Any "consumer review generators" available?

[aralsky]

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

[Uri Guttman]

>>>>"a" == aralsky <ar*****@aol.comwrites:

aI am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
agenerate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
aon amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
apackage available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
don't seem to have.

uri

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[Evil Otto]

On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, [e-mail] wrote:

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

If you're not, then DIAF.

[nullified]

On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zb******@gmail.comwrote:

>On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, [e-mail] wrote:

>I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

If you're not, then DIAF.

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

[Evil Otto]

On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <[e-mail]:

On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <[e-mail]:

On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, [e-mail] wrote:

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

If you're not, then DIAF.

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

[nullified]

On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zb******@gmail.comwrote:

>On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <[e-mail]:

>On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <[e-mail]:

>On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, [e-mail] wrote:
I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

>I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

>If you're not, then DIAF.

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

FM!, IWRFT!

[Schraalhans Keukenmeester]

nullified wrote:

On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zb******@gmail.comwrote:

>On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <[e-mail]:

>>On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <[e-mail]:

On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, [e-mail] wrote:
I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.
If you're not, then DIAF.
Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

FM!, IWRFT!

Perhaps if he finds his miracle script he can also train it to create
and 'solve' funny acronyms?

[Octo]

On 29 Mar, 20:00, Uri Guttman <[e-mail]:

>>>"a" == aralsky <[e-mail]:

aI am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
agenerate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
aon amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
apackage available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
don't seem to have.

People don't have ethics, they have morals. Ethics are characteristics
of collectives, not individuals.

R

[nullified]

On 2 Apr 2007 04:48:10 -0700, "Octo" <oc********@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:

>On 29 Mar, 20:00, Uri Guttman <[e-mail]:

>>>>"a" == aralsky <[e-mail]:

aI am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
agenerate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
aon amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
apackage available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
don't seem to have.

People don't have ethics, they have morals. Ethics are characteristics
of collectives, not individuals.

I dont think the OP has either...
Wish I knew his domain, to put it in my block list :o)

[DJ Stunks]

On Mar 30, 1:46 am, nullified <[e-mail]:

On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <[e-mail]:

On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, [e-mail] wrote:

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

If you're not, then DIAF.

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

You knew Doug too? I could tell he was a fucker right from the moment
I met him.

-jp

[nullified]

On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 22:15:20 +0200, Schraalhans Keukenmeester
<bi*******@invalid.spamwrote:

>nullified wrote:

>On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zb******@gmail.comwrote:

>>On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <[e-mail]:
On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <[e-mail]:

On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, [e-mail] wrote:
>I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.
If you're not, then DIAF.
Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?
Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

FM!, IWRFT!

Perhaps if he finds his miracle script he can also train it to create
and 'solve' funny acronyms?

Sorry. That was "Fuck Me! I Was Right First Time!"