I just upgraded my linux install and now I can't boot.

[HangEveryRepubliKKKan]

After several days of playing with Linux I just told the update manager to
update all components of the OS and all installed programs.

After completing it's tasks my machine now refuses to boot. But will allow
me to boot to the old version of the OS.

This is a marginal improvement over a blue screen I suppose.

Back to Windows I go until you guys can get your act together...

How long is that going to be? Another century?

[=?Utf-8?B?c2dvcHVz?=]

Ask us if we care!

You stupid linux user you, I wave my genitals in your general direction!

[Bill]

Ask Al Gore

"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote in message
news:JH******************@read1.cgocable.net...

After several days of playing with Linux I just told the update manager to
update all components of the OS and all installed programs.

After completing it's tasks my machine now refuses to boot. But will
allow me to boot to the old version of the OS.

This is a marginal improvement over a blue screen I suppose.

Back to Windows I go until you guys can get your act together...

How long is that going to be? Another century?

[HangEveryRepubliKKKan]

"Bill" <so*****@home.netwrote

Ask Al Gore

Well Al Gore is a truly brilliant and moral man, but I strongly doubt he
uses the Lintard OS.

So few rational people do.

[7]

Micoshaft Asstroturfer HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote on behalf of Micoshaft
Corporation:

A

After several days of playing with windummy PISTA
I just told the Clippy to
update all components of the OS and all installed programs.

After completing none of the tasks my machine now refuses to boot. But will
allow me to boot to the old version of the bios screen.

I have tried to PISTIFY my machine and I am truly sorry that I ever looked
at PISTA. Micoshaft Corporation should be ashamed of itself
for using asstroturfers from Canada to promote stuff they
can't sell in the US.

This is not a marginal improvement over a blue screen I suppose.

Back to Linux I go until you guys can get your act together...

How long is that going to be? Another century?
A million users a month are now converting to Linux and increasing.
Not long now!

Looks here folks - loads of LiveCDs free here...
http://www.livecdlist.com
http://www.distrowatch.com

Even if I were to try one new LiveCD a day, it will take me around
one and a half years to get through them ALL! Thats how much free
software thats out there now!!!

[caver1]

HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:

"Bill" <so*****@home.netwrote

>Ask Al Gore

Well Al Gore is a truly brilliant and moral man, but I strongly doubt he
uses the Lintard OS.

Yep really brilliant. Must be he invented the
internet.
Where do you think his family made their money?
Oil, sound familiar?
caver1

[HangEveryRepubliKKKan]

"7" <we***************@www.enemygadgets.comwrote

Even if I were to try one new LiveCD a day, it will take me around
one and a half years to get through them ALL! Thats how much free
software thats out there now!!!

Yup, There is one Lintard OS version for every three Lintard users.

This says much about the quality of the Lintard OS, and of the ahahaha
quality of mind of the Lintard Lyoozer.

It's a shame really. It would be nice if there was a real choice in
operating systems rather than just the Microsoft Monopoly.

[HangEveryRepubliKKKan]

HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:

>Well Al Gore is a truly brilliant and moral man, but I strongly doubt he
uses the Lintard OS.

"caver1" <ca***@inthemud.comwrote

Yep really brilliant. Must be he invented the internet.

Oh, Gore never created the internet. That's just what Lying RepubliKKKants
say about him.

Gore just wrote, husbanded and pushed through the legislation and funding
that opened up the existing limited network to public access - thereby
creating the interent.
"caver1" <ca***@inthemud.comwrote

Where do you think his family made their money?

Why would I or anyone else care? I thought his daddy made his money with
tobacco...

[=?Utf-8?B?TWljayBNdXJwaHk=?=]

It will be a small wave with your genitals; hahaha!

"sgopus" wrote:

Ask us if we care!

You stupid linux user you, I wave my genitals in your general direction!

[chrisv]

HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:

>After several

Cross-posting asshole troll.

*plonk*

[caver1]

HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:

>HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:

>>Well Al Gore is a truly brilliant and moral man, but I strongly doubt he
uses the Lintard OS.

"caver1" <ca***@inthemud.comwrote

>Yep really brilliant. Must be he invented the internet.

Oh, Gore never created the internet. That's just what Lying RepubliKKKants
say about him.

Gore just wrote, husbanded and pushed through the legislation and funding
that opened up the existing limited network to public access - thereby
creating the interent.
"caver1" <ca***@inthemud.comwrote

>Where do you think his family made their money?

Why would I or anyone else care? I thought his daddy made his money with
tobacco...

Yep and Al grew up in Tennesee.
caver1

[caver1]

HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:

"7" <we***************@www.enemygadgets.comwrote

>Even if I were to try one new LiveCD a day, it will take me around
one and a half years to get through them ALL! Thats how much free
software thats out there now!!!

Yup, There is one Lintard OS version for every three Lintard users.

This says much about the quality of the Lintard OS, and of the ahahaha
quality of mind of the Lintard Lyoozer.

It's a shame really. It would be nice if there was a real choice in
operating systems rather than just the Microsoft Monopoly.

Maybe MS is learning. How many versions of Vista?
caver1

[Joseph Meehan]

I guess you will have to look for a Linux group. After all this is a
Windows Vista group. At least it was refreshing to get a rant about
something other than Microsoft.

"HangEveryRepubliKKKan" <Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.comwrote in message
news:JH******************@read1.cgocable.net...

After several days of playing with Linux I just told the update manager to
update all components of the OS and all installed programs.

After completing it's tasks my machine now refuses to boot. But will
allow me to boot to the old version of the OS.

This is a marginal improvement over a blue screen I suppose.

Back to Windows I go until you guys can get your act together...

How long is that going to be? Another century?

--
Joseph Meehan

Dia 's Muire duit

[HeyBub]

HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:

>HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:

>>Well Al Gore is a truly brilliant and moral man, but I strongly
doubt he uses the Lintard OS.

"caver1" <ca***@inthemud.comwrote

>Yep really brilliant. Must be he invented the internet.

Oh, Gore never created the internet. That's just what Lying
RepubliKKKants say about him.

Gore just wrote, husbanded and pushed through the legislation and
funding that opened up the existing limited network to public access
- thereby creating the interent.

Al Gore said he did: "I took the initative in creating the internet."

Are you calling Al Gore a liar? Shame on you. You must be a Republican.

[caver1]

HeyBub wrote:

HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:

>>HangEveryRepubliKKKan wrote:
Well Al Gore is a truly brilliant and moral man, but I strongly
doubt he uses the Lintard OS.

"caver1" <ca***@inthemud.comwrote

>>Yep really brilliant. Must be he invented the internet.

Oh, Gore never created the internet. That's just what Lying
RepubliKKKants say about him.

Gore just wrote, husbanded and pushed through the legislation and
funding that opened up the existing limited network to public access
- thereby creating the interent.

Al Gore said he did: "I took the initative in creating the internet."

Are you calling Al Gore a liar? Shame on you. You must be a Republican.

No not a republican. Al Gore is no different than
any other politician. Stretch the truth as far as
possible. As long as there's some truth in a
statement the whole statement must be true. And
anyways I can always say that is not what I meant.
caver1

[antioch]

"Joseph Meehan" <sl************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:u2**************@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...

I guess you will have to look for a Linux group. After all this is a
Windows Vista group. At least it was refreshing to get a rant about
something other than Microsoft.

This group is not a Vista group - its windowsxp.general :-)

[Joseph Meehan]

Actually the OP cross posted to at least four groups, I eliminated at
least one in my response. I am responding via a VISTA group, sorry if it
was not clear.

"antioch" <an*****@home.comwrote in message
news:Oe**************@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...

>
"Joseph Meehan" <sl************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:u2**************@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...

> I guess you will have to look for a Linux group. After all this is a
Windows Vista group. At least it was refreshing to get a rant about
something other than Microsoft.

This group is not a Vista group - its windowsxp.general :-)

--
Joseph Meehan

Dia 's Muire duit

[The Ghost In The Machine]

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, HangEveryRepubliKKKan
<Ju*****@ExecuteTheBushTraitor.com>
wrote
on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 00:34:01 -0800
<JH******************@read1.cgocable.net>:

After several days of playing with Linux

Q: What was that they played on the radio just now?
A: Oh, a song.
Q: But which one?
A: Does it matter?
Q: *splutters*

I just told the update manager to
update all components of the OS and all installed programs.

"No plan survives first contact." (Assuming that was a plan.)

>
After completing it's tasks

its = possessive form
it's = it is

This Pet Peeve(tm) brought to you by Strunk and White.

my machine now refuses to boot.

Hm. Possible messages at this point.

[1] "LI-". Rerun /sbin/lilo -- if you can find a livedisc.
[2] "Missing operating system." Congratulations; you've
blasted the boot block! Find a livedisc and rerun
/sbin/lilo (for LILO) or grub (for GRUB).
[3] "Cannot find <xyz>". If you're using GRUB,
find a livedisc and fix the name.
[4] Screen is blank and remains so. See if your cat
(or your shoe) has accidentally stepped on the power
rocker switch on your power/surge suppressor strip
on the floor somewhere near your feet.
[5] Something else. Something else.

But will allow
me to boot to the old version of the OS.

OK, so boot to the old OS and fix /boot.

>
This is a marginal improvement over a blue screen I suppose.

You're a marginal improvement over a troll. Of course, has it ever
occurred to you that the diagnostic information you've given us, plus
some ground coffee and hot water, might actually fill a cup?

>
Back to Windows I go until you guys can get your act together...

Oh, of course. Windows Will Fix Everything(tm).

>
How long is that going to be? Another century?

Probably, if Microsoft can in fact get *its* act together
and ensure that each and every desktop machine implement
Trusted Computing(tm), The Computing Solution That Will
Fix Everything(tm). With Trusted Computing you need never
administer your machine again; it will be all done for you
by Microsoft, the INNOVA~1 company with the phunny ideas,
such as phishing, pharming, and phooling.

Microsoft. Where did you want it to go today?

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