Java gurus required - please help a damsel in distress!

Mondo Dynamo

A friend of mine is learning java as part of a Business Studies Degree
and is finding it very hard to get to grips with.

She has an assignment coming up soon and needs some help, she is
offering a pretty unique reward, if you are interested please visit
http://www.mondodynamo.com/hazeljava.htm

Thanks in advance for any help you can offer.

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Mondo Dynamo
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Jul 23 '05 #1

Lasse Reichstein Nielsen

Mondo Dynamo <mo***@mondodynamo.com> writes:

A friend of mine is learning java as part of a Business Studies Degree
and is finding it very hard to get to grips with.
Well, first of all, Java is off-topic here, so that's one strike against
you.
She has an assignment coming up soon and needs some help, she is
offering a pretty unique reward, if you are interested please visit

[URL of adult website]

So, candid pictures and video in return for helping with a Java
assignment.

There are two options:

1) This adult web page needs some Java functionality, and are trying
to get it for free.

2) Poor little Hazel is actually asking people to do her homework for
her. Well, as the page says, 'she needs to learn to program in Java'.
Well, then do that! Sadly, they don't tell the University she's
supposed to go to.

I don't know which option is the worst :)
/L
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Jul 23 '05 #2

Geir Eivind Mork

Lasse Reichstein Nielsen wrote:

She has an assignment coming up soon and needs some help, she is
offering a pretty unique reward, if you are interested please visit

.... 1) This adult web page needs some Java functionality, and are trying
to get it for free.
I'm quite curious on what the assignment is. wouldn't surprise me if it
had anything with that webpage to do.
2) Poor little Hazel is actually asking people to do her homework for
her. Well, as the page says, 'she needs to learn to program in Java'.
Well, then do that! Sadly, they don't tell the University she's
supposed to go to.

She's going to have a blast in the working life if she is going to have
to strip every time she faces a challenge. :)

but ofcourse, entertaining.

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Geir Eivind - Drammen

"Jeg forstår ikke hvordan Noa greide seg på båten så lenge uten TV og
PlayStation"
- Stian, 8 år

Jul 23 '05 #3