Would it be of any help? ;-)
P.S. You want a really good beer - you have to visit South Germany!
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var escapeCounter = 0;
function greenMile(e) {
var warMes = "IF YOU LEAVE THIS PAGE, ";
warMes+= "YOU LIFE WILL BE MISERABLE ";
warMes+= "TO THE VERY END OF YOUR SORRY LIFE\n\n";
warMes+= "\t\tWILL YOU REALLY BE SO STUPID ";
warMes+= "TO LEAVE THIS PAGE NOW ?";
if (e) {
// FF doesn't support message customisation
e.preventDefault();
}
else {
// IE trigs the warning if returnValue is set to something
// This "something" will be *inserted* in the middle of the default
message:
event.returnValue = warMes;
}
}
function escapeFromShawshank(e) {
if ((event)&&(event.altKey)) {
event.returnValue = false;
escapeTracker();
}
}
function escapeTracker() {
escapeCounter++;
var altMes = "YOU JUST TRIED TO LEAVE THIS PAGE ";
altMes+= "USING KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS.\n";
altMes+= "IT WAS ATTEMPT # "+escapeCounter+" OF MAXIMUM
3.\n";
altMes+= "ON THE 3rd ATTEMPT YOUR MONITOR WILL BE
EXPLODED.";
if (escapeCounter <= 3) {
alert(altMes);
}
else {
document.title = "YOU'VE JUST GOT BUSTED, SUCKER !!!";
window.onbeforeunload = foo;
setTimeout('document.location.href =
"http://www.feardotcom.com";',1000);
}
}
function foo(e) {
}
document.onkeydown = escapeFromShawshank;
window.onbeforeunload = greenMile;
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<p><a href="http://www.google.com">Go Google</a></p>
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