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I was reading an about.com newsletter that said "you say you want a
resolution" or something like that, and forgetting the proximity to New Year
I clicked on it expecting to find something about screen widths or pixels.

Jul 23 '05 #1
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The Bicycling Guitarist wrote:
I was reading an about.com newsletter that said "you say you want a
resolution" or something like that, and forgetting the proximity to New
Year I clicked on it expecting to find something about screen widths or
pixels.


And I thought you were going say "...when you realize Microsoft's IE is
the spawn of SATAN."

NM
Jul 23 '05 #2
News Me wrote:
The Bicycling Guitarist wrote:
I was reading an about.com newsletter that said "you say you want a
resolution" or something like that, and forgetting the proximity to
New Year I clicked on it expecting to find something about screen
widths or pixels.

LOL. Yup, all consuming, isn't it?
And I thought you were going say "...when you realize Microsoft's IE is
the spawn of SATAN."


For that you just require the red pill, not a course in web authoring.

--
Michael
m r o z a t u k g a t e w a y d o t n e t
Jul 23 '05 #3

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