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Shell-less Turtle

kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
May 29 '07 #1
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debasisdas
8,127 Expert 4TB
Its on vacation on a beach.....
May 29 '07 #2
r035198x
13,262 8TB
Its on vacation on a beach.....
Don't turtles live on the beach? Is it possible to be always on vacation for one's entire life?
May 29 '07 #3
phytorion
116 100+
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
STREAKING!!

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May 29 '07 #4
acoder
16,027 Expert Mod 8TB
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Both maybe?
May 29 '07 #5
kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
i guess its both, something to ponder
May 29 '07 #6
DeMan
1,806 1GB
Where do you find a legless turtle?
Wherever you left him.
May 29 '07 #7
kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
i saw that one, i didnt really get it
May 29 '07 #8
eragon
431 256MB
if a turtle dosnt have a shell hes naked.

if a turtle dosnt have a shell hes homeless.

if a turtle dosnt have a shell hes neither, hes with his buds.

--Eragon

<(^_^<) <(^_^)> (>^_^)> <(^_^)>
May 30 '07 #9
eragon
431 256MB
wait, no! his room mate (the worm) kicked him out without his clothes, so hes both! hehe =p

Sincerely,
Eragon
May 30 '07 #10
kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
May 30 '07 #11
DeMan
1,806 1GB
And on the Animal theme.....

How do you make a cat go woof?
how do you make a dog go meow?
May 30 '07 #12
eragon
431 256MB
And on the Animal theme.....

How do you make a cat go woof?
how do you make a dog go meow?
swap brains? i dont know...
May 30 '07 #13
Sieira
31
Don't turtles live on the beach? Is it possible to be always on vacation for one's entire life?
1: Turtles can live in rivers, or in the ocean. They use the beach (those that live in the ocean) to procreate

2: Yes, you can be on vacation one entire life... i've know people who can proove it if you pay the experiment, myself included xD
May 31 '07 #14
r035198x
13,262 8TB
1: Turtles can live in rivers, or in the ocean. They use the beach (those that live in the ocean) to procreate

2: Yes, you can be on vacation one entire life... i've know people who can proove it if you pay the experiment, myself included xD
And how much are we talking for the experiment?
May 31 '07 #15
Sieira
31
And how much are we talking for the experiment?
Not much, just enough for a house, lifetime feed and clothes, and a little more for parties (you know.. vacation time...) and entertainment stuff.

uhmmm... about 3000€ ($3660) per month will be enough
May 31 '07 #16
eragon
431 256MB
i am willing to NOT donate! woo! illl take this experiment! i wanna go on vacation, but, i cant leave work, otherwise peoples cant get their websites made... i should hire a robot. who has a robot i could borrow? must be programmed to serve drinks and recieve satellite TV. =[)
May 31 '07 #17
r035198x
13,262 8TB
i am willing to NOT donate! woo! illl take this experiment! i wanna go on vacation, but, i cant leave work, otherwise peoples cant get their websites made... i should hire a robot. who has a robot i could borrow? must be programmed to serve drinks and recieve satellite TV. =[)
We have one here that we can do without ...
May 31 '07 #18
DeMan
1,806 1GB
r0, I hope your not talking about mm......
May 31 '07 #19
eragon
431 256MB
lol (geez i hate the 20 character limit!!!)
May 31 '07 #20
r035198x
13,262 8TB
r0, I hope your not talking about mm......
You can only hope my friend. You can only hope.
Jun 1 '07 #21
could it be that it is just moving out to a different neighbourhood? or looking for a change of clothing? maybe? or maybe it was too wasted and lost its keys to his house
Aug 22 '08 #22
r035198x
13,262 8TB
could it be that it is just moving out to a different neighbourhood? or looking for a change of clothing? maybe? or maybe it was too wasted and lost its keys to his house
I've just moved to a new neighbourhood, could use a change of clothing and almost lost my keys to my new flat today. That doesn't mean I should move around naked does it?
Aug 22 '08 #23
Nepomuk
3,112 Expert 2GB
I've just moved to a new neighbourhood, could use a change of clothing and almost lost my keys to my new flat today. That doesn't mean I should move around naked does it?
That depends - where would you be going in your Adam costume? Anywhere near me would be bad... ;-)

Greetings,
Nepomuk
Aug 22 '08 #24

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