Will Whidbey have the features, of a girl i'd like to meet?
Will Whidbey be easy to talk to, and rub my tired feet?
Will Whidbey bats it eyes at me, and whisper "Baby, your so sweet".
Will Whidbey have a body to die for, and look hot as hell wrapped only in a
sheet.
Will Whidbey have construction workers whistling at it if i tucked under my
arm and walked it down the street.
Will Whidbey make me feel like a man, and have all other IDE developers
shutting their doors and admiting defeat.
Will Whidbey have Presidents, Prime Ministers and Kings, open their doors to
me and extend their hands to greet,
Will Whidbey have totally cool productivity features, that all nerds and
geeks would agree as being, "neat".
Will Whidbey make .NET development so easy that i'll be able to wean myself
off the microsoft.public.dotnet.languages.vb teet.
Will Whidbey make .Net development so easy that i can finally get a life
beyond the legs of my seat.
Will Whidbey make .Net development so easy that i can actually make some
real money such that interest rates and inflation, I'll finally be able to
beat.
But most importantly of all, Will Whidbey ever fuckin' get here?
;)
