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Dev
Dear All,
I have created a website.
in the contact us page i want to send all information (Entered by
visitor in text boxex) directly to my e-mail address.
to do this i have no idea because i am new to PHP.
thanks in advance
Dev

Oct 24 '07 #1
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On Oct 24, 7:13 am, Dev <hanu...@gmail.comwrote:
Dear All,
I have created a website.
in the contact us page i want to send all information (Entered by
visitor in text boxex) directly to my e-mail address.
to do this i have no idea because i am new to PHP.
thanks in advance
Dev
To get you started - http://us.php.net/manual/en/ref.mail.php

For the Mail functions to be available, PHP must have access to the
sendmail binary on your system during compile time. If you use another
mail program, such as qmail or postfix, be sure to use the appropriate
sendmail wrappers that come with them. PHP will first look for
sendmail in your PATH, and then in the following: /usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/
usr/etc:/etc:/usr/ucblib:/usr/lib. It's highly recommended to have
sendmail available from your PATH. Also, the user that compiled PHP
must have permission to access the sendmail binary.

If you want to use a package -http://pear.php.net/package/Mail and/
or http://pear.php.net/package/Mail_Mime

PEAR's Mail package defines an interface for implementing mailers
under the PEAR hierarchy. It also provides supporting functions useful
to multiple mailer backends. Currently supported backends include:
PHP's native mail() function, sendmail, and SMTP. This package also
provides a RFC822 email address list validation utility class.

Mail_Mime provides classes to deal with the creation and manipulation
of mime messages.
It allows people to create Email messages consisting of:
* Text Parts
* HTML Parts
* Inline HTML Images
* Attachments
* Attached messages

Starting with version 1.4.0, it also allows non US-ASCII chars in
filenames, subjects, recipients, etc.

HTH....

Oct 24 '07 #2
MS
Dev emailed this:
Dear All,
I have created a website.
in the contact us page i want to send all information (Entered by
visitor in text boxex) directly to my e-mail address.
to do this i have no idea because i am new to PHP.
thanks in advance
Dev
Try looking in the manual, here:
http://uk2.php.net/manual/en/ref.mail.php
Oct 24 '07 #3

"MS" <No*********@No.Spam.Thank.You.comwrote in message
news:bP*******************@text.news.blueyonder.co .uk...
Dev emailed this:
>Dear All,
I have created a website.
in the contact us page i want to send all information (Entered by
visitor in text boxex) directly to my e-mail address.
to do this i have no idea because i am new to PHP.
thanks in advance
Dev

Try looking in the manual, here:
http://uk2.php.net/manual/en/ref.mail.php
ahhh!

who is the *least* likely to RTFM? who is in the most need of RTFM?

wheat from chaff...wheat from chaff. if the op's of that genre can't answer
both of those questions correctly and then formulate a sound plan of action
from the 'discovery', the need to play with lego's or something...not php.

cheers.
Oct 24 '07 #4
phpCodeHead wrote:
Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook for
a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
lifetime.

Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!

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==================

Oct 24 '07 #5

"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:nd******************************@comcast.com. ..
phpCodeHead wrote:
>Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook for
a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
lifetime.


Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!
ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have been at
least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the closest i'll
get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake. the smallest i've caught
was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each takes about 15 minutes to
bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i leave. my arms hurt so much that i
just don't want to get another on.

;^)

cheers.
Oct 24 '07 #6
Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:nd******************************@comcast.com. ..
>phpCodeHead wrote:
>>Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook for
a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
lifetime.

Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!

ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have been at
least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the closest i'll
get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake. the smallest i've caught
was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each takes about 15 minutes to
bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i leave. my arms hurt so much that i
just don't want to get another on.

;^)

cheers.
Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of times a
week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the time).

Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out on
the Chesapeake Bay.

That was 11.5 years ago... :-(

--
==================
Remove the "x" from my email address
Jerry Stuckle
JDS Computer Training Corp.
js*******@attglobal.net
==================

Oct 25 '07 #7

"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:vc******************************@comcast.com. ..
Steve wrote:
>"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:nd******************************@comcast.com ...
>>phpCodeHead wrote:

Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook for
a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
lifetime.
Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!

ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have been
at least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the closest
i'll get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake. the smallest
i've caught was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each takes about 15
minutes to bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i leave. my arms hurt so
much that i just don't want to get another on.

;^)

cheers.

Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of times a
week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the time).

Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out on the
Chesapeake Bay.

That was 11.5 years ago... :-(
it had been about 20 years for me. i had a friend who was having a rough
time and wanted to go fishing to clear his mind and think of happier things.
i'm glad he invited me! i grew up fishing but, after years of it, only
landed one 10 lb catfish, a 1 lb crappie, and a 3 lb large mouth
bass...crappy stats! i caught fish all the time of each kind...those were my
records though. i'm way into buffalo and carp. they are babies in the summer
and monsters by the fall...and man, they fight like their lives depended on
it. we fish off of a pier and use bungie chord to anchor the rods to the
metal benches...otherwise, your rod goes missing in the blink of an eye.

you ought to try it again. take your wife too.
Oct 25 '07 #8
Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:vc******************************@comcast.com. ..
>Steve wrote:
>>"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:nd******************************@comcast.co m...
phpCodeHead wrote:

Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook for
a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
lifetime.
>
>
Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!
ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have been
at least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the closest
i'll get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake. the smallest
i've caught was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each takes about 15
minutes to bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i leave. my arms hurt so
much that i just don't want to get another on.

;^)

cheers.
Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of times a
week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the time).

Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out on the
Chesapeake Bay.

That was 11.5 years ago... :-(

it had been about 20 years for me. i had a friend who was having a rough
time and wanted to go fishing to clear his mind and think of happier things.
i'm glad he invited me! i grew up fishing but, after years of it, only
landed one 10 lb catfish, a 1 lb crappie, and a 3 lb large mouth
bass...crappy stats! i caught fish all the time of each kind...those were my
records though. i'm way into buffalo and carp. they are babies in the summer
and monsters by the fall...and man, they fight like their lives depended on
it. we fish off of a pier and use bungie chord to anchor the rods to the
metal benches...otherwise, your rod goes missing in the blink of an eye.

you ought to try it again. take your wife too.
Sounds like fun. I actually prefer blues myself. Some people don't
like them, but those don't know how to clean them. Properly cleaned
they're delicious. Not properly cleaned and they are quite oily.

I never have caught anything really big in lakes - largest was probably
about a 3-4 lb. northern or walleye up in Minnesota many years ago. I
haven't caught any big lake fish for a very long time. Have pulled some
big ones out of the surf, however. And around Chesapeake Bay we can get
some good sized rockfish.

And my favorite was a 130 lb marlin a few years ago. It's hanging on my
office wall :-)

As for the wife - she can take it for a while, but doesn't have the
patience to sit there all day waiting for a bite.

--
==================
Remove the "x" from my email address
Jerry Stuckle
JDS Computer Training Corp.
js*******@attglobal.net
==================

Oct 25 '07 #9
phpCodeHead wrote:
On Oct 24, 3:24 pm, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:

i don't beat my wife at all; never have, never will... but, i'm not
thrown off by the fact that it's the one thing in that paragraph that
hit your mind enough to feel obligated to puke ignorance through you
keyboard and onto this post.

i will teach whomever i please. i am at no point obligated just the
same! double duh!

you have no concept of wisdom, conventional or otherwise; i've
researched your posts across the internet, most simply stem
controversy and put other ppl down ... and this is ok for the likes of
you and ppl like you; but, as far as about 98% of the rest of the
population goes we're just not on board with you.

over and out on this convo -- gone fishing!
Sorry, Steve's got you here. He has a lot more wisdom than you do.

For instance, in your very first post -

"For the Mail functions to be available, PHP must have access to the
sendmail binary on your system during compile time. "

Complete and utter nonsense. If that were the case, you couldn't
compile PHP on one system and run it on another with a potentially
different MTA. But that works fine. All PHP needs is the binary
available at runtime.

And while the Pear package your recommend is good, it does nothing to
help a new PHP programmer, and in fact requires that he learn MORE than
if he just used the mail() function.

Steve's post was much more informative. A new programmer will benefit
more from a good example than a "rtfm".

--
==================
Remove the "x" from my email address
Jerry Stuckle
JDS Computer Training Corp.
js*******@attglobal.net
==================

Oct 25 '07 #10

"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:Wu******************************@comcast.com. ..
Steve wrote:
>"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:vc******************************@comcast.com ...
>>Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:nd******************************@comcast.c om...
phpCodeHead wrote:
>
>Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook
>for
>a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
>lifetime.
>>
>>
Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!
ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have been
at least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the
closest i'll get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake. the
smallest i've caught was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each
takes about 15 minutes to bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i leave.
my arms hurt so much that i just don't want to get another on.

;^)

cheers.
Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of times a
week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the time).

Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out on
the Chesapeake Bay.

That was 11.5 years ago... :-(

it had been about 20 years for me. i had a friend who was having a rough
time and wanted to go fishing to clear his mind and think of happier
things. i'm glad he invited me! i grew up fishing but, after years of it,
only landed one 10 lb catfish, a 1 lb crappie, and a 3 lb large mouth
bass...crappy stats! i caught fish all the time of each kind...those were
my records though. i'm way into buffalo and carp. they are babies in the
summer and monsters by the fall...and man, they fight like their lives
depended on it. we fish off of a pier and use bungie chord to anchor the
rods to the metal benches...otherwise, your rod goes missing in the blink
of an eye.

you ought to try it again. take your wife too.

Sounds like fun. I actually prefer blues myself. Some people don't like
them, but those don't know how to clean them. Properly cleaned they're
delicious. Not properly cleaned and they are quite oily.

I never have caught anything really big in lakes - largest was probably
about a 3-4 lb. northern or walleye up in Minnesota many years ago. I
haven't caught any big lake fish for a very long time. Have pulled some
big ones out of the surf, however. And around Chesapeake Bay we can get
some good sized rockfish.

And my favorite was a 130 lb marlin a few years ago. It's hanging on my
office wall :-)
man, that had to be an awesome feeling! and what a great area you're in.
we're kind of limited in what we have around to catch. i hate going to the
gulf to shore fish...damn jellies and sting rays! deep sea is fun, but it's
kind of pricey unless you go for a few days - enter the wife and kids. ;^)

make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back what
hall you brought in.

cheers.
Oct 25 '07 #11
<comp.lang.php>
<Jerry Stuckle>
<Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:50:01 -0400>
<Wu******************************@comcast.com>
Sounds like fun. I actually prefer blues myself. Some people don't
like them, but those don't know how to clean them. Properly cleaned
they're delicious. Not properly cleaned and they are quite oily.

I never have caught anything really big in lakes - largest was probably
about a 3-4 lb. northern or walleye up in Minnesota many years ago. I
haven't caught any big lake fish for a very long time. Have pulled some
big ones out of the surf, however. And around Chesapeake Bay we can get
some good sized rockfish.
I know its usually yourself that says this to other users - but what
does the above have to do with php ? .

Do as i say and not as i do ? .
Oct 25 '07 #12
Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:Wu******************************@comcast.com. ..
>Steve wrote:
>>"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:vc******************************@comcast.co m...
Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:nd******************************@comcast. com...
>phpCodeHead wrote:
>>
>>Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook
>>for
>>a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
>>lifetime.
>>>
>>>
>Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!
ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have been
at least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the
closest i'll get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake. the
smallest i've caught was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each
takes about 15 minutes to bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i leave.
my arms hurt so much that i just don't want to get another on.
>
;^)
>
cheers.
Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of times a
week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the time).

Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out on
the Chesapeake Bay.

That was 11.5 years ago... :-(
it had been about 20 years for me. i had a friend who was having a rough
time and wanted to go fishing to clear his mind and think of happier
things. i'm glad he invited me! i grew up fishing but, after years of it,
only landed one 10 lb catfish, a 1 lb crappie, and a 3 lb large mouth
bass...crappy stats! i caught fish all the time of each kind...those were
my records though. i'm way into buffalo and carp. they are babies in the
summer and monsters by the fall...and man, they fight like their lives
depended on it. we fish off of a pier and use bungie chord to anchor the
rods to the metal benches...otherwise, your rod goes missing in the blink
of an eye.

you ought to try it again. take your wife too.
Sounds like fun. I actually prefer blues myself. Some people don't like
them, but those don't know how to clean them. Properly cleaned they're
delicious. Not properly cleaned and they are quite oily.

I never have caught anything really big in lakes - largest was probably
about a 3-4 lb. northern or walleye up in Minnesota many years ago. I
haven't caught any big lake fish for a very long time. Have pulled some
big ones out of the surf, however. And around Chesapeake Bay we can get
some good sized rockfish.

And my favorite was a 130 lb marlin a few years ago. It's hanging on my
office wall :-)

man, that had to be an awesome feeling! and what a great area you're in.
we're kind of limited in what we have around to catch. i hate going to the
gulf to shore fish...damn jellies and sting rays! deep sea is fun, but it's
kind of pricey unless you go for a few days - enter the wife and kids. ;^)

make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back what
hall you brought in.

cheers.
Yea, it was great. Didn't get it up here, though - we were vacationing
in Cabo San Lucas :-). And right after that, my wife pulled in a 125
lb. marlin. And she did it all by herself.

And yes, deep sea is pricey, so I don't do it much, either. But both
pier and surf fishing was generally pretty good along the Outer Banks of NC.

The Chesapeake has a lot of little jellyfish up around Baltimore, but by
the time you get down to Annapolis and below there aren't many there at
all. But there also aren't any fishing piers.

--
==================
Remove the "x" from my email address
Jerry Stuckle
JDS Computer Training Corp.
js*******@attglobal.net
==================

Oct 25 '07 #13
On Oct 25, 8:23 am, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message

news:Wu******************************@comcast.com. ..
Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:vc******************************@comcast.com ...
Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:nd******************************@comcast.c om...
phpCodeHead wrote:
>>>>Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook
for
a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
lifetime.
>>>Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!
ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have been
at least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the
closest i'll get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake. the
smallest i've caught was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each
takes about 15 minutes to bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i leave.
my arms hurt so much that i just don't want to get another on.
>>;^)
>>cheers.
Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of times a
week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the time).
>Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out on
the Chesapeake Bay.
>That was 11.5 years ago... :-(
it had been about 20 years for me. i had a friend who was having a rough
time and wanted to go fishing to clear his mind and think of happier
things. i'm glad he invited me! i grew up fishing but, after years of it,
only landed one 10 lb catfish, a 1 lb crappie, and a 3 lb large mouth
bass...crappy stats! i caught fish all the time of each kind...those were
my records though. i'm way into buffalo and carp. they are babies in the
summer and monsters by the fall...and man, they fight like their lives
depended on it. we fish off of a pier and use bungie chord to anchor the
rods to the metal benches...otherwise, your rod goes missing in the blink
of an eye.
you ought to try it again. take your wife too.
Sounds like fun. I actually prefer blues myself. Some people don't like
them, but those don't know how to clean them. Properly cleaned they're
delicious. Not properly cleaned and they are quite oily.
I never have caught anything really big in lakes - largest was probably
about a 3-4 lb. northern or walleye up in Minnesota many years ago. I
haven't caught any big lake fish for a very long time. Have pulled some
big ones out of the surf, however. And around Chesapeake Bay we can get
some good sized rockfish.
And my favorite was a 130 lb marlin a few years ago. It's hanging on my
office wall :-)

man, that had to be an awesome feeling! and what a great area you're in.
we're kind of limited in what we have around to catch. i hate going to the
gulf to shore fish...damn jellies and sting rays! deep sea is fun, but it's
kind of pricey unless you go for a few days - enter the wife and kids. ;^)

make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back what
hall you brought in.

cheers.
.... and if he does bring in a hall be sure to post that on youtube!
I'm sure the world would like to partake of such entertainment.

Oh, wait.. Maybe you meant "haul"?

Here's your "I'm a dumb ass!" t-shirt; I know you'll wear it with
pride...

Oct 25 '07 #14
On Oct 25, 8:23 am, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
>
make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back what
hall you brought in.

cheers.
well, you have your way of thinking and the rest of the world has
theirs.
Oct 25 '07 #15

"phpCodeHead" <ph*********@gmail.comwrote in message
news:11**********************@50g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
On Oct 25, 8:23 am, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
>"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message

news:Wu******************************@comcast.com ...
Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:vc******************************@comcast.co m...
Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:nd******************************@comcast. com...
phpCodeHead wrote:
>>>>>Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook
>for
>a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
>lifetime.
>>>>Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!
ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have
been
at least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the
closest i'll get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake. the
smallest i've caught was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each
takes about 15 minutes to bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i
leave.
my arms hurt so much that i just don't want to get another on.
>>>;^)
>>>cheers.
Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of times
a
week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the
time).
>>Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out
on
the Chesapeake Bay.
>>That was 11.5 years ago... :-(
>it had been about 20 years for me. i had a friend who was having a
rough
time and wanted to go fishing to clear his mind and think of happier
things. i'm glad he invited me! i grew up fishing but, after years of
it,
only landed one 10 lb catfish, a 1 lb crappie, and a 3 lb large mouth
bass...crappy stats! i caught fish all the time of each kind...those
were
my records though. i'm way into buffalo and carp. they are babies in
the
summer and monsters by the fall...and man, they fight like their lives
depended on it. we fish off of a pier and use bungie chord to anchor
the
rods to the metal benches...otherwise, your rod goes missing in the
blink
of an eye.
>you ought to try it again. take your wife too.
Sounds like fun. I actually prefer blues myself. Some people don't
like
them, but those don't know how to clean them. Properly cleaned they're
delicious. Not properly cleaned and they are quite oily.
I never have caught anything really big in lakes - largest was probably
about a 3-4 lb. northern or walleye up in Minnesota many years ago. I
haven't caught any big lake fish for a very long time. Have pulled
some
big ones out of the surf, however. And around Chesapeake Bay we can
get
some good sized rockfish.
And my favorite was a 130 lb marlin a few years ago. It's hanging on
my
office wall :-)

man, that had to be an awesome feeling! and what a great area you're in.
we're kind of limited in what we have around to catch. i hate going to
the
gulf to shore fish...damn jellies and sting rays! deep sea is fun, but
it's
kind of pricey unless you go for a few days - enter the wife and kids.
;^)

make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back
what
hall you brought in.

cheers.

... and if he does bring in a hall be sure to post that on youtube!
I'm sure the world would like to partake of such entertainment.

Oh, wait.. Maybe you meant "haul"?
consider the venue. i spent more time thinking of what to say rather than
the spelling. while 'haul' is what i know to be the word, i spelled 'hall'.
big deal. if you want to pick at that kind of stuff all day, go ahead. i do
it all the time. and i don't spell check either. hell, i've been thinking
outloud so fast sometimes that i've left out two to three words at a time in
one sentence.

now that aside, red-herring/ad-homonym boi, care to actually stick to the
subject and try and defend your point? since the answer is obviously 'no', i
have as little use for you as the op did for your rubbish reply.

i must have worked you up something fierce! this is like watching the ants
after a foot-plant in their mound. weee, look at you scurry! you're
basically saying by your actions that i own you...or can control more of you
emotions that is wise.
Oct 25 '07 #16

"phpCodeHead" <ph*********@gmail.comwrote in message
news:11**********************@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
On Oct 25, 8:23 am, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
>>
make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back
what
hall you brought in.

cheers.

well, you have your way of thinking and the rest of the world has
theirs.
hmmm...not only is your reading comprehension shot, your logic is as well.
while, as i stated, 4B+ people in the world does have their way of thinking,
most likely is the case that few will agree with any one persons thoughts.
further, it is ludicrous to suggest that they all side with you! in fact, i
think i saw jerry pound your little tantrum too. seems he sided more with me
than you...and for what? the same reasons. LOL. now, you'd do well to get
someone to agree with you...lest you be suggesting that your comment above
is merely your own projection.
Oct 25 '07 #17
Steve wrote:
"phpCodeHead" <ph*********@gmail.comwrote in message
news:11**********************@50g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
>On Oct 25, 8:23 am, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
>>"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message

news:Wu******************************@comcast.co m...

Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:vc******************************@comcast. com...
>Steve wrote:
>>"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
>>news:nd******************************@comcas t.com...
>>>phpCodeHead wrote:
>>>>Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook
>>>>for
>>>>a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
>>>>lifetime.
>>>Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!
>>ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have
>>been
>>at least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the
>>closest i'll get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake. the
>>smallest i've caught was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each
>>takes about 15 minutes to bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i
>>leave.
>>my arms hurt so much that i just don't want to get another on.
>>;^)
>>cheers.
>Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of times
>a
>week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the
>time).
>Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
>fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out
>on
>the Chesapeake Bay.
>That was 11.5 years ago... :-(
it had been about 20 years for me. i had a friend who was having a
rough
time and wanted to go fishing to clear his mind and think of happier
things. i'm glad he invited me! i grew up fishing but, after years of
it,
only landed one 10 lb catfish, a 1 lb crappie, and a 3 lb large mouth
bass...crappy stats! i caught fish all the time of each kind...those
were
my records though. i'm way into buffalo and carp. they are babies in
the
summer and monsters by the fall...and man, they fight like their lives
depended on it. we fish off of a pier and use bungie chord to anchor
the
rods to the metal benches...otherwise, your rod goes missing in the
blink
of an eye.
you ought to try it again. take your wife too.
Sounds like fun. I actually prefer blues myself. Some people don't
like
them, but those don't know how to clean them. Properly cleaned they're
delicious. Not properly cleaned and they are quite oily.
I never have caught anything really big in lakes - largest was probably
about a 3-4 lb. northern or walleye up in Minnesota many years ago. I
haven't caught any big lake fish for a very long time. Have pulled
some
big ones out of the surf, however. And around Chesapeake Bay we can
get
some good sized rockfish.
And my favorite was a 130 lb marlin a few years ago. It's hanging on
my
office wall :-)
man, that had to be an awesome feeling! and what a great area you're in.
we're kind of limited in what we have around to catch. i hate going to
the
gulf to shore fish...damn jellies and sting rays! deep sea is fun, but
it's
kind of pricey unless you go for a few days - enter the wife and kids.
;^)

make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back
what
hall you brought in.

cheers.
... and if he does bring in a hall be sure to post that on youtube!
I'm sure the world would like to partake of such entertainment.

Oh, wait.. Maybe you meant "haul"?

consider the venue. i spent more time thinking of what to say rather than
the spelling. while 'haul' is what i know to be the word, i spelled 'hall'.
big deal. if you want to pick at that kind of stuff all day, go ahead. i do
it all the time. and i don't spell check either. hell, i've been thinking
outloud so fast sometimes that i've left out two to three words at a time in
one sentence.

now that aside, red-herring/ad-homonym boi, care to actually stick to the
subject and try and defend your point? since the answer is obviously 'no', i
have as little use for you as the op did for your rubbish reply.

i must have worked you up something fierce! this is like watching the ants
after a foot-plant in their mound. weee, look at you scurry! you're
basically saying by your actions that i own you...or can control more of you
emotions that is wise.
Steve, ignore him. It's just the troll back again under a new 'nym.

--
==================
Remove the "x" from my email address
Jerry Stuckle
JDS Computer Training Corp.
js*******@attglobal.net
==================

Oct 26 '07 #18

"Jerry Stuckle" <js*******@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:na******************************@comcast.com. ..
Steve wrote:
>"phpCodeHead" <ph*********@gmail.comwrote in message
news:11**********************@50g2000hsm.googlegr oups.com...
>>On Oct 25, 8:23 am, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message

news:Wu******************************@comcast.c om...

Steve wrote:
>"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
>news:vc******************************@comcast .com...
>>Steve wrote:
>>>"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
>>>news:nd******************************@comca st.com...
>>>>phpCodeHead wrote:
>>>>>Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die:
>>>>>Cook
>>>>>for
>>>>>a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
>>>>>lifetime.
>>>>Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!
>>>ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have
>>>been
>>>at least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the
>>>closest i'll get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake.
>>>the
>>>smallest i've caught was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each
>>>takes about 15 minutes to bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i
>>>leave.
>>>my arms hurt so much that i just don't want to get another on.
>>>;^)
>>>cheers.
>>Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of
>>times a
>>week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the
>>time).
>>Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
>>fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out
>>on
>>the Chesapeake Bay.
>>That was 11.5 years ago... :-(
>it had been about 20 years for me. i had a friend who was having a
>rough
>time and wanted to go fishing to clear his mind and think of happier
>things. i'm glad he invited me! i grew up fishing but, after years of
>it,
>only landed one 10 lb catfish, a 1 lb crappie, and a 3 lb large mouth
>bass...crappy stats! i caught fish all the time of each kind...those
>were
>my records though. i'm way into buffalo and carp. they are babies in
>the
>summer and monsters by the fall...and man, they fight like their
>lives
>depended on it. we fish off of a pier and use bungie chord to anchor
>the
>rods to the metal benches...otherwise, your rod goes missing in the
>blink
>of an eye.
>you ought to try it again. take your wife too.
Sounds like fun. I actually prefer blues myself. Some people don't
like
them, but those don't know how to clean them. Properly cleaned
they're
delicious. Not properly cleaned and they are quite oily.
I never have caught anything really big in lakes - largest was
probably
about a 3-4 lb. northern or walleye up in Minnesota many years ago. I
haven't caught any big lake fish for a very long time. Have pulled
some
big ones out of the surf, however. And around Chesapeake Bay we can
get
some good sized rockfish.
And my favorite was a 130 lb marlin a few years ago. It's hanging on
my
office wall :-)
man, that had to be an awesome feeling! and what a great area you're
in.
we're kind of limited in what we have around to catch. i hate going to
the
gulf to shore fish...damn jellies and sting rays! deep sea is fun, but
it's
kind of pricey unless you go for a few days - enter the wife and kids.
;^)

make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back
what
hall you brought in.

cheers.
... and if he does bring in a hall be sure to post that on youtube!
I'm sure the world would like to partake of such entertainment.

Oh, wait.. Maybe you meant "haul"?

consider the venue. i spent more time thinking of what to say rather than
the spelling. while 'haul' is what i know to be the word, i spelled
'hall'. big deal. if you want to pick at that kind of stuff all day, go
ahead. i do it all the time. and i don't spell check either. hell, i've
been thinking outloud so fast sometimes that i've left out two to three
words at a time in one sentence.

now that aside, red-herring/ad-homonym boi, care to actually stick to the
subject and try and defend your point? since the answer is obviously
'no', i have as little use for you as the op did for your rubbish reply.

i must have worked you up something fierce! this is like watching the
ants after a foot-plant in their mound. weee, look at you scurry! you're
basically saying by your actions that i own you...or can control more of
you emotions that is wise.

Steve, ignore him. It's just the troll back again under a new 'nym.
i wouldn't doubt it.
Oct 26 '07 #19
On Oct 25, 5:41 pm, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
"phpCodeHead" <phpcodeh...@gmail.comwrote in message

news:11**********************@50g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
On Oct 25, 8:23 am, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
>news:Wu******************************@comcast.com ...
Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:vc******************************@comcast.com ...
Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
news:nd******************************@comcast.c om...
phpCodeHead wrote:
>>>>Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die: Cook
for
a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
lifetime.
>>>Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!
ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have
been
at least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the
closest i'll get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake. the
smallest i've caught was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each
takes about 15 minutes to bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i
leave.
my arms hurt so much that i just don't want to get another on.
>>;^)
>>cheers.
Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of times
a
week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the
time).
>Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out
on
the Chesapeake Bay.
>That was 11.5 years ago... :-(
it had been about 20 years for me. i had a friend who was having a
rough
time and wanted to go fishing to clear his mind and think of happier
things. i'm glad he invited me! i grew up fishing but, after years of
it,
only landed one 10 lb catfish, a 1 lb crappie, and a 3 lb large mouth
bass...crappy stats! i caught fish all the time of each kind...those
were
my records though. i'm way into buffalo and carp. they are babies in
the
summer and monsters by the fall...and man, they fight like their lives
depended on it. we fish off of a pier and use bungie chord to anchor
the
rods to the metal benches...otherwise, your rod goes missing in the
blink
of an eye.
you ought to try it again. take your wife too.
Sounds like fun. I actually prefer blues myself. Some people don't
like
them, but those don't know how to clean them. Properly cleaned they're
delicious. Not properly cleaned and they are quite oily.
I never have caught anything really big in lakes - largest was probably
about a 3-4 lb. northern or walleye up in Minnesota many years ago. I
haven't caught any big lake fish for a very long time. Have pulled
some
big ones out of the surf, however. And around Chesapeake Bay we can
get
some good sized rockfish.
And my favorite was a 130 lb marlin a few years ago. It's hanging on
my
office wall :-)
man, that had to be an awesome feeling! and what a great area you're in.
we're kind of limited in what we have around to catch. i hate going to
the
gulf to shore fish...damn jellies and sting rays! deep sea is fun, but
it's
kind of pricey unless you go for a few days - enter the wife and kids.
;^)
make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back
what
hall you brought in.
cheers.
... and if he does bring in a hall be sure to post that on youtube!
I'm sure the world would like to partake of such entertainment.
Oh, wait.. Maybe you meant "haul"?

consider the venue. i spent more time thinking of what to say rather than
the spelling. while 'haul' is what i know to be the word, i spelled 'hall'.
big deal. if you want to pick at that kind of stuff all day, go ahead. i do
it all the time. and i don't spell check either. hell, i've been thinking
outloud so fast sometimes that i've left out two to three words at a time in
one sentence.

now that aside, red-herring/ad-homonym boi, care to actually stick to the
subject and try and defend your point? since the answer is obviously 'no', i
have as little use for you as the op did for your rubbish reply.

i must have worked you up something fierce! this is like watching the ants
after a foot-plant in their mound. weee, look at you scurry! you're
basically saying by your actions that i own you...or can control more of you
emotions that is wise.
omg! i reed thru yoar post n all i git owt of itis blah bla blaow

who's getting off subject/point? who's getting scurried? who's worked
up?

who owns who? lol! this is just spare time fun for me now... but, i
doubt i'll bother trying to make sense of any more of your percentage
of peeps conventional wisdom. lol.

and by the way, take note that the op, Dev, was out on the convo from
the get go!

now, it's just you, me, Jerry, and Krusty talking about fishing!

Oct 26 '07 #20
On Oct 25, 5:45 pm, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
"phpCodeHead" <phpcodeh...@gmail.comwrote in message

news:11**********************@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
On Oct 25, 8:23 am, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back
what
hall you brought in.
cheers.
well, you have your way of thinking and the rest of the world has
theirs.

hmmm...not only is your reading comprehension shot, your logic is as well.
while, as i stated, 4B+ people in the world does have their way of thinking,
most likely is the case that few will agree with any one persons thoughts.
further, it is ludicrous to suggest that they all side with you! in fact, i
think i saw jerry pound your little tantrum too. seems he sided more with me
than you...and for what? the same reasons. LOL. now, you'd do well to get
someone to agree with you...lest you be suggesting that your comment above
is merely your own projection.
lol

Oct 26 '07 #21
On Oct 26, 8:28 am, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message

news:na******************************@comcast.com. ..
Steve wrote:
"phpCodeHead" <phpcodeh...@gmail.comwrote in message
news:11**********************@50g2000hsm.googlegr oups.com...
On Oct 25, 8:23 am, "Steve" <no....@example.comwrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
>>>news:Wu******************************@comcast.c om...
>>>Steve wrote:
"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
>news:vc******************************@comcast .com...
>Steve wrote:
>>"Jerry Stuckle" <jstuck...@attglobal.netwrote in message
>>>news:nd******************************@comca st.com...
>>>phpCodeHead wrote:
>>>>Take 10 deep breaths and learn this one thing before you die:
>>>>Cook
>>>>for
>>>>a man, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a
>>>>lifetime.
>>>Teach a man to fish and he'll spend all his waking hours fishing!
>>ain't that the truth! i started fishing again back in may and have
>>been
>>at least twice a week since. i have found fishing for buffalo the
>>closest i'll get to the feeling of deep sea fishing...in a lake.
>>the
>>smallest i've caught was 22lb. i catch at least one per trip. each
>>takes about 15 minutes to bring in. if i get 3 in one sitting, i
>>leave.
>>my arms hurt so much that i just don't want to get another on.
>>;^)
>>cheers.
>Ah, how I wish. I used to go lake fishing at least a couple of
>times a
>week and to the beach at least once a month (I was in NC at the
>time).
>Then I got married... Since then the only time since then I've been
>fishing was for Marlins at Cabo San Lucas and one business trip out
>on
>the Chesapeake Bay.
>That was 11.5 years ago... :-(
it had been about 20 years for me. i had a friend who was having a
rough
time and wanted to go fishing to clear his mind and think of happier
things. i'm glad he invited me! i grew up fishing but, after years of
it,
only landed one 10 lb catfish, a 1 lb crappie, and a 3 lb large mouth
bass...crappy stats! i caught fish all the time of each kind...those
were
my records though. i'm way into buffalo and carp. they are babies in
the
summer and monsters by the fall...and man, they fight like their
lives
depended on it. we fish off of a pier and use bungie chord to anchor
the
rods to the metal benches...otherwise, your rod goes missing in the
blink
of an eye.
you ought to try it again. take your wife too.
Sounds like fun. I actually prefer blues myself. Some people don't
like
them, but those don't know how to clean them. Properly cleaned
they're
delicious. Not properly cleaned and they are quite oily.
I never have caught anything really big in lakes - largest was
probably
about a 3-4 lb. northern or walleye up in Minnesota many years ago. I
haven't caught any big lake fish for a very long time. Have pulled
some
big ones out of the surf, however. And around Chesapeake Bay we can
get
some good sized rockfish.
And my favorite was a 130 lb marlin a few years ago. It's hanging on
my
office wall :-)
man, that had to be an awesome feeling! and what a great area you're
in.
we're kind of limited in what we have around to catch. i hate going to
the
gulf to shore fish...damn jellies and sting rays! deep sea is fun, but
it's
kind of pricey unless you go for a few days - enter the wife and kids.
;^)
>>make sure you get out some time for a sanity break...then report back
what
hall you brought in.
>>cheers.
... and if he does bring in a hall be sure to post that on youtube!
I'm sure the world would like to partake of such entertainment.
>Oh, wait.. Maybe you meant "haul"?
consider the venue. i spent more time thinking of what to say rather than
the spelling. while 'haul' is what i know to be the word, i spelled
'hall'. big deal. if you want to pick at that kind of stuff all day, go
ahead. i do it all the time. and i don't spell check either. hell, i've
been thinking outloud so fast sometimes that i've left out two to three
words at a time in one sentence.
now that aside, red-herring/ad-homonym boi, care to actually stick to the
subject and try and defend your point? since the answer is obviously
'no', i have as little use for you as the op did for your rubbish reply.
i must have worked you up something fierce! this is like watching the
ants after a foot-plant in their mound. weee, look at you scurry! you're
basically saying by your actions that i own you...or can control more of
you emotions that is wise.
Steve, ignore him. It's just the troll back again under a new 'nym.

i wouldn't doubt it.
pssst! i'm sure it's just you two now. go ahead and just switch it
over to irc.
thanks though! kinda fun, broke the monotony :)

Oct 26 '07 #22

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