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sdhalepaska
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
May 15 '07 #1
27 1609
acoder
16,027 Expert Mod 8TB
I've "No idea"!
May 15 '07 #2
I've "No idea"!
Or as it was told to me, 'No eye deer'. Since that was so easy how about:

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
May 15 '07 #3
DeMan
1,806 1GB
still no eye deer......

(I'm not sure the next one is appropriate though)
May 15 '07 #4
MMcCarthy
14,534 Expert Mod 8TB
still no eye deer......

(I'm not sure the next one is appropriate though)
If you're not sure, it's not!

Mary :D
May 16 '07 #5
jhardman
3,405 Expert 2GB
If you're not sure, it's not!

Mary :D
hmmm. Is it a deer with no eyes and no legs fulfilling some rather personal biological function?
May 18 '07 #6
hmmm. Is it a deer with no eyes and no legs fulfilling some rather personal biological function?
Almost. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and, how to say this correctly, that has been gelded?
May 18 '07 #7
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
Almost. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and, how to say this correctly, that has been gelded?
Still no *explitive deleted* eye deer!
May 18 '07 #8
jhardman
3,405 Expert 2GB
Still no *explitive deleted* eye deer!
see, that's kind of what I thought, but that implies *explitive delted" but now seeing OK. or not. Maybe I'm just analyzing the joke too hard.

Jared
May 18 '07 #9
jhardman
3,405 Expert 2GB
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a door step?
May 19 '07 #10
kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
Mat
ha ha

What do you call a man with no legs or arms floating in the water?
May 19 '07 #11
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
*expletive deleted*

Or dead.
May 19 '07 #12
DeMan
1,806 1GB
Bob.....
what do you call a man under a car?
May 20 '07 #13
kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
a mechanic? Jose is the name of mine. Jose?
May 20 '07 #14
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
Bob.....
what do you call a man under a car?
5 points.
May 20 '07 #15
jhardman
3,405 Expert 2GB
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
May 21 '07 #16
kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
Decorative Post-Modern Absract Art?
May 21 '07 #17
DeMan
1,806 1GB
Art........
What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other?
May 21 '07 #18
kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
ileen is her name

darn this 20 character limit
May 21 '07 #19
prn
254 Expert 100+
OK. I'll post the next one:

What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg shorter than the other?
May 21 '07 #20
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg shorter than the other?

Mom.
May 21 '07 #21
ChaseCox
294 100+
OK. I'rr post the next one:

What do you carr a Japanese rady with one reg shorter than the other?

Irene
I was just going with the stereotype
May 21 '07 #22
kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
ha ha,..................................
May 21 '07 #23
DeMan
1,806 1GB
What do you call a man with a shovel?
May 21 '07 #24
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
What do you call a man with a shovel?
MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*waves his shovel around wildly*
May 22 '07 #25
MMcCarthy
14,534 Expert Mod 8TB
MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*waves his shovel around wildly*
This isn't the jeopardy thread. You don't win any points here. LOL
May 22 '07 #26
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
This isn't the jeopardy thread. You don't win any points here. LOL
I will as soon as you start doing your job and start keeping score!!
May 22 '07 #27
acoder
16,027 Expert Mod 8TB
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug .
May 23 '07 #28

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