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OOPS!

I Farted and then my boss just walked in to my office.

Pray
Nov 21 '05 #1
4 903
Dim objFart as New Fart(Loud, Smelly)
objFart.Execute

If inOffice(Boss) = True the Exit Office

"Daniel Kaseman" <da*@cfaith.com> wrote in message
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I Farted and then my boss just walked in to my office.

Pray

Nov 21 '05 #2
That's, apparently, a common occurrence. Apparently cubicle/office
flatulence attracts visitors.

Nov 21 '05 #3
How does this concern with VB.NET?

"Daniel Kaseman" <da*@cfaith.com> wrote in message
news:eG**************@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
I Farted and then my boss just walked in to my office.

Pray

Nov 21 '05 #4
Chris,

It is better not to answer on spamming or messages like this, now it cannot
be removed anymore.

I know it was already done, I hope the others will see this as well,
therefore to you.

Cor
Nov 21 '05 #5

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