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Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
If God maked a woman from 1 rib, what would he make from a radiator?

Discuss..

Savage
May 10 '07 #1
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jhardman
3,406 Expert 2GB
If God maked a woman from 1 rib, what would he make from a radiator?

Discuss..

Savage
Considering that it was a male human rib used to make a female human body, then an automotive radiator should create... some type of automobile, but not necessarily of the same model as that from which the radiator originated.

Jared
May 10 '07 #2
kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
my guess would be a robot that makes other robots happy (if you know what i mean)
=D
May 11 '07 #3
drhowarddrfine
7,435 Expert 4TB
my guess would be a robot that makes other robots happy
=D
A Gladiator?
May 11 '07 #4
RedSon
5,000 Expert 4TB
Probably another car that was a bit smaller, but sometimes didn't want to go for a drive because it had a "headache".
May 11 '07 #5
kestrel
1,071 Expert 1GB
sounds oddly familiar...
May 11 '07 #6
debasisdas
8,127 Expert 4TB
A Boooooooooooooooooooooomb...........
May 11 '07 #7
NeoPa
32,556 Expert Mod 16PB
my guess would be a robot that makes other robots happy (if you know what i mean)
=D
...but that wouldn't be the ONLY thing it was good for surely?
May 11 '07 #8
Tig201
103 100+
Probably another car that was a bit smaller, but sometimes didn't want to go for a drive because it had a "headache".
and if you agreed to park it in the garage the headaches would become more frequent :)
May 11 '07 #9
RedSon
5,000 Expert 4TB
and if you agreed to park it in the garage the headaches would become more frequent :)
Not to mention that anytime that you wanted to go out and look at other cars, you know the nice ones with rag tops and sporty European styling it would get all upset and refuse to start. It might even open up its doors and fling you out of the seat.
May 11 '07 #10
Ganon11
3,652 Expert 2GB
And about once a month, no matter what you did, the car would stall every 5 minutes and blame you.
May 11 '07 #11
RedSon
5,000 Expert 4TB
And about once a month, no matter what you did, the car would stall every 5 minutes and blame you.
Right!

But because you and your car have been through so much, you want to take it out for a night time drive on the town. So you wash it, wax it, and get it a new hood ornament. Then it asks you if it's trunk makes it look fat, and because you don't answer right away it throws a vase at you, and sulks away to watch Oprah.
May 11 '07 #12
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
If God maked a woman from 1 rib, what would he make from a radiator?

Discuss..

Savage

MMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!
May 11 '07 #13
Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
MMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I told u that u scare me.

Now give us a little more details,so that we can understand clearly enough what exactly u are.


Savage
May 11 '07 #14
NeoPa
32,556 Expert Mod 16PB
Have we all finished bashing the fairer gender now?
Good.
Perhaps we need a few posts (clean) illustrating the benefits they bring to the party - just to show that we men aren't entirely unbalanced (or uni-focused) in our perspective ;)
May 11 '07 #15
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
I told u that u scare me.

Now give us a little more details,so that we can understand clearly enough what exactly u are.


Savage

A damn sexy machine!
May 11 '07 #16
RedSon
5,000 Expert 4TB
Have we all finished bashing the fairer gender now?
Good.
Perhaps we need a few posts (clean) illustrating the benefits they bring to the party - just to show that we men aren't entirely unbalanced (or uni-focused) in our perspective ;)
Who said anything about the fairer gender? I believe we were talking about compact cars, or family sedans. What are you talking about?

Besides the fairer gender is great. It's wives that I have a problem with.
May 11 '07 #17
Ganon11
3,652 Expert 2GB
ROFL.

Of course, I hope this thread is read with the knowledge that we (hell, at least me) are just kidding and have a healthy respect for the female gender.
May 11 '07 #18
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
ROFL.

Of course, I hope this thread is read with the knowledge that we (hell, at least me) are just kidding and have a healthy respect for the female gender.
GIRLS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!
May 11 '07 #19
RedSon
5,000 Expert 4TB
ROFL.

Of course, I hope this thread is read with the knowledge that we (hell, at least me) are just kidding and have a healthy respect for the female gender.
Founding member of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club". Applications are being accepted now. Mary is allowed in because even though her persona is a woman, technically she is a bot script running on the forum.
May 11 '07 #20
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
Founding member of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club". Applications are being accepted now. Mary is allowed in because even though her persona is a woman, technically she is a bot script running on the forum.
Ah yes, I would dig up a "Mary is really a Robot" conspiracy thread, but she's so much quicker and more efficient at doing it.
May 11 '07 #21
Tig201
103 100+
GIRLS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!
I always did like this one
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May 11 '07 #22
RedSon
5,000 Expert 4TB
Ah yes, I would dig up a "Mary is really a Robot" conspiracy thread, but she's so much quicker and more efficient at doing it.
I think she (bot) has it hot linked in its array if indicies.
May 11 '07 #23
Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
I always did like this one
Would u look at that,finally a mathematical prove..

Savage
May 11 '07 #24
RedSon
5,000 Expert 4TB
Too bad in word problems and is usually parsed as addition. 2 oranges and 3 apples = 5 pieces of fruit not 6.
May 11 '07 #25
Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
Too bad in word problems and is usually parsed as addition. 2 oranges and 3 apples = 5 pieces of fruit not 6.
U got better prove?

Savage
May 11 '07 #26
RedSon
5,000 Expert 4TB
U got better prove?

Savage
A "better proof" like one that is simpler?

"1 and 1 is 2"
"1 and 1 is 1"

Which one do you learn about in grade school? Which one sounds more familiar? Which one is correct and which one is false?
May 11 '07 #27
Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
A "better proof" like one that is simpler?

"1 and 1 is 2"
"1 and 1 is 1"

Which one do you learn about in grade school? Which one sounds more familiar? Which one is correct and which one is false?
Isn't 1+1=3?

LOL!

Savage
May 11 '07 #28
KevinADC
4,059 Expert 2GB
If God maked a woman from 1 rib, what would he make from a radiator?

Discuss..

Savage

A forum modera(dia)tor
May 11 '07 #29
NeoPa
32,556 Expert Mod 16PB
A "better proof" like one that is simpler?

"1 and 1 is 2"
"1 and 1 is 1"

Which one do you learn about in grade school? Which one sounds more familiar? Which one is correct and which one is false?
In boolean arithmetic it's obviously the latter :)
May 14 '07 #30
NeoPa
32,556 Expert Mod 16PB
A forum modera(dia)tor
I like it Kevin :)
May 14 '07 #31
MMcCarthy
14,534 Expert Mod 8TB
You guys are so clever, articulate and witty. What's a poor woman to do?

Regarding the Bot issue. I don't remember a specific thead but there are some references here:

http://www.thescripts.com/forum/thread573445.html
http://www.thescripts.com/forum/thread606280.html (start at post 185)

While I was seaching, I dug up this ...

Addicted to thescripts
May 14 '07 #32
Dököll
2,364 Expert 2GB
If God maked a woman from 1 rib, what would he make from a radiator?

Discuss..

Savage
Perhaps if we try this backwards:

rotaidar a morf ekam eh dlouw tahw, bir 1 morf namow a dekam dog fi,

Wait, nevermind, we got nothing:-)
May 19 '07 #33
Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
Perhaps if we try this backwards:

rotaidar a morf ekam eh dlouw tahw, bir 1 morf namow a dekam dog fi,

Wait, nevermind, we got nothing:-)
Could nearly sound as latin or some prehistorical language.

Savage
May 19 '07 #34
Dököll
2,364 Expert 2GB
Could nearly sound as latin or some prehistorical language.

Savage
That indeed:-)

Nice horse by the way! I think that's a horse...
May 19 '07 #35
Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
That indeed:-)

Nice horse by the way! I think that's a horse...

Yes it's a horse with headless rider.

Savage
May 19 '07 #36
Isn't 1+1=3?

LOL!

Savage
How it becomes
1 + 1 = 3?
May 31 '07 #37
Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
How it becomes
1 + 1 = 3?
1+1+neurons lost to calculate this expression=3

Savage
May 31 '07 #38
1+1+neurons lost to calculate this expression=3

Savage
Can't understand ya ....
Jun 1 '07 #39
Banfa
9,065 Expert Mod 8TB
Have Perhaps we need a few posts (clean) illustrating the benefits they bring to the party - just to show that we men aren't entirely unbalanced (or uni-focused) in our perspective ;)
Do you mean "show" or do you mean "give the impression"?
Jun 1 '07 #40
Banfa
9,065 Expert Mod 8TB
If God maked a woman from 1 rib, what would he make from a radiator?
A minture module of the old Wembly Stadium a la http://www.chi-africa.co.uk/img/cockerel.jpg
Jun 1 '07 #41
Banfa
9,065 Expert Mod 8TB
If God maked a woman from 1 rib, what would he make from a radiator?
Or assuming it was a blackbody radiator may be...




The Universe
Jun 1 '07 #42
NeoPa
32,556 Expert Mod 16PB
Do you mean "show" or do you mean "give the impression"?
Shhhhh ;)
Jun 2 '07 #43
Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
Or assuming it was a blackbody radiator may be...




The Universe
Right,or maybe it's ur avatar.

:P

Savage
Jun 2 '07 #44
Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
Can't understand ya ....
U can't understand what?



Savage
Jun 9 '07 #45
Frinavale
9,735 Expert Mod 8TB
I thought 1 and 1 = 11?
Jun 14 '07 #46
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
I thought 1 and 1 = 11?
Nope, you thought wrong: 1 & 1 = 1
Jun 14 '07 #47
Frinavale
9,735 Expert Mod 8TB
Nope, you thought wrong: 1 & 1 = 1
Smarty pants

-Frinny
Jun 14 '07 #48
Motoma
3,237 Expert 2GB
Smarty pants

-Frinny
OH GOD, MY PANTS ARE SMARTER THAN I AM!!
Jun 14 '07 #49
Savage
1,764 Expert 1GB
OH GOD, MY PANTS ARE SMARTER THAN I AM!!
Quick put them on your head.

They will increase your geekness and nerdeness signatificly..

Savage
Jun 14 '07 #50

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