Software testers wanted - I still need 1 more

[john]

To test a new piece of software designed to help with (among other
things) eCommerce WWW site development. The software is fairly easy to
use but you must fit a profile. Retail price is 120 GBP and I'll email
full releases to anyone who helps FOC of course:

Profile:

I'm looking for someone who fits a profile -

You must be willing to spend some time with the software and report back
as a matter of urgency.

You must have simple back end programming skills Perl PHP etc (HTML/JAVA
won't cut it) but you don't need to be a Guru. This is back end software
not web page design stuff. If you can patch osCommerce your can probably
do this.

You could be developing on Win32 or Linux platforms. You dont need to be
a professional programmer but -
You should be able to point me at at least 1 web site you developed
personally so I can see what sort of things you do.

Please list briefly the languages you use and hardware/OS. I DONT want
your CV or life story !

You must have executable access on your server. EG. You should be able to
use PHP exec() function or similar for your language.

You don't need to be a genius - just be able to reply by email asap on
your findings and opinions on the current state of play.
The software may be used by you commercially in accordance with its
standard license in return for your help.

I expect most people wouldn't need to spend more than a couple of
hours with it to able to understand it pretty well.

You will be asked to sign a non-disclosure agreement.

If you want to help - in the first instance you can send me some details
to:

beta001
blueyonder.co.uk

Top line is username bottom is domain put the obvious between them.
This is a transitory email address which will vanish soon.

Thanks - john

[Alan Connor]

On comp.os.linux.misc, in <MP************************@news-text.blueyonder.co.uk>, "john" wrote:

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From: john <jo**@dummy.com>

Throwaway alias.

Newsgroups: comp.lang.php,comp.os.linux.misc
Subject: Software testers wanted - I still need 1 more
Message-ID: <MP************************@news-text.blueyonder.co.uk>
X-Newsreader: Anawave Gravity v2.00

Maybe. Maybe not.

X-NOARCHIVE: YES

He's having this post deleted from the Usenet Archives, which can
be accessed through:

http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search

Not good.

Lines: 50
Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:49:36 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.48.36.81

Maybe. Maybe it's being used as a proxy.

X-Complaints-To: ab***@blueyonder.co.uk

Waste of time without a Court Order.

X-Trace: text.news.blueyonder.co.uk 1161596976 213.48.36.81 (Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:49:36 BST)
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:49:36 BST
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>
To test a new piece of software designed to help with (among
other things) eCommerce WWW site development. The software is
fairly easy to use but you must fit a profile. Retail price is
120 GBP and I'll email full releases to anyone who helps FOC of
course:

Profile:

I'm looking for someone who fits a profile -

You must be willing to spend some time with the software and
report back as a matter of urgency.

You must have simple back end programming skills Perl PHP etc
(HTML/JAVA won't cut it) but you don't need to be a Guru. This
is back end software not web page design stuff. If you can
patch osCommerce your can probably do this.

You could be developing on Win32 or Linux platforms. You dont
need to be a professional programmer but - You should be able
to point me at at least 1 web site you developed personally so
I can see what sort of things you do.

Please list briefly the languages you use and hardware/OS. I
DONT want your CV or life story !

You must have executable access on your server. EG. You
should be able to use PHP exec() function or similar for your
language.

You don't need to be a genius - just be able to reply by
email asap on your findings and opinions on the current state
of play. The software may be used by you commercially in
accordance with its standard license in return for your help.

I expect most people wouldn't need to spend more than a couple
of hours with it to able to understand it pretty well.

You will be asked to sign a non-disclosure agreement.

If you want to help - in the first instance you can send me
some details to:

beta001
blueyonder.co.uk

Top line is username bottom is domain put the obvious between
them. This is a transitory email address which will vanish
soon.

Thanks - john

Just want to get this spammer's (or worse) headers into the
Archives.

You'd be nuts to mail him. And insane to install his software.

The fact that he actually thinks anyone will trust someone who
is behaving with the evasiveness of troll/spammer/cyberstalker
indicates that _he_ has a few loose screws.

Looks like a complete con job. 'His' software is probably some
malicious program he downloaded from a windows' script kitty site
that's written to trash Linux boxes.

We do have that "flatfish++" (AKA you-name-it) anti-linux punk
posting here all the time.

Don't touch that software unless the source code is available on
a web or ftp site. Full open source.
Alan

--
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http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconno...val/index.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconno...nix/index.html

[Sam]

Usenet Beavis writes:

On comp.os.linux.misc, in <MP************************@news-text.blueyonder.co.uk>, "john" wrote:

>Path:
text.usenetserver.com!out03b.usenetserver.com!new s.usenetserver.com!in02.
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om!news2.volia.net!solnet.ch!solnet.ch!news.clara .net!wagner.news.clara.n
et!pe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk!blueyonder!text.news .blueyonder.co.uk!53ab27
50!not-for-mail
From: john <jo**@dummy.com>

I am a kookbag.

Yes, you are.

>Message-ID: <MP************************@news-text.blueyonder.co.uk>
X-Newsreader: Anawave Gravity v2.00

Maybe I have a brain. Maybe not.

Maybe not.

>X-NOARCHIVE: YES

He's having this post deleted from the Usenet Archives, which always makes
me have a major kookfart, as described at:

http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/

Poor Beavis. Still desperately trying someone to pay any attention to him.

Not good.

Indeed. Very sad.

>Lines: 50
Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:49:36 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.48.36.81

Maybe. Maybe I was dropped on my head, as a child.

Now that's not a maybe, but a definite.

>X-Complaints-To: ab***@blueyonder.co.uk

Waste of time, try ab***@earthlink.net.

Good tip.

>>
Thanks - john

Just want to get another kookfart of mine into the Archives.

Rest assured, Beavis. Your deranged rantings are now forever enshrined in
the annals of Usenet.

You'd be nuts to mail me. And insane to listen to any advice of mine.

Right.

The fact that I actually think that I'm going to win any admiration
by foaming at the mouth and ranting like a loon indicates that _I_
have a few loose screws.

No. It's not a few.

Looks like a complete Usenet Beavis. Please don't give any weight to
any kookfart I post to usenet. I'm a well-known kookbag, and Usenet's
official Village Idiot.

Listen, Mr. Village Idiot. You've been shirking your duties. You have a
quota of at least four kookfarts a day, seven days a week, and you've been
slagging off the entire weekend. You have some backlog to catch up to. Hop
to it.

We do have that "Usenet Beavis" (AKA you-name-it) kookbag
posting here all the time.

Not all the time, Beavis. Only when your lazy ass feels like it. You
better whip that lazy ass of yours into shape, if you know what's good for
you.

Don't touch my kookfarts unless the Beavis FAQ is available on
a web or ftp site.

It is, Beavis.

Beavis

--
http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/
http://tinyurl.com/23r3f

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[Alan Connor]

On comp.os.linux.misc, in <sl*******************@murphy.redbrick.dcu.ie>, "David Gillen" wrote:

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Newsgroups: comp.lang.php,comp.os.linux.misc,news.admin.net-abuse.misc
From: David Gillen <Be****@RedBrick.DCU.IE>

http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
David Gillen
Results 1 - 2 of 2 posts in the last year
1 comp.lang.php
1 uk.rec.driving

Newly created sockpuppet.

Stinking troll. Or worse.

Probably the OP.

He looks to be stupid enough to do something like this.

Trying to hide his tracks so he leaves more than he needs to in
order to post some impotent childish insults that I won't even be
downloading from the server.

Subject: Re: [OT] be*****@blueyonder.co.uk (was: Software testers wanted - I still need 1 more)
References: <MP************************@news-text.blueyonder.co.uk<sl********************@b29x3 m.invalid>
Reply-To: be****@redbrick.dcu.ie
X-No-Archive: yes

My newsfilter left your article on the server.

If you don't think they are worth archiving, I don't think
they are worth reading.

And I think your headers should go into the Archives and so
they will.

Message-ID: <sl*******************@murphy.redbrick.dcu.ie>

That's a custom MID. _He_ added that stuff about DCU, not DCU.

User-Agent: slrn/0.9.8.1pl1 (Debian)

Maybe.

Organization: Dublin City University (DCU)

Trolls love to use the insecure lans found at most universities.

Cache-Post-Path: ns*******************@murphy.redbrick.dcu.ie
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X-Received-Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:37:45 EDT (text.usenetserver.com)

<article not downloaded:
http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Alan

--
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconno...val/index.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconno...nix/index.html

[Alan Connor]

On comp.os.linux.misc, in <1g************@llondel.org>, "Dave {Reply Address In.sig}" wrote:

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Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2006 19:07:13 +0000
From: "Dave {Reply Address In.sig}" <"noone$$"@llondel.org>
Organization: the bus stop
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.7 (X11/20060913)
MIME-Version: 1.0
Newsgroups: comp.lang.php,comp.os.linux.misc,news.admin.net-abuse.misc
Subject: Re: [OT] be****@redbrick.dcu.ie
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X-Enigmail-Version: 0.94.1.0
X-No-Archive: Yes
X-Archive: No

Tsk, tsk...

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X-Received-Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2006 15:15:50 EDT (text.usenetserver.com)

<article not downloaded:
http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Alan

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http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconno...val/index.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconno...nix/index.html

[Alan Connor]

On comp.os.linux.misc, in <ehib9a$1b9$1@krakatoa>, "12*@123.co" wrote:

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From: "12*@123.co" <12*@123.co>
Newsgroups: comp.lang.php,comp.os.linux.misc

Now why did he remove news.admin.net-abuse.misc?

Subject: Re: [OT] be****@redbrick.dcu.ie
Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2006 14:07:03 +0200
Organization: UseNET
Lines: 11
Message-ID: <ehib9a$1b9$1@krakatoa>
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X-No-Archive: yes

Didn't work, did it?

In-Reply-To: <sl*******************@murphy.redbrick.dcu.ie>
User-Agent: slrn/0.9.8.1 (FreeBSD)
X-Html-In-Usenet: No

That's an identifier. A unique header. Bet the dimwit troll
uses it with his other sockpuppets.

X-Html-In-Email: No
Xref: usenetserver.com comp.lang.php:133193 comp.os.linux.misc:555218
X-Received-Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:07:08 EDT (text.usenetserver.com)

<article not downloaded:
http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Alan

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http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconno...val/index.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconno...nix/index.html

[Sam]

Usenet Beavis writes:

http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
David Gillen
Results 1 - 2 of 2 posts in the last year

Results 1 - 10 of about 24,800 for usenet beavis (4.45 seconds)

You win, Beavis.

Newly created mental superior of mine.

Beavis, a sack of potatoes is your mental superior.

I am a stinking troll. Or worse.

No, you can't be any worse.

I look to be stupid enough to be Usenet's Village Idiot.

Mission accomplished.

Trying to post more kookfarts so I leave more than I need in
order to post some impotent childish insults that I hope will
impress someone.

Bigfoot should definitely be impressed.

>Subject: Re: [OT] be*****@blueyonder.co.uk (was: Software testers wanted - I still need 1 more)
References: <MP************************@news-text.blueyonder.co.uk<sl********************@b29x3 m.invalid>
Reply-To: be****@redbrick.dcu.ie
X-No-Archive: yes

My kookfarts leave your bladder busted.

Beavis, you'll get my doctor's bill.

If you don't think they are worth laughing over, I don't think
I can post any better.

Give it a try, Beavis.

And I think my kookfarts should go into the Archives and so
they will.

I'll make sure of that.

>Message-ID: <sl*******************@murphy.redbrick.dcu.ie>

That's a custom MID. _I_ always start foaming at the mouth because of it.

We know.

>User-Agent: slrn/0.9.8.1pl1 (Debian)

Maybe I have a brain.

Maybe not.

>Organization: Dublin City University (DCU)

My mental superiors love to point their fingers at me, and laugh.

Guess which finger I'm pointing at you, Beavis?

<article downloaded and read: http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib>

Thank you for your kookfart, Beavis.

Beavis

--
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http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/
http://tinyurl.com/23r3f

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[Sam]

Usenet Beavis writes:

>From: "12*@123.co" <12*@123.co>
Newsgroups: comp.lang.php,comp.os.linux.misc

Now why did he remove news.admin.net-abuse.misc?

Because you're too stupid to be allowed to post there.

My brain doesn't work, does it?

Nope.

>In-Reply-To: <sl*******************@murphy.redbrick.dcu.ie>
User-Agent: slrn/0.9.8.1 (FreeBSD)
X-Html-In-Usenet: No

That's an identifier. A unique header. Bet this is going to cause me to
have kookfarts for at least a week, now.

Nope. At least two weeks, would be my guess.

<article downloaded and read: http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib>

Thank you for your kookfart, Beavis.

Beavis

--
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http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/
http://tinyurl.com/23r3f

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[Sam]

Usenet Beavis writes:

Piss, piss...

Beavis: the ladies room is over _there_.

<article downloaded and read: http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib>

Thank you for your kookfart, Beavis.

Beavis

--
http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/
http://tinyurl.com/23r3f

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