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Just how demented is LinTard Land anyhow?

Ahahahaha.. Lets see if I get this Demented Lintard reasoning right.

Vista is a failure becuase after 300 days after it's release, it only has
7.5% of the OS market while the Lintard OS, is a shashing success because
after 18 years after being released it has less than 2% (and falling) of the
OS market.

In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black is
white.

And that my little children is why Lintards will <NEVERbe capable of
producing viable software.

Nov 13 '07 #1
30 1979
owl
In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan <Ju*****@executethebushtraitor.comwrote:
In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black is
white.

left is 'h'

right is 'l'

big is
owl@laptop:~$ figlet wintard
_ _ _
__ _(_)_ __ | |_ __ _ _ __ __| |
\ \ /\ / / | '_ \| __/ _` | '__/ _` |
\ V V /| | | | | || (_| | | | (_| |
\_/\_/ |_|_| |_|\__\__,_|_| \__,_|

owl@laptop:~$

black is 0x000000

Nov 13 '07 #2

HangEveryRepubliKKKan <Ju*****@executethebushtraitor.comwrote:
> In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black
is
white.
"owl" <ow*@rooftop.invalidwrote
left is 'h'

right is 'l'
A fine example of the Lintard thought process.
Nov 14 '07 #3
owl
In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan <Ju*****@executethebushtraitor.comwrote:
>
HangEveryRepubliKKKan <Ju*****@executethebushtraitor.comwrote:
>> In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black
is
white.

"owl" <ow*@rooftop.invalidwrote
>left is 'h'

right is 'l'

A fine example of the Lintard thought process.

It's not a thought process. It's muscle memory. Like how my wintarded
boss double-clicks on application buttons (!) over and over if something
doesn't happen in two seconds in XP. I've tried to tell him that the
wait-cursor is always there for at least five seconds in XP, no matter
what you do, but it's no use. And MS wants to give Vista to *this*
guy?

Nov 14 '07 #4
"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote in
news:ta*******************@read2.cgocable.net:
Ahahahaha.. Lets see if I get this Demented Lintard reasoning right.

Vista is a failure becuase after 300 days after it's release, it only
has 7.5% of the OS market while the Lintard OS, is a shashing success
because after 18 years after being released it has less than 2% (and
falling) of the OS market.
Vista is not a failure, unlike your parents.

Not a commercial failure anyway. It can't be a failure based on the fact
that MS has had the OEMS roped in since the late 80's.

What Vista seems to fail on is the 'WOW' factor that MS advertised. It was
expected for Vista to be a major upgrade from XP. It's not. Many of the
major features, that are somewhat innovative and new were pulled from Vista
before it's release because 6 or 7 years wasn't enough development time for
MS to make them work properly.

One indication of it's laskluster appeal, is that MS has said, by it's own
estimates, that going into 2008, WindowsXP will bring in 22% of the income.

That's not a good sign.

As everyone like to make automobile analogies, let's look at this one.

Toyota. Toyota started selling cars in the USA about 50 years ago. Just
this past year, Toyota vehicles outsold GM for the very first time.

So Toyota is a loser company and their products are trash because it took
50 years to do so ?
Nov 14 '07 #5

>>> In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and
black
is
white.

"owl" <ow*@rooftop.invalidwrote
>>left is 'h'

right is 'l'
HangEveryRepubliKKKan <Ju*****@executethebushtraitor.comwrote:
>A fine example of the Lintard thought process.

"owl" <ow*@rooftop.invalidwrote
It's not a thought process. It's muscle memory.
Lintard mindlessness then... Your choice.
"owl" <ow*@rooftop.invalidwrote
Like how my wintarded
boss double-clicks on application buttons (!) over and over if something
doesn't happen in two seconds in XP. I've tried to tell him that the
wait-cursor is always there for at least five seconds in XP, no matter
what you do, but it's no use. And MS wants to give Vista to *this*
guy?
And you want to give the LinTard OS to this guy?
Ahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahhahahaah

Nov 14 '07 #6
Hey, I Am A Die Hard Right Wing Republican, And I Hate Microsoft Too,
And Love To Use Open Source Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI. P.S. I Look
Forward To The Day When The European Union Puts Microsoft Out Of
Business For Their Anti-Trust Behavior, Also Just FYI.
Nov 14 '07 #7
owl
In comp.os.linux.advocacy HangEveryRepubliKKKan <Ju*****@executethebushtraitor.comwrote:
>
>>>> In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and
black
is
white.

"owl" <ow*@rooftop.invalidwrote
left is 'h'

right is 'l'

HangEveryRepubliKKKan <Ju*****@executethebushtraitor.comwrote:
>>A fine example of the Lintard thought process.


"owl" <ow*@rooftop.invalidwrote
>It's not a thought process. It's muscle memory.

Lintard mindlessness then... Your choice.
"owl" <ow*@rooftop.invalidwrote
>Like how my wintarded
boss double-clicks on application buttons (!) over and over if something
doesn't happen in two seconds in XP. I've tried to tell him that the
wait-cursor is always there for at least five seconds in XP, no matter
what you do, but it's no use. And MS wants to give Vista to *this*
guy?

And you want to give the LinTard OS to this guy?
Ahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahhahahaah

I want to give him my resignation, but he's so pathetic I'm afraid
he'd turn into a big pile of goo.

Nov 14 '07 #8

<ke*******@nospam.msn.comwrote in message
news:O1**************@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
Hey, I Am A Die Hard Right Wing Republican, And I Hate Microsoft Too, And
Love To Use Open Source Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI. P.S. I Look
Forward To The Day When The European Union Puts Microsoft Out Of Business
For Their Anti-Trust Behavior, Also Just FYI.
You are such an IDIOT. Just FYI. No wonder you can't hold a job. A right
wing wacko on the loose, with mental problems, Just FYI, and you LOVE
Microsoft. You love it so much, you hang around the msnews.microsoft.com
newsgroups. Just FYI.

Yu are full of crap. Just FYI
Nov 14 '07 #9
Ok, You Caught Me, I Still Have Only One Older Computer Running Windows
Server 2003 R2 SP2, Just FYI.

The Other 2 Computer's Have Been Completely Converted Over To Open Source
Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI.

"Spanky deMonkey" <sp****@deMonkey4343.netwrote in message
news:%2****************@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>
<ke*******@nospam.msn.comwrote in message
news:O1**************@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>Hey, I Am A Die Hard Right Wing Republican, And I Hate Microsoft Too, And
Love To Use Open Source Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI. P.S. I Look
Forward To The Day When The European Union Puts Microsoft Out Of Business
For Their Anti-Trust Behavior, Also Just FYI.

You are such an IDIOT. Just FYI. No wonder you can't hold a job. A
right wing wacko on the loose, with mental problems, Just FYI, and you
LOVE Microsoft. You love it so much, you hang around the
msnews.microsoft.com newsgroups. Just FYI.

Yu are full of crap. Just FYI


Nov 14 '07 #10

<ke*******@nospam.msn.comwrote in message
news:%2****************@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
Ok, You Caught Me, I Still Have Only One Older Computer Running Windows
Server 2003 R2 SP2, Just FYI.

The Other 2 Computer's Have Been Completely Converted Over To Open Source
Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI.
So you know what that means now. You need to register Democrat and stop
those right wing wacko ways! Just FYI.

Also, why do you capitalize the first letter of each word? Just FYI

and, why do you always put Just FYI after everything? Can you answer those
simple questions?

Just FYI
>
"Spanky deMonkey" <sp****@deMonkey4343.netwrote in message
news:%2****************@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>
<ke*******@nospam.msn.comwrote in message
news:O1**************@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>Hey, I Am A Die Hard Right Wing Republican, And I Hate Microsoft Too,
And Love To Use Open Source Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI. P.S. I Look
Forward To The Day When The European Union Puts Microsoft Out Of
Business For Their Anti-Trust Behavior, Also Just FYI.

You are such an IDIOT. Just FYI. No wonder you can't hold a job. A
right wing wacko on the loose, with mental problems, Just FYI, and you
LOVE Microsoft. You love it so much, you hang around the
msnews.microsoft.com newsgroups. Just FYI.

Yu are full of crap. Just FYI



Nov 14 '07 #11
You are posting to a .NET group (amongst others). Just shut up!

--
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MVP, MCP: +I, SE, SD, DBA

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"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote in message
news:ta*******************@read2.cgocable.net...
Ahahahaha.. Lets see if I get this Demented Lintard reasoning right.

Vista is a failure becuase after 300 days after it's release, it only has
7.5% of the OS market while the Lintard OS, is a shashing success because
after 18 years after being released it has less than 2% (and falling) of
the
OS market.

In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black
is
white.

And that my little children is why Lintards will <NEVERbe capable of
producing viable software.

Nov 14 '07 #12

I Will Always Be A Right Wing Gop.Com Member For Life, Just FYI.
Nov 14 '07 #13

<ke*******@nospam.msn.comwrote in message
news:%2****************@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
I Will Always Be A Right Wing Gop.Com Member For Life, Just FYI.
So sorry to hear that. Just FYI

Nov 14 '07 #14
7
Micoshaft Asstroturfer HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote on behalf of big
corporation:
A
Micoshaft sales have plummeted to less than
one third of all OS sales in Japan.

Linux is distributed not sold.
Don't pay for any reports that fails to acknowledge that point!!

Linux is now going like hot cakes.

At least one million new Linux desktops per month and the rate is
accelerating.
http://www.livecdlist.com
http://www.distrowatch.com
Nov 14 '07 #15

<ke*******@nospam.msn.comwrote in message
news:%2****************@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
I Will Always Be A Right Wing Gop.Com Member For Life, Just FYI.
There are always going to be moronic people in the US. Good thing you are
in Illinois. Just FYI
Nov 14 '07 #16

"7" <we***************@www.enemygadgets.comwrote
Micoshaft sales have plummeted to less than
one third of all OS sales in Japan.
Ahahahahahahahahaha....And where did you pick up that bit of nonsense? Oh
ya... MacWorld.

They put Leopard sales at 60% and Vista sales at 29%. Leaving 11% for all
other operating systems XP (still being sold), Various flavours of Unix, and
of course the various propriatory OS's used in Japanese game machines and
propriatory hardware. And then the LinTard OS.

But wait.. There's more. These figures are only for OS only sales. And
don't include sales associated with the purchase of new machines, which of
course would skiew this result heavily back to the OS camp.

And what happens when all 1,000,000 MAC users finish upgrading by the end
of this month? Sales on the island will plumet, while sales of Vista will
continue at a growing pase as Vista is retro-adopted by people waiting for
Service Pack 1 to be released.



Nov 14 '07 #17

"Cowboy (Gregory A. Beamer)" <No************@comcast.netNoSpamMwrote
You are posting to a .NET group (amongst others). Just shut up!
If only a real development environment like .NET were available for the
LinTard OS. Then it might have a chance of surviving.

Nov 14 '07 #18
"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote in
news:Y4*******************@read2.cgocable.net:
>
"Cowboy (Gregory A. Beamer)" <No************@comcast.netNoSpamMwrote
>You are posting to a .NET group (amongst others). Just shut up!

If only a real development environment like .NET
Now THAT is a joke.

All that .Net accomplishes is allowing bad programmers to write bad code
faster.

I know, let's add ANOTHER layer of libraries to go through before we get to
the real system calls, since hardware advances have brought the prices
down, noone will even notice........until you go from XP to Vista that is.

..Net is meant for network/internet-based applications and that's where it
should stay. It should not be used for any locally running applications, or
utilities....like HP printer utilities come to mind.

Nov 15 '07 #19

"DanS" <t.***************@a.d.e.l.p.h.i.a.n.e.t>
.Net is meant for network/internet-based applications and that's where it
should stay.
But java is intended to be run anywhere.

Ahahahahahahahahaha......
Nov 15 '07 #20
You are a mental retard. Just FYI

"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote in message
news:II*****************@read1.cgocable.net...
>
"7" <we***************@www.enemygadgets.comwrote
>Micoshaft sales have plummeted to less than
one third of all OS sales in Japan.

Ahahahahahahahahaha....And where did you pick up that bit of nonsense?
Oh ya... MacWorld.

They put Leopard sales at 60% and Vista sales at 29%. Leaving 11% for
all other operating systems XP (still being sold), Various flavours of
Unix, and of course the various propriatory OS's used in Japanese game
machines and propriatory hardware. And then the LinTard OS.

But wait.. There's more. These figures are only for OS only sales. And
don't include sales associated with the purchase of new machines, which of
course would skiew this result heavily back to the OS camp.

And what happens when all 1,000,000 MAC users finish upgrading by the end
of this month? Sales on the island will plumet, while sales of Vista will
continue at a growing pase as Vista is retro-adopted by people waiting for
Service Pack 1 to be released.



Nov 15 '07 #21
Oh, you added so much value to the newsgroup... amazing.

"Spanky deMonkey" <sp****@deMonkey787.netwrote in message
news:em**************@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
You are a mental retard. Just FYI

"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote in
message news:II*****************@read1.cgocable.net...
>>
"7" <we***************@www.enemygadgets.comwrote
>>Micoshaft sales have plummeted to less than
one third of all OS sales in Japan.

Ahahahahahahahahaha....And where did you pick up that bit of nonsense?
Oh ya... MacWorld.

They put Leopard sales at 60% and Vista sales at 29%. Leaving 11% for
all other operating systems XP (still being sold), Various flavours of
Unix, and of course the various propriatory OS's used in Japanese game
machines and propriatory hardware. And then the LinTard OS.

But wait.. There's more. These figures are only for OS only sales. And
don't include sales associated with the purchase of new machines, which
of course would skiew this result heavily back to the OS camp.

And what happens when all 1,000,000 MAC users finish upgrading by the
end of this month? Sales on the island will plumet, while sales of Vista
will continue at a growing pase as Vista is retro-adopted by people
waiting for Service Pack 1 to be released.



Nov 15 '07 #22
So did you :-)
"Debasis Goswami" <de******@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:%2*****************@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
Oh, you added so much value to the newsgroup... amazing.

"Spanky deMonkey" <sp****@deMonkey787.netwrote in message
news:em**************@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>You are a mental retard. Just FYI

"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote in
message news:II*****************@read1.cgocable.net...
>>>
"7" <we***************@www.enemygadgets.comwrote
Micoshaft sales have plummeted to less than
one third of all OS sales in Japan.

Ahahahahahahahahaha....And where did you pick up that bit of nonsense?
Oh ya... MacWorld.

They put Leopard sales at 60% and Vista sales at 29%. Leaving 11% for
all other operating systems XP (still being sold), Various flavours of
Unix, and of course the various propriatory OS's used in Japanese game
machines and propriatory hardware. And then the LinTard OS.

But wait.. There's more. These figures are only for OS only sales.
And don't include sales associated with the purchase of new machines,
which of course would skiew this result heavily back to the OS camp.

And what happens when all 1,000,000 MAC users finish upgrading by the
end of this month? Sales on the island will plumet, while sales of
Vista will continue at a growing pase as Vista is retro-adopted by
people waiting for Service Pack 1 to be released.




Nov 15 '07 #23
Vista Leopard srsly
"Debasis Goswami" <de******@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:%2*****************@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
Oh, you added so much value to the newsgroup... amazing.

"Spanky deMonkey" <sp****@deMonkey787.netwrote in message
news:em**************@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>You are a mental retard. Just FYI

"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote in
message news:II*****************@read1.cgocable.net...
>>>
"7" <we***************@www.enemygadgets.comwrote
Micoshaft sales have plummeted to less than
one third of all OS sales in Japan.

Ahahahahahahahahaha....And where did you pick up that bit of nonsense?
Oh ya... MacWorld.

They put Leopard sales at 60% and Vista sales at 29%. Leaving 11% for
all other operating systems XP (still being sold), Various flavours of
Unix, and of course the various propriatory OS's used in Japanese game
machines and propriatory hardware. And then the LinTard OS.

But wait.. There's more. These figures are only for OS only sales.
And don't include sales associated with the purchase of new machines,
which of course would skiew this result heavily back to the OS camp.

And what happens when all 1,000,000 MAC users finish upgrading by the
end of this month? Sales on the island will plumet, while sales of
Vista will continue at a growing pase as Vista is retro-adopted by
people waiting for Service Pack 1 to be released.



Nov 15 '07 #24
In comp.os.linux.advocacy, HangEveryRepubliKKKan
<Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.com>
wrote
on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:46:59 -0800
<CG*******************@read1.cgocable.net>:
>
"DanS" <t.***************@a.d.e.l.p.h.i.a.n.e.t>
>.Net is meant for network/internet-based applications and that's where it
should stay.

But java is intended to be run anywhere.

Ahahahahahahahahaha......
And that is exactly Java's problem. Because it is intended
to be run everywhere, users thereof cannot be locked into
a single platform and forced to pay royalties.

Clearly, Sun wasn't thinking during Java's original
development!

:-)

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Nov 18 '07 #25
In comp.os.linux.advocacy, HangEveryRepubliKKKan
<Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.com>
wrote
on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:07:53 -0800
<II*****************@read1.cgocable.net>:
>
"7" <we***************@www.enemygadgets.comwrote
>Micoshaft sales have plummeted to less than
one third of all OS sales in Japan.

Ahahahahahahahahaha....And where did you pick up that bit of nonsense? Oh
ya... MacWorld.

They put Leopard sales at 60% and Vista sales at 29%. Leaving 11% for all
other operating systems XP (still being sold), Various flavours of Unix, and
of course the various propriatory OS's used in Japanese game machines and
propriatory hardware. And then the LinTard OS.

But wait.. There's more. These figures are only for OS only sales. And
don't include sales associated with the purchase of new machines, which of
course would skiew this result heavily back to the OS camp.
Those should in fact be counted properly, and I think you mean "Windows
Vista" camp here, although Dell had to retract its Vista-only policy and
extend XP purchases on certain machines.

I'm worried about Dell. They need to go to a Vista-only policy on *all*
their machines. Doing so would increase their bottom line as it
simplifies support and sales. But we'll have to see.

(The alternative of going to a "naked-only" or a Linux-only policy would
cause widespread revolt, the invasion of the US by al Qaeda operatives,
dancing, and nuclear armageddon. Can't have that.)
>
And what happens when all 1,000,000 MAC users finish upgrading by the end
of this month? Sales on the island will plumet, while sales of Vista will
continue at a growing pase as Vista is retro-adopted by people waiting for
Service Pack 1 to be released.
And everyone will live happily ever after.

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important, it's the ability to DO something
with it.

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Nov 18 '07 #26
In comp.os.linux.advocacy, HangEveryRepubliKKKan
<Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.com>
wrote
on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:56:07 -0800
<WQ******************@read1.cgocable.net>:
>
HangEveryRepubliKKKan <Ju*****@executethebushtraitor.comwrote:
>> In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black
is
white.

"owl" <ow*@rooftop.invalidwrote
>left is 'h'

right is 'l'

A fine example of the Lintard thought process.
Old keyboards didn't have arrow keys. Of course old systems
didn't support Windows and therefore clearly don't count.

(Even though VT100, thanks to (curses to?) DEC, gave us a
large number of ANSI standard escape codes. But never
mind that; Microsoft makes it all up as they go along anyway!)

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Nov 18 '07 #27
On 2007-11-16, HangEveryRepubliKKKan <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote:
Ahahahaha.. Lets see if I get this Demented Lintard reasoning right.

Vista is a failure becuase after 300 days after it's release, it only has
7.5% of the OS market while the Lintard OS, is a shashing success because
Well... considering the fact that for the last 20 or so years, before
the first release of Linux even, pretty much the entire PC market has
been a captive audience for Microsoft: HELL YES.

They have their customers trapped by data file format issues and
binary executable compatability issues and they have the vast majority
of PC hardware vendors preloading their crap and they still have problems
pushing it.

That's pretty darn sad.

It's all a matter of where you start out.

Vista is like a member of the Bush or Kennedy clan not being able
to get into an Ivy League school despite of all of the legacy entrance
BS that goes on.
after 18 years after being released it has less than 2% (and falling) of the
OS market.

In Lintard Land, left is right, and up is down. Big is small and black is
white.

And that my little children is why Lintards will <NEVERbe capable of
producing viable software.

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They brought us the email virus.

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Nov 18 '07 #28

HangEveryRepubliKKKan <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote:
>Vista is a failure becuase after 300 days after it's release, it only has
7.5% of the OS market while the Lintard OS, is a shashing success because

"JEDIDIAH" <je**@nomad.mishnetwrote
Well... considering the fact that for the last 20 or so years, before
the first release of Linux even, pretty much the entire PC market has
been a captive audience for Microsoft: HELL YES.
Well, then you must be looking forward to 2008 when Visa sales put it in
the hands of 250 million users.

That will be 1.5 times the failure of 2007

"JEDIDIAH" <je**@nomad.mishnetwrote
They have their customers trapped by data file format issues and
binary executable compatability issues and they have the vast majority
of PC hardware vendors preloading their crap and they still have problems
pushing it.
Oh, no.. That's what XML exists to solve. The Moronic loosers in the
computer industry fell for that one too...
"JEDIDIAH" <je**@nomad.mishnetwrote
That's pretty darn sad.
Not sad. It's pathetic.
"JEDIDIAH" <je**@nomad.mishnetwrote
Vista is like a member of the Bush or Kennedy clan not being able
to get into an Ivy League school despite of all of the legacy entrance
BS that goes on.
But with Lintard Socialism, everyone gets in ay?

Unofficial Unix Credo.
From each according to their abilities. To each according to their need.
"JEDIDIAH" <je**@nomad.mishnetwrote
It is not true that Microsoft doesn't innovate.

They brought us the email virus.
Scripting is good for you. Just ask a Linux LinTard.

Nov 18 '07 #29
The Ghost In The Machine <ew***@sirius.tg00suus7038.netdid eloquently scribble:
(The alternative of going to a "naked-only" or a Linux-only policy would
cause widespread revolt, the invasion of the US by al Qaeda operatives,
dancing, and nuclear armageddon. Can't have that.)
Oh, I dunno... Dell going 100% linux?
It'd be worth all that just to see the look on DooFy's FACE.

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Nov 18 '07 #30
<ke*******@nospam.msn.comwrote in message
news:O1**************@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
Hey, I Am A Die Hard Right Wing Republican, And I Hate Microsoft Too, And
Love To Use Open Source Linux Ubuntu 7.10 RTW, Just FYI. P.S. I Look
Forward To The Day When The European Union Puts Microsoft Out Of Business
For Their Anti-Trust Behavior, Also Just FYI.
Yes, we are all socialists here in Europe. Microsoft hasn't got a chance
over here!
Nov 19 '07 #31

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