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php joomla! mysql person wanted

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ME: www.linkedin.com/in/parkerfairfield
Bootstrapping another start-up....

We're going to 100% use Joomla! as the CMS... with which we 're going
to be 'producing' websites for dozens (or more) other companies. We
need the person who wants to be playing with the php, and the joomla!
code

You don't have to be in CA... you can be anywhere...

You don't have to be an expert now - you'll have to be good in 3
wks ... and an expert in 3months. I figure 10hrs/wk max. Assuming
you've some skills.

As a trade ... I will offer to host your website/email for you. I've
TONS of space as I run a hosting company too. (No porn sites).
please email me with your interest

Apr 28 '07 #1
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Parker wrote:
ME: www.linkedin.com/in/parkerfairfield
Bootstrapping another start-up....

We're going to 100% use Joomla! as the CMS... with which we 're going
to be 'producing' websites for dozens (or more) other companies. We
need the person who wants to be playing with the php, and the joomla!
code

You don't have to be in CA... you can be anywhere...

You don't have to be an expert now - you'll have to be good in 3
wks ... and an expert in 3months. I figure 10hrs/wk max. Assuming
you've some skills.

As a trade ... I will offer to host your website/email for you. I've
TONS of space as I run a hosting company too. (No porn sites).
please email me with your interest
Let's see... 10 at my current rate of $75/hr is about $750 each week, or
about $3250/mo. What kind of hosting can you provide that's worth
that much? And why would I need that much?

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Apr 28 '07 #2

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"Parker" <pa*************@gmail.comwrote in message
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ME: www.linkedin.com/in/parkerfairfield
Bootstrapping another start-up....

We're going to 100% use Joomla! as the CMS... with which we 're going
to be 'producing' websites for dozens (or more) other companies. We
need the person who wants to be playing with the php, and the joomla!
code
Yes, I like to play!
>
You don't have to be in CA... you can be anywhere...
Yes, I live anywhere!
>
You don't have to be an expert now - you'll have to be good in 3
wks ... and an expert in 3months. I figure 10hrs/wk max. Assuming
you've some skills.
Yes, if you know absolutely nothing about php I might get away with this!
>
As a trade ... I will offer to host your website/email for you. I've
TONS of space as I run a hosting company too. (No porn sites).
Perhaps you could post me a sandwich every other day instead?
>
please email me with your interest
Interest? I know I put it somewhere.
Apr 28 '07 #3

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On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:22:39 -0700, Parker wrote:

Excerpt of Job Ad:
Vacancy : 1 programmer (m/f)
Skills : php & joomla!
Level : Expert status within 3 months
Workload: 10 hrs/week
Location: work from home (provide own coke & pizza)
Salary : none
Benefits: you get to put up your website & an email inbox for free
Conditions: No porn allowed
Insurance: forget it.
Yep Mr. Parker, truly a dreamjob.
Since you're paying peanuts (or not even that, maybe just the husks),
expect only monkeys with cataract to respond.

This was a joke I assume? If not, get a health & reality check asap.
If you get someone decent for under, say, $500 a week, you're the man.

Sh.
Apr 29 '07 #4

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