

Did you get that *hag* a special *bag* for V-Day?

http://www.saltypawsbiscuits.com/

It's a wonderful picture of your *hag* at the beach that you took.

Long

http://www.saltypawsbiscuits.com/bea...s/debo%20(web)...

Short

http://tinyurl.com/33anbm


Feb 17 '07 #84

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do you really think that you've got a case? cyberstalking.. WHO?

I don't really know what your experience with this newsgroup is.

all I know is that MS censors me and so I refuse to use the NTTP
server news.microsoft.com. I use groups.google.com so that MS won't
block me.

MS is a tyranny; they would rather block someone from speaking the
truth-- they would rather fire someone for speaking the truth then fix
some bugs.

I was working at 'MSN QUality of Service' and I had 13 email failures
in a matter of a month. And I bitched up a storm about 'how it looks
stupid when hotmail sends me a cant find server error saying that it
cant find hotmail'-- I believe that was in line with my job
responsibilities; as I was directly charged with 'illustrating the
user experience'

I don't think that MS has been competitive for about a decade now.
I am glad.

I hope that MS burns in hell; for continously sellign us on a new
version; instead of fixing the original version.

Windows Update SHOULDN'T take 2 hours to run.
Windows XP shouldn't get compromised OUT OF THE BOX just because there
are other compromised boxes on the network.

I do assume that you're talking about 'Maximum Hag' and not me; I
haven't done or said anything wrong or illegal.

thanks for sticking up for me dude.. I think that it's ridiculous that
someone is running around attacking me personally-- just because I've
got a serious point, a militant point. I don't think that I've done
anything wrong; except for putting my vote in the MS camp about a
decade ago. I wish I had the foresight to realize that what has
happening over the hill, in Redmond; was immoral and illegal and
impractical.

I've used ONE LANGUAGE SINCE 1982. And now, MS kills my language of
choice and makes me learn FOUR LANGUAGES?

I'm not a full time programmer; I am a DATABASE DEVELOPER WHO ALSO
HAPPENS TO PROGRAM SOMETIMES.

I don't have the time, the resources, or the passion to learn a new
version of 'Visual Fred' 4 times in 5 years. (2002,2003,2005,2007)

I just believe that VB is dead; and Microsoft doesn't take 'Visual
Fred' seriously enough (because 2/3rds of their programs, samples,
books only support C#)

And I am outraged.

I don't think that C# should have been invented
MS should have focused on the 'worlds most popular programming
language' aka VB6

-Aaron


On Feb 17, 12:12 am, "RANDY AND CHRISTIE EGGLESTON"
<rcdallasf...@earthlink.netwrote:
i am warning you one time to not email this site again or we will be forced
to have you charged with stalking,and that is a felony in oregon."PFC Sadr" <pfc_s...@hotmail.comwrote in message

news:11*********************@l53g2000cwa.googlegro ups.com...
now why should I get out of programming?
Because I can develop SOLUTIONS faster than you can?
Because I don't need to run around installing the framework on
peoples' desktops?
Are you confident that installing the framework won't allow security
vulns onto your end users??
Vb6 runtime ships with windows kids
On Feb 14, 9:43 pm, Maximum Hag <Maximum...@Hag.comwrote:
I'll bet that *hag* of yours knows more about programming than you do.
You should get out of any programming, period.
Did you get that *hag* a special *bag* for V-Day?
>http://www.saltypawsbiscuits.com/
It's a wonderful picture of your *hag* at the beach that you took.
Long
>http://www.saltypawsbiscuits.com/bea...s/debo%20(web)...
Short
>http://tinyurl.com/33anbm- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Feb 19 '07 #85

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I don't need to program my way out of a paper bag.
I'm not stuck in a paper bag.

At least I choose not to use a dying language.

When MS pulls the screws out of the VB language and BRINGS BACK VB6 is
when I STFU

no lawsuit from po-dunk oregon is going to make me stop complaining
about the CONSIDERABLE FINANCIAL DAMAGE caused by Microsoft
_SLAUGHTERING_ of vb6



On Feb 15, 4:03 pm, Maximum Hag <Maximum...@Hag.comwrote:
aaron Le Menace wrote:
no dude
C++ and Java are for FAGS because I can out develop those dipshits
and Europe is for fags because you've got dipshits like mitterand
running the show

You should plant your head up your high and mighty ass that's up there
on the back of your neck.

You ass hole, you couldn't program your way out of a paper sack.

Feb 19 '07 #86

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Just because you're still screwing YOUR momma it doesn't make me a
momma's boy

I've got valid complaints

development in the so called 'framework' is not as effective for many
reasons:

a) vb.net doesn't run in about 3/4s of the place I need it to (SQL
DTS, SQL Jobs, VBS files)
b) I don't need your OOP _CRAP_ because I'm a database guy first and
foremost. Why would I want to model a whole bunch of stupid SCRIPTS?
c) your IDE is dog slow
d) your IDE _CRASHES_
e) your IDE doesn't work on Vista
f) you are a PAWN of Microsoft, I am a BOUNTY HUNTER, KICKING AND
SCREAMING FOR EXCELLENCE

I just don't see the point in your continued personal attacks.

stay on topic; or go home; .NET wimp


On Feb 16, 3:51 pm, Maximum Dog <Maximum...@Dog.comwrote:
PFC Sadr clown wrote:

<snipped>

You should go whine to your mama boy and maybe your hound.

Feb 19 '07 #87

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and for the record; it's not even possible for ANYONE to determine
which version of the framework is on a particular machine.

I have a machine right now; I've wrapped it up like a christmas
present.

If you DOTNOT kids think that you're sooooo hot; please, pray tell
me-- what version of the framework is on it?
you get ONE ANSWER (shit i'll give you 100 guesses)

but I guarantee you will not be able, colllectively all of the DOTNET
geniuses in the world cannot determine 'which version of the framework
is on this desktop'

On Feb 16, 3:51 pm, Maximum Dog <Maximum...@Dog.comwrote:
PFC Sadr clown wrote:

<snipped>

You should go whine to your mama boy and maybe your hound.

Feb 19 '07 #88

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<boring>
Feb 20 '07 #89

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<boring>
Feb 20 '07 #90

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<Where that somewhere is located, I don't even think you know.>
Feb 20 '07 #91

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<I am just the messenger - you're boring.>
<Either find that *hag* of yours and do something with it or go fuck
yourself.>
Feb 20 '07 #92

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hey dude don't talk to me like that
it's disrespectful.

I am so sorry that you are stupid and use a retarded langauge.
That doesn't mean that you need to talk about my girl or my momma.

I am RIGHT and u are a M$ Wannabe

if you knew how big my arms are you woudln't dare talk to me like that
to my face


On Feb 20, 4:24 am, Maximum Dog <Maximum...@Dog.comwrote:
<I am just the messenger - you're boring.>
<Either find that *hag* of yours and do something with it or go fuck
yourself.>

Feb 20 '07 #93

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Larry Big Arms Superman Linson wrote:
hey I am a *clown* talk to me and be disrespectful when you do it.

I am so sorry I am stupid and keep posting like a *clown*.
After all, you need to talk about my girl and my momma, because I am stupid

enough to read it. I am RIGHT and I am Wannabe programmer and you are great on the Rag game.
if you knew how big my arms are you woudln't dare talk to me like that
to my face
LOL

HELL NO, on that part up above there about talking to you to your face,
it would be like this.

You had better run *Big Arms Superman Programmer*, because I am going
shoot your ass on GP, Superman.

Yeah, lets see if your *BIG* Superman Programmer arms can stop some 357
Magnum bullets.

Yeah, you little ass-hole with the big Superman arms and a little
Johnson, you got to be big somewhere I guess. For you, that would be
your monstrous big head and your big Superman arms.

This is the US of A boy. It's shoot first and kick your ass after you're
down.
Feb 21 '07 #94

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Maximum Dog <Ma********@Dog.comThou unlawful bawd. Thou boor. Thou
ferret-badger. Slave, soulless villain, dog! O rarely base! Ye inflected
and ye stuttered:
Larry Big Arms Superman Linson wrote:
>hey I am a *clown* talk to me and be disrespectful when you do it.

I am so sorry I am stupid and keep posting like a *clown*.
After all, you need to talk about my girl and my momma, because I am
stupid enough to read it. I am RIGHT and I am Wannabe programmer and you
are great on the Rag game.

>if you knew how big my arms are you woudln't dare talk to me like
that to my face

LOL

HELL NO, on that part up above there about talking to you to your
face, it would be like this.

You had better run *Big Arms Superman Programmer*, because I am going
shoot your ass on GP, Superman.

Yeah, lets see if your *BIG* Superman Programmer arms can stop some
357 Magnum bullets.

Yeah, you little ass-hole with the big Superman arms and a little
Johnson, you got to be big somewhere I guess. For you, that would be
your monstrous big head and your big Superman arms.

This is the US of A boy. It's shoot first and kick your ass after
you're down.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_****************@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"
Feb 21 '07 #95

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<Stay under your rock K-Woman-HAG you don't have any game.>

<You never did have any game and you're just kidding yourself if you
ever thought you did have a true game.>

<The boy doesn't have any game either.>

<But he is better than you ever will be and he is totally weak.>
Feb 21 '07 #96

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if you finish your simple data entry app some day; maybe you can find
me and shoot me.

OH WAIT A SECOND, VB.net is going to be renamed FOUR TIMES by the time
you finish a simple data entry app so you'll be too busy to get
anything done

and oh yeah the Visual Fred vNext is COMING SOON!!!!

OH I CAN'T WAIT


On Feb 20, 4:52 pm, Maximum Dog <Maximum...@Dog.comwrote:
Larry Big Arms Superman Linson wrote:
hey I am a *clown* talk to me and be disrespectful when you do it.
I am so sorry I am stupid and keep posting like a *clown*.
After all, you need to talk about my girl and my momma, because I am stupid
enough to read it. I am RIGHT and I am Wannabe programmer and you are great on the Rag game.
if you knew how big my arms are you woudln't dare talk to me like that
to my face

LOL

HELL NO, on that part up above there about talking to you to your face,
it would be like this.

You had better run *Big Arms Superman Programmer*, because I am going
shoot your ass on GP, Superman.

Yeah, lets see if your *BIG* Superman Programmer arms can stop some 357
Magnum bullets.

Yeah, you little ass-hole with the big Superman arms and a little
Johnson, you got to be big somewhere I guess. For you, that would be
your monstrous big head and your big Superman arms.

This is the US of A boy. It's shoot first and kick your ass after you're
down.

Feb 21 '07 #97

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aaron Le Manacle wrote:

<snipped>

In the meantime, you both do your little projects (your home work) for
school and prove that you might possibly become professional programmers
one day.

Or if you both are not in school, laying up on your mommy and daddy
while both of you work at Taco Bell, Radio Shack or something like that
dreaming one day how you both might become professional programmers,
then be the best you can be at doing that and pop the pimples and zits
on your faces.

You know boys.

It takes a little more than book knowledge.

You doing your little practice tests out of books.

You making up a project to prove to yourselves that you can do a project
with program(s), using make believe pressure as you do it with a timer
or your made up project completion date.

You putting a resume together with no work history in the industry it's
all school and books knowledge.

All your little man big wannabe programmer talk in NG(s).

You need a little more than this to make it as a programmer in today's
environment.

Neither one of you qualify to become professionals you don't have it.
You just don't have it.

No one in their right minds would hire either one of you. If someone or
some company did hire either one of you, they would be very foolish to
say the least about it.

You two are a dime a thousand *clowns* either in school or just out
school with no jobs and no marketable skill sets to even get a job, with
a lot of big talk.

What you both really need is a Pamper change, a bottle,your play pins so
that you can ware yourselves out, lay down and go to sleep.

I am through with both of you. You both are worthless.

Adios Muchachos
Feb 21 '07 #98

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that is good stuff.

I don't need your DOTNET crap to be a programmer.
I'm good enough with SQL I can focus on that.

that's the point of the matter; I refuse to use a language that is
subject to CONTINUOUS, UNNECESSARY CHANGE.

I don't need anyone to hire me. I've got a job with more zeros than
you do, dipshit

yes, I do have SOME book knowledge. I've probably got 1000 books at
home; and i've read more than half of them.

a lot of them are for reference.

I can program as well as i need to.

but I sure as fuck am not going to go trendy and dive into OOP because
it is it the next great thing.

I can keep my objects in a FUCKING DATABASE and ignore all your
middleware _CRAP_



On Feb 21, 1:54 am, Maximum Dog <Maximum...@Dog.comwrote:
aaron Le Manacle wrote:

<snipped>

In the meantime, you both do your little projects (your home work) for
school and prove that you might possibly become professional programmers
one day.

Or if you both are not in school, laying up on your mommy and daddy
while both of you work at Taco Bell, Radio Shack or something like that
dreaming one day how you both might become professional programmers,
then be the best you can be at doing that and pop the pimples and zits
on your faces.

You know boys.

It takes a little more than book knowledge.

You doing your little practice tests out of books.

You making up a project to prove to yourselves that you can do a project
with program(s), using make believe pressure as you do it with a timer
or your made up project completion date.

You putting a resume together with no work history in the industry it's
all school and books knowledge.

All your little man big wannabe programmer talk in NG(s).

You need a little more than this to make it as a programmer in today's
environment.

Neither one of you qualify to become professionals you don't have it.
You just don't have it.

No one in their right minds would hire either one of you. If someone or
some company did hire either one of you, they would be very foolish to
say the least about it.

You two are a dime a thousand *clowns* either in school or just out
school with no jobs and no marketable skill sets to even get a job, with
a lot of big talk.

What you both really need is a Pamper change, a bottle,your play pins so
that you can ware yourselves out, lay down and go to sleep.

I am through with both of you. You both are worthless.

Adios Muchachos

Feb 21 '07 #99

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next time I program; it'll be using Dreamweaver

I mean; whether im using vb.net or c# or PHP-- its all the same in
Dreamweaver.

a bunch of HTMl and a little bit of script.

big fucking deal I sure as fuck don't need to write my own objects to
be successful

I mean seriously here i've got my own objects

they're called TABLES
i dont need property buckets i dont need GET AND LET

I just need SQL, bitch

when MS kills VB and they're 'reinventing the language with every
release' I don't see the point.

It's like Microsoft mandating that you get a sex change.
WHY? just because

I JUST DO NOT LIVE BY MICROSOFTS RULES; SORRY THAT YOU'RE JUST A
TRENDY ASSHOLE

as least I have a BACKBONE to stand up for vb


On Feb 21, 1:54 am, Maximum Dog <Maximum...@Dog.comwrote:
aaron Le Manacle wrote:

<snipped>

In the meantime, you both do your little projects (your home work) for
school and prove that you might possibly become professional programmers
one day.

Or if you both are not in school, laying up on your mommy and daddy
while both of you work at Taco Bell, Radio Shack or something like that
dreaming one day how you both might become professional programmers,
then be the best you can be at doing that and pop the pimples and zits
on your faces.

You know boys.

It takes a little more than book knowledge.

You doing your little practice tests out of books.

You making up a project to prove to yourselves that you can do a project
with program(s), using make believe pressure as you do it with a timer
or your made up project completion date.

You putting a resume together with no work history in the industry it's
all school and books knowledge.

All your little man big wannabe programmer talk in NG(s).

You need a little more than this to make it as a programmer in today's
environment.

Neither one of you qualify to become professionals you don't have it.
You just don't have it.

No one in their right minds would hire either one of you. If someone or
some company did hire either one of you, they would be very foolish to
say the least about it.

You two are a dime a thousand *clowns* either in school or just out
school with no jobs and no marketable skill sets to even get a job, with
a lot of big talk.

What you both really need is a Pamper change, a bottle,your play pins so
that you can ware yourselves out, lay down and go to sleep.

I am through with both of you. You both are worthless.

Adios Muchachos

Feb 21 '07 #100

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