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A visitor from Redmond came to my site,,,

A visitor from Redmond came to my site. Through Google search.
Searched how to sort GridView(.Net) (keywords: "gridview
e.sortdirection").

I don't even know what to say....
Mykola

Jul 12 '07 #1
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On Jul 12, 9:35 am, marss <marss...@gmail.comwrote:
A visitor from Redmond came to my site. Through Google search.
Searched how to sort GridView(.Net) (keywords: "gridview
e.sortdirection").
thanks for sharing

Jul 12 '07 #2
d d
marss wrote:
A visitor from Redmond came to my site. Through Google search.
(keywords: "gridview e.sortdirection").
I don't even know what to say....
How about saying "I guess those keywords must be on a page on my site"
and google are doing a fine job. Of course they should have been using
MSN search ;-)

Do you somehow put anyone at Redmond on a god-like pedestal? I know half
a dozen people that work there. Regular people that put their gold shoes
on one at a time ;-)

~dd
Jul 12 '07 #3
Sounds like a virus infested Microsoft computer out of control.

i

On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:35:05 -0700, marss <ma******@gmail.comwrote:
A visitor from Redmond came to my site. Through Google search.
Searched how to sort GridView(.Net) (keywords: "gridview
e.sortdirection").

I don't even know what to say....
Mykola
Jul 12 '07 #4

Travis Newbury wrote:
thanks for sharing
Don't mention it.

I am surprised because I really think highly of Microsoft (as ~dd
rightly observed). Sorting of GridView in ASP.Net is a task comparable
by complexity with addition of event handler on button click in
javascript.

Jul 12 '07 #5
On Jul 12, 6:35 am, marss <marss...@gmail.comwrote:
A visitor from Redmond came to my site. Through Google search.
Searched how to sort GridView(.Net) (keywords: "gridview
e.sortdirection").

I don't even know what to say....
Mykola

a visitor from roswell came to mine
after some load and probe testing, i think it'll be a while until i
can walk right again

fukkin aliens

Jul 12 '07 #6
MS staff like other developers (if thats who it was) sometimes have to look
at examples - they are not information omnipotent.

Regards

John Timney (MVP)
http://www.johntimney.com
http://www.johntimney.com/blog

"marss" <ma******@gmail.comwrote in message
news:11**********************@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
>
Travis Newbury wrote:
>thanks for sharing

Don't mention it.

I am surprised because I really think highly of Microsoft (as ~dd
rightly observed). Sorting of GridView in ASP.Net is a task comparable
by complexity with addition of event handler on button click in
javascript.

Jul 12 '07 #7
On Jul 12, 1:47 pm, "John Timney \(MVP\)"
<x_j...@timney.eclipse.co.ukwrote:
MS staff like other developers (if thats who it was) sometimes have to look
at examples - they are not information omnipotent.

Regards

John Timney (MVP)http://www.johntimney.comhttp://www.johntimney.com/blog

"marss" <marss...@gmail.comwrote in message

news:11**********************@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...


Travis Newbury wrote:
thanks for sharing
Don't mention it.
I am surprised because I really think highly of Microsoft (as ~dd
rightly observed). Sorting of GridView in ASP.Net is a task comparable
by complexity with addition of event handler on button click in
javascript.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
christ man
it was a fukkin janitor in the caf at lunch just surfin

what the fuk

can someone from MS kill this fukkin thread?

plz
Jul 12 '07 #8
lol........why would a janitor be looking up gridview sorting?

Regards

John Timney (MVP)
http://www.johntimney.com
http://www.johntimney.com/blog


"Gwin" <gw**@mindless.comwrote in message
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On Jul 12, 1:47 pm, "John Timney \(MVP\)"
<x_j...@timney.eclipse.co.ukwrote:
>MS staff like other developers (if thats who it was) sometimes have to
look
at examples - they are not information omnipotent.

Regards

John Timney (MVP)http://www.johntimney.comhttp://www.johntimney.com/blog

"marss" <marss...@gmail.comwrote in message

news:11**********************@22g2000hsm.googlegr oups.com...


Travis Newbury wrote:
>thanks for sharing
Don't mention it.
I am surprised because I really think highly of Microsoft (as ~dd
rightly observed). Sorting of GridView in ASP.Net is a task comparable
by complexity with addition of event handler on button click in
javascript.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

christ man
it was a fukkin janitor in the caf at lunch just surfin

what the fuk

can someone from MS kill this fukkin thread?

plz


Jul 12 '07 #9
On Jul 12, 2:30 pm, "John Timney \(MVP\)"
<x_j...@timney.eclipse.co.ukwrote:
lol........why would a janitor be looking up gridview sorting?

Regards

John Timney (MVP)http://www.johntimney.comhttp://www.johntimney.com/blog

"Gwin" <g...@mindless.comwrote in message

news:11*********************@r34g2000hsd.googlegro ups.com...
On Jul 12, 1:47 pm, "John Timney \(MVP\)"
<x_j...@timney.eclipse.co.ukwrote:
MS staff like other developers (if thats who it was) sometimes have to
look
at examples - they are not information omnipotent.
Regards
John Timney (MVP)http://www.johntimney.comhttp://www.johntimney.com/blog
"marss" <marss...@gmail.comwrote in message
>news:11**********************@22g2000hsm.googlegr oups.com...
Travis Newbury wrote:
thanks for sharing
Don't mention it.
I am surprised because I really think highly of Microsoft (as ~dd
rightly observed). Sorting of GridView in ASP.Net is a task comparable
by complexity with addition of event handler on button click in
javascript.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
christ man
it was a fukkin janitor in the caf at lunch just surfin
what the fuk
can someone from MS kill this fukkin thread?
plz- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

it don't fall too far from the tree's up there
staff infection

Jul 12 '07 #10
On Jul 12, 2:35 pm, marss <marss...@gmail.comwrote:
A visitor from Redmond came to my site. Through Google search.
Searched how to sort GridView(.Net) (keywords: "gridview
e.sortdirection").

I don't even know what to say....
Mykola
Do you realise how many programmers MS employ? 100,000? More?

Jul 13 '07 #11
SpaceGirl wrote:
On Jul 12, 2:35 pm, marss <marss...@gmail.comwrote:
>A visitor from Redmond came to my site. Through Google search.
Searched how to sort GridView(.Net) (keywords: "gridview
e.sortdirection").

I don't even know what to say....
Mykola

Do you realise how many programmers MS employ? 100,000? More?
How many programmers does it take to get a blue screen....? ;-)
Jul 13 '07 #12
On Jul 13, 1:29 pm, The Natural Philosopher <a...@b.cwrote:
SpaceGirl wrote:
On Jul 12, 2:35 pm, marss <marss...@gmail.comwrote:
A visitor from Redmond came to my site. Through Google search.
Searched how to sort GridView(.Net) (keywords: "gridview
e.sortdirection").
I don't even know what to say....
Mykola
Do you realise how many programmers MS employ? 100,000? More?

How many programmers does it take to get a blue screen....? ;-)
I think they follow the whole "give enough monkeys computers and
eventually they'll produce something that works" approach. It clearly
doesn't work.

Jul 13 '07 #13
Els
SpaceGirl wrote:
>>Do you realise how many programmers MS employ? 100,000? More?

How many programmers does it take to get a blue screen....? ;-)

I think they follow the whole "give enough monkeys computers and
eventually they'll produce something that works" approach. It clearly
doesn't work.
Not enough monkeys then.

--
Els http://locusmeus.com/
Jul 13 '07 #14
On 13 Jul, 14:03, Els <els.aNOS...@tiscali.nlwrote:
SpaceGirl wrote:
>Do you realise how many programmers MS employ? 100,000? More?
How many programmers does it take to get a blue screen....? ;-)
I think they follow the whole "give enough monkeys computers and
eventually they'll produce something that works" approach. It clearly
doesn't work.

Not enough monkeys then.

--
Els http://locusmeus.com/
theres NEVER enough monkeys in my book. Monkeys rule.

Paul

Jul 13 '07 #15
Els wrote:
SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>Do you realise how many programmers MS employ? 100,000? More?
How many programmers does it take to get a blue screen....? ;-)
I think they follow the whole "give enough monkeys computers and
eventually they'll produce something that works" approach. It clearly
doesn't work.

Not enough monkeys then.
Too many pee-nutz
Jul 13 '07 #16
pa**@paulwatt.info wrote:
On 13 Jul, 14:03, Els <els.aNOS...@tiscali.nlwrote:
>SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>>Do you realise how many programmers MS employ? 100,000? More?
How many programmers does it take to get a blue screen....? ;-)
I think they follow the whole "give enough monkeys computers and
eventually they'll produce something that works" approach. It clearly
doesn't work.
Not enough monkeys then.

--
Els http://locusmeus.com/

theres NEVER enough monkeys in my book. Monkeys rule.
http://www.rathergood.com/monkeyinvaders.htm
Paul
Jul 13 '07 #17
pa**@paulwatt.info wrote:
On 13 Jul, 14:03, Els <els.aNOS...@tiscali.nlwrote:
>SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>>Do you realise how many programmers MS employ? 100,000? More?
How many programmers does it take to get a blue screen....? ;-)
I think they follow the whole "give enough monkeys computers and
eventually they'll produce something that works" approach. It clearly
doesn't work.
Not enough monkeys then.

--
Els http://locusmeus.com/

theres NEVER enough monkeys in my book. Monkeys rule.

Paul
oR http://www.rathergood.com/daniellaroids.htm
Jul 13 '07 #18
Els wrote:
SpaceGirl wrote:
>>>Do you realise how many programmers MS employ? 100,000? More?
How many programmers does it take to get a blue screen....? ;-)
I think they follow the whole "give enough monkeys computers and
eventually they'll produce something that works" approach. It clearly
doesn't work.

Not enough monkeys then.
See that is where the problem lies, they should have used baboons.

--
Take care,

Jonathan
-------------------
LITTLE WORKS STUDIO
http://www.LittleWorksStudio.com
Jul 13 '07 #19
A visitor from Redmond came to my site.

http://www.kalliope.org/digt.pl?long...ence2001060909

Jul 13 '07 #20

"John Timney (MVP)" <x_****@timney.eclipse.co.ukwrote in message
news:Aq******************************@eclipse.net. uk...
lol........why would a janitor be looking up gridview sorting?
Haven't you ever seen Good Will Hunting?

- Oliver
Jul 17 '07 #21
Or Dilbert...oh, wait, that was a garbage man.
lol........why would a janitor be looking up gridview sorting?
Jul 19 '07 #22

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