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I HATE STATICS

in

I hate static variables and methods.

Hate them.

HATE THEM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 21 '05 #1
10 1659
dare i ask why ?
Jul 21 '05 #2
in, <gu*****@treeview.control>, the flatus-relieving, scrabbly polictician,
and sheep and cattle driver, screamed:
I hate static variables and methods.

Hate them.

HATE THEM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So how long has your Windows box been running?

One of my machines has been faultlessly running ME for nearly four years
with a perminent BSOD at 100% CPU with little or no problem whatsoever.

Now that's an impressive performance level even you can't disagree with.

Jul 21 '05 #3
Why? Static variables are very useful.

Jul 21 '05 #4
are you sure you dont mean statistics.

i can understand that
Jul 21 '05 #5
Yes, I'm dying to do this:

MessageBox bx = new MessageBox();
bx.Show("Blah");

That would soooo kick a33.

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W.G. Ryan, MVP

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"in" <gu*****@treeview.control> wrote in message
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I hate static variables and methods.

Hate them.

HATE THEM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 21 '05 #6
Bill

Can you give an explanation for a visitor too this newsgroup who does not
understand this jargon?

What is "kick a33"

Cor
Jul 21 '05 #7
Cor Ligthert no************@planet.nl, wrote in message
23***************@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
Bill

Can you give an explanation for a visitor too this newsgroup who does
not understand this jargon?

What is "kick a33"

Cor


The Microsoft prostitute is in danger of losing everyfuckingthing but his
cherry if he keeps that up, you snipping cunt.

Jul 21 '05 #8
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W.G. Ryan eMVP wrote:
[Idiotic drivel]

Ah, another "Most Valuable Prick" crossposting monkey crap to COLA and
attaching a fullquote at the bottom of his message.

And if you want to be "1337", a 3 equals an "e", not an "s". A 5 equals
a "s", you stupid moron.

Outlook does so kick a55.

Greetings,
Johannes

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Jul 21 '05 #9
W.G. Ryan eMVP Wi*********@gmail.com, wrote in message
23***************@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
Yes, I'm dying to do this:

MessageBox bx = new MessageBox();
bx.Show("Blah");

That would soooo kick a33.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You fucktard cunt!!

BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!

Jul 21 '05 #10
begin virus.scr Cor Ligthert wrote:
Bill

Can you give an explanation for a visitor too this newsgroup who does not
understand this jargon?

What is "kick a33"

Cor


It is *not* the jargon of this newsgroup
It is at best the jargon used by dimwits who think it is "cool"
It should read "kick ass"
Incidentally those idiots who use it are (by vast majority) also OE users
--
All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.

Jul 21 '05 #11

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