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I'll fess up

I'm a total 0, the biggest loser that you've ever met.
I'm mentulee challungd and kant rite any kode. There are
many smart peeple around heer, like Scorp, Herf, Bob,
Cherly and the rest. I'm jest jeluce bekoz I werk at
McDonalds and wish I kuld be a MVP like Herf or Armin or
a reel programmer like the rest of you. My mom found out
what I'm doeeng and told me that I won't be aloud on the
komputer for a while.

I'm a totul loozer, pleeze feel bad for me. I flip
burgurs a lot bettur then I rite kode. I got to a
speshul skule and ride on a reely small bus. God I'm a
luzer!
Nov 20 '05 #1
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