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How to programm a "Gaydar" software in C++ ???

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I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
I can have a mobile computer system calculate
the gayness of the men I encounter.

This does require a very sophisticated program code,
a camera and a microphone have to evaluate the
gayness of the target and the amount of data is huge.

So, what kind of algorithms do you recommend?

Which algorithms are best for detecting homosexuality
in men?

If you help me, you'll get $$$ when I'm able to produce
and sell my "Gaydar" device.

Feb 22 '07 #1
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On 22 Feb., 09:52, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@yahoo.comwrote:
I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
I can have a mobile computer system calculate
the gayness of the men I encounter.

This does require a very sophisticated program code,
a camera and a microphone have to evaluate the
gayness of the target and the amount of data is huge.
What OS do you plan to use? Will the code be able to use
Microsoft's DirectShow for camara access?

Feb 22 '07 #2

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JLS
On Feb 22, 3:52 am, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@yahoo.comwrote:
I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
I can have a mobile computer system calculate
the gayness of the men I encounter.

This does require a very sophisticated program code,
a camera and a microphone have to evaluate the
gayness of the target and the amount of data is huge.

So, what kind of algorithms do you recommend?

Which algorithms are best for detecting homosexuality
in men?

If you help me, you'll get $$$ when I'm able to produce
and sell my "Gaydar" device.
This is a joke, right?

Feb 22 '07 #3

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On Feb 22, 9:53 am, "JLS" <defendu...@yahoo.comwrote:
On Feb 22, 3:52 am, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@yahoo.comwrote:
I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
I can have a mobile computer system calculate
the gayness of the men I encounter.
This does require a very sophisticated program code,
a camera and a microphone have to evaluate the
gayness of the target and the amount of data is huge.
So, what kind of algorithms do you recommend?
Which algorithms are best for detecting homosexuality
in men?
If you help me, you'll get $$$ when I'm able to produce
and sell my "Gaydar" device.

This is a joke, right?
This is a artificial intelligence problem that needs to recognize a
series of behavior (actions) what would define "gayness". from that
point on, it is a simple matter of pattern recognition. The software
needs to be intelligent enough to learn and recognize new behavior
that would also be recognized as gay given a particular culture and
society.

Feb 22 '07 #4

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On Feb 22, 9:52 pm, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@yahoo.comwrote:
I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
I can have a mobile computer system calculate
the gayness of the men I encounter.
Wouldn't it be cheaper for you to just sign up with
a gay dating agency?

Feb 22 '07 #5

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On Feb 22, 5:38 pm, "Jack" <accpac...@hotmail.comwrote:
On Feb 22, 9:53 am, "JLS" <defendu...@yahoo.comwrote:
On Feb 22, 3:52 am, "Don A. Gomez" <spartan_i...@yahoo.comwrote:
I want to write a "Gaydar" software in C++, so that
I can have a mobile computer system calculate
the gayness of the men I encounter.
This does require a very sophisticated program code,
a camera and a microphone have to evaluate the
gayness of the target and the amount of data is huge.
So, what kind of algorithms do you recommend?
Which algorithms are best for detecting homosexuality
in men?
If you help me, you'll get $$$ when I'm able to produce
and sell my "Gaydar" device.
This is a joke, right?

This is a artificial intelligence problem that needs to recognize a
series of behavior (actions) what would define "gayness". from that
point on, it is a simple matter of pattern recognition. The software
needs to be intelligent enough to learn and recognize new behavior
that would also be recognized as gay given a particular culture and
society.
well, there are many gaymes today for xbox, ps3, etc.

Feb 23 '07 #6

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