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I'm sorry about my ridiculous posts. I know I've angered
a bunch of you. Here's the deal. I'm a washed up Cobol
programmer who was never good at much of anything. I
often post on newsgroups and pretend to be a big time
programmer that venture capitalists clamor for while
droning on and on about Mom and Pop shops. Yes, Ebay
and Granny's restuarant are both on my clientele list. I
get erotically excited when I see a MVP reply to my post
and I will immediately reply "Good A MVP" because that's
the only way I can get anyone to post. Also, I don't
believe in posting code, only anti-MS rhetoric. I also
occassionally run on and on about my reason for only
posting my name as 'nospam' .
Anyway, Oliver Stone has agreed to make a new movie out
of my life provided I promise to take my Lithium as
prescribed. It'll be really kewl.

And to all of you that pretend I'm not a real important
dude...f-off. Also, If I catch you posting pretending to
be me, just to mock how paranoid I am...you will pay for
it. When I get back on my Lithium, I'll figure out who
you are and me, Mom and Pop will come and egg your house.

------------

NoSpam, please go post elsewhere.
Jul 21 '05 #1
5 1492
No problem dude...we all figured you forgot to take your meds. While you
are being apologetic...will you at least admit that you lied about your
skillz? After all, no real programmer that helps architect start ups like
EBay really programs Access DBs for mom and pop shops and is too stupid to
use MSDE right?
"nospam" <no****@imstupid.com> wrote in message
news:07****************************@phx.gbl...
I'm sorry about my ridiculous posts. I know I've angered
a bunch of you. Here's the deal. I'm a washed up Cobol
programmer who was never good at much of anything. I
often post on newsgroups and pretend to be a big time
programmer that venture capitalists clamor for while
droning on and on about Mom and Pop shops. Yes, Ebay
and Granny's restuarant are both on my clientele list. I
get erotically excited when I see a MVP reply to my post
and I will immediately reply "Good A MVP" because that's
the only way I can get anyone to post. Also, I don't
believe in posting code, only anti-MS rhetoric. I also
occassionally run on and on about my reason for only
posting my name as 'nospam' .
Anyway, Oliver Stone has agreed to make a new movie out
of my life provided I promise to take my Lithium as
prescribed. It'll be really kewl.

And to all of you that pretend I'm not a real important
dude...f-off. Also, If I catch you posting pretending to
be me, just to mock how paranoid I am...you will pay for
it. When I get back on my Lithium, I'll figure out who
you are and me, Mom and Pop will come and egg your house.

------------

NoSpam, please go post elsewhere.

Jul 21 '05 #2
Erm, will its not actually him mate :)

"William Ryan" <do********@nospam.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:%2****************@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
No problem dude...we all figured you forgot to take your meds. While you
are being apologetic...will you at least admit that you lied about your
skillz? After all, no real programmer that helps architect start ups like
EBay really programs Access DBs for mom and pop shops and is too stupid to
use MSDE right?
"nospam" <no****@imstupid.com> wrote in message
news:07****************************@phx.gbl...
I'm sorry about my ridiculous posts. I know I've angered
a bunch of you. Here's the deal. I'm a washed up Cobol
programmer who was never good at much of anything. I
often post on newsgroups and pretend to be a big time
programmer that venture capitalists clamor for while
droning on and on about Mom and Pop shops. Yes, Ebay
and Granny's restuarant are both on my clientele list. I
get erotically excited when I see a MVP reply to my post
and I will immediately reply "Good A MVP" because that's
the only way I can get anyone to post. Also, I don't
believe in posting code, only anti-MS rhetoric. I also
occassionally run on and on about my reason for only
posting my name as 'nospam' .
Anyway, Oliver Stone has agreed to make a new movie out
of my life provided I promise to take my Lithium as
prescribed. It'll be really kewl.

And to all of you that pretend I'm not a real important
dude...f-off. Also, If I catch you posting pretending to
be me, just to mock how paranoid I am...you will pay for
it. When I get back on my Lithium, I'll figure out who
you are and me, Mom and Pop will come and egg your house.

------------

NoSpam, please go post elsewhere.


Jul 21 '05 #3
;-)

--
William Stacey, DNS MVP

Jul 21 '05 #4
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 21:14:21 -0700, "nospam" <no****@imstupid.com> wrote:

¤ I
¤ get erotically excited when I see a MVP reply to my post
¤ and I will immediately reply "Good A MVP" because that's
¤ the only way I can get anyone to post.

Well MVPs like to help folks so I shall reply at an intellectual level you understand.

:-P

HTH.
Paul ~~~ pc******@ameritech.net
Microsoft MVP (Visual Basic)
Jul 21 '05 #5
......how can you be a washed up COBOL programmer, havn't you heard of
Cobol.NET.

Do something good with your life - invent a better wheel for example, or
make better,hotter, more orangy fire - or even combine them and make a
hotwheel. That way you would have something new to be proud of and you can
forget about boring old technology and posting things to these groups.

--
Regards

John Timney (Microsoft ASP.NET MVP)
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"nospam" <no****@imstupid.com> wrote in message
news:07****************************@phx.gbl...
I'm sorry about my ridiculous posts. I know I've angered
a bunch of you. Here's the deal. I'm a washed up Cobol
programmer who was never good at much of anything. I
often post on newsgroups and pretend to be a big time
programmer that venture capitalists clamor for while
droning on and on about Mom and Pop shops. Yes, Ebay
and Granny's restuarant are both on my clientele list. I
get erotically excited when I see a MVP reply to my post
and I will immediately reply "Good A MVP" because that's
the only way I can get anyone to post. Also, I don't
believe in posting code, only anti-MS rhetoric. I also
occassionally run on and on about my reason for only
posting my name as 'nospam' .
Anyway, Oliver Stone has agreed to make a new movie out
of my life provided I promise to take my Lithium as
prescribed. It'll be really kewl.

And to all of you that pretend I'm not a real important
dude...f-off. Also, If I catch you posting pretending to
be me, just to mock how paranoid I am...you will pay for
it. When I get back on my Lithium, I'll figure out who
you are and me, Mom and Pop will come and egg your house.

------------

NoSpam, please go post elsewhere.

Jul 21 '05 #6

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