LF: PHP To help build a site

[HoldMyCorona]

I am loking to make changes on my site and I need someone that can
assist me. Either i must be cheap or wanting to do it for experience
please..

Also dont post chilish rants. I am asking nicely and I know there is
some real jerks in here..

[rf]

<Ho**********@gmail.comwrote in message
news:11**********************@w5g2000hsg.googlegro ups.com...

>I am loking to make changes on my site and I need someone that can
assist me. Either i must be cheap or wanting to do it for experience
please..

Also dont post chilish rants. I am asking nicely and I know there is
some real jerks in here..

and their population just increased by one.

[Schraalhans Keukenmeester]

At Mon, 07 May 2007 21:50:26 -0700, HoldMyCorona let his monkeys type:

I am loking to make changes on my site and I need someone that can
assist me. Either i must be cheap or wanting to do it for experience
please..

Also dont post chilish rants. I am asking nicely and I know there is
some real jerks in here..

^^^^^^^^^^
Not the smartest way to get people's assistance, but okay, English isn't
your mother tongue...

What you ask is too vague, too all-encompassing. The group can and will
probably help you if you ask specific questions. I doubt you'll find
someone here to simply do what you could do yourself.

Maybe if you tell us how much it's worth to you you might get a volunteer.
Also specify WHAT you want him/her to do. 'Changing my site' covers a lot
of possibilities.

HTH
Sh.

[Jerry Stuckle]

Ho**********@gmail.com wrote:

I am loking to make changes on my site and I need someone that can
assist me. Either i must be cheap or wanting to do it for experience
please..

Also dont post chilish rants. I am asking nicely and I know there is
some real jerks in here..

Yep, there are some. And another one just showed his face in response
to you.

As Schraalhans indicated, you really need to be more specific. I would
add that if you're trying to learn, you are much better off trying
something yourself and posting your questions here in the forum. That
way you have more than one person helping you. And others can learn
from your threads, also.

Plus, there are a lot of consultants like me - I help here for free as
time permits. But if someone wants "personal service", it's at my
normal consulting rates, payable in advance. I had to do this because
too many people were asking for help off the forums - and time is a
consultant's most important asset.

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JDS Computer Training Corp.
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[HoldMyCorona]

On May 7, 11:27 pm, "rf" <[e-mail]:

<[e-mail] in message

news:11**********************@w5g2000hsg.googlegro ups.com...

I am loking to make changes on my site and I need someone that can
assist me. Either i must be cheap or wanting to do it for experience
please..

Also dont post chilish rants. I am asking nicely and I know there is
some real jerks in here..

and their population just increased by one.

ya you are one of them.....what are you that much of a jerk to help
someone..

[HoldMyCorona]

On May 8, 1:25 am, Schraalhans Keukenmeester <[e-mail]>
wrote:

At Mon, 07 May 2007 21:50:26 -0700, HoldMyCorona let his monkeys type:

I am loking to make changes on my site and I need someone that can
assist me. Either i must be cheap or wanting to do it for experience
please..

Also dont post chilish rants. I am asking nicely and I know there is
some real jerks in here..

^^^^^^^^^^
Not the smartest way to get people's assistance, but okay, English isn't
your mother tongue...

What you ask is too vague, too all-encompassing. The group can and will
probably help you if you ask specific questions. I doubt you'll find
someone here to simply do what you could do yourself.

Maybe if you tell us how much it's worth to you you might get a volunteer.
Also specify WHAT you want him/her to do. 'Changing my site' covers a lot
of possibilities.

HTH
Sh.

well I am being direct and honest. If the person would emailme direct
AS I asked then I would talk to them about it. Perhaps you should read
the psoting as well. and insulting people about English, which there
is nothing wrong it it, makes you look more like an ass...People makes
mistakes and if you are so anal to think otherwise then you are
laughing at you..Also, I know what scope of work it covers. perhaps
instaed of yout typing all that stuff out you coudl make yourself
useful other ways instead:P

[Schraalhans Keukenmeester]

At Wed, 09 May 2007 15:38:20 -0700, HoldMyCorona let his monkeys type:

On May 8, 1:25 am, Schraalhans Keukenmeester <[e-mail]>
wrote:

>At Mon, 07 May 2007 21:50:26 -0700, HoldMyCorona let his monkeys type:

I am loking to make changes on my site and I need someone that can
assist me. Either i must be cheap or wanting to do it for experience
please..

Also dont post chilish rants. I am asking nicely and I know there is
some real jerks in here..

^^^^^^^^^^
Not the smartest way to get people's assistance, but okay, English isn't
your mother tongue...

What you ask is too vague, too all-encompassing. The group can and will
probably help you if you ask specific questions. I doubt you'll find
someone here to simply do what you could do yourself.

Maybe if you tell us how much it's worth to you you might get a volunteer.
Also specify WHAT you want him/her to do. 'Changing my site' covers a lot
of possibilities.

HTH
Sh.

well I am being direct and honest. If the person would emailme direct
AS I asked then I would talk to them about it. Perhaps you should read
the psoting as well. and insulting people about English, which there
is nothing wrong it it, makes you look more like an ass...People makes
mistakes and if you are so anal to think otherwise then you are
laughing at you..Also, I know what scope of work it covers. perhaps
instaed of yout typing all that stuff out you coudl make yourself
useful other ways instead:P

Indeed, a waste of my energy.

Tempting as it is to have a go at your social skills, I will limit myself
to using the appropriate pan menu option for these cases.

Sh.

[SterLo]

Well - in the world of programming - everyone is a 12 year old with
the brain of a the almighty.
We all know everything in our own way.

But do not forget we are all 12 year olds...and due to that small
fact...if you are an asshole to us, we will egg your house.
You're not going to get any help acting like a shmuck.