What do you call a deer with no eyes?
27  1772 
I've "No idea"!
Or as it was told to me, 'No eye deer'. Since that was so easy how about :
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no eye deer......
(I'm not sure the next one is appropriate though)
still no eye deer......
(I'm not sure the next one is appropriate though)
If you're not sure, it's not!
Mary :D
If you're not sure, it's not!
Mary :D
hmmm. Is it a deer with no eyes and no legs fulfilling some rather personal biological function?
hmmm. Is it a deer with no eyes and no legs fulfilling some rather personal biological function?
Almost. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and, how to say this correctly, that has been gelded?
Almost. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and, how to say this correctly, that has been gelded?
Still no *explitive deleted* eye deer!
Still no *explitive deleted* eye deer!
see, that's kind of what I thought, but that implies *explitive delted" but now seeing OK. or not. Maybe I'm just analyzing the joke too hard.
Jared
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a door step?
Mat
ha ha
What do you call a man with no legs or arms floating in the water?
*expletive deleted*
Or dead.
Bob.....
what do you call a man under a car?
a mechanic? Jose is the name of mine. Jose?
Bob.....
what do you call a man under a car?
5 points.
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Decorative Post-Modern Absract Art?
Art........
What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other?
ileen is her name
darn this 20 character limit
prn 254
Expert 100+
OK. I'll post the next one:
What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg shorter than the other?
What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg shorter than the other?
Mom.
OK. I'rr post the next one:
What do you carr a Japanese rady with one reg shorter than the other?
Irene I was just going with the stereotype
ha ha,..................................
What do you call a man with a shovel?
What do you call a man with a shovel?
MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*waves his shovel around wildly*
MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*waves his shovel around wildly*
This isn't the jeopardy thread. You don't win any points here. LOL
This isn't the jeopardy thread. You don't win any points here. LOL
I will as soon as you start doing your job and start keeping score!!
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug .
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