I am better than you cause I'm GENIOUS.

[kogajeek]

Dear fellow,

I am Jeek, genious and programmer.

I write sentient programs from basement asshole of the
place of my home. I have seen your bad poopy dance and
I know exactly where you live, fellow. I haven't been
out of BASEMENT for 1 year and one half because mommy
locked me here but I VISUALIZE using power of GENIOUS
to spot you. My program guide is my sidekick who loves
me not you.

I am writing to tell you, fellow, that with my genious,
I will take your job, your wife, your car, and your
pretty mink jacket for my own possessions. I shall do
with them that which only you wish you could do, for I
am genious.

I just love the things and commandments you may do, but
only I can do them better. What can you do with your 5
inches and bald cap?

Good Nite,
Jeek

[Andrey Tarasevich]

ko******@yahoo.com wrote:

...

My cat's name is Mittens

[Bill Reid]

Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...

ko******@yahoo.com wrote:

...

My cat's name is Mittens

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

---
William Ernest Reid

[jmcgill]

Bill Reid wrote:

Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...

>ko******@yahoo.com wrote:

>>...

My cat's name is Mittens

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My dog's breath smells like the chocolates the cat leaves in the pan.

[Richard Bos]

jmcgill <jm*****@email.arizona.eduwrote:

Bill Reid wrote:

Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...

ko******@yahoo.com wrote:
...
My cat's name is Mittens

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My dog's breath smells like the chocolates the cat leaves in the pan.

My dogsbody refuses to cross-post follow-ups to trolls.

Richard

[annika198O]

jmcgill wrote:

Bill Reid wrote:

Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...

ko******@yahoo.com wrote:
...
My cat's name is Mittens

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My dog's breath smells like the chocolates the cat leaves in the pan.

My cat kicks the crap out of my dog.

[spironical]

annika198O wrote:

jmcgill wrote:

Bill Reid wrote:

Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...
>ko******@yahoo.com wrote:
>>...
>My cat's name is Mittens
>>
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My dog's breath smells like the chocolates the cat leaves in the pan.

My cat kicks the crap out of my dog.

MY cat shoots craps with my dog...for gils *on topic*.

[Edwyn]

On 29 Nov 2006 13:20:19 -0800, "spironical" <sp********@nospammail.netwrote:

>annika198O wrote:

>jmcgill wrote:

Bill Reid wrote:
Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...
ko******@yahoo.com wrote:
...
My cat's name is Mittens

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My dog's breath smells like the chocolates the cat leaves in the pan.

My cat kicks the crap out of my dog.

MY cat shoots craps with my dog...for gils *on topic*.

My parrot programs a series of robotic cybermen that destroys all forms of cat and dog - past, present, future AND spaghetti-o's.

[Skull Crushing Ramen Machine]

Bill Reid wrote:

Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...

ko******@yahoo.com wrote:

...

My cat's name is Mittens

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My cat's breath smeals like the cock.
--
Ramen Junkie
http://www.lameazoid.com

[spironical]

Skull Crushing Ramen Machine wrote:

Bill Reid wrote:

Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...

ko******@yahoo.com wrote:
...
>
My cat's name is Mittens
>

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My cat's breath smeals like the cock.
--

My cat is calling the SPCA on that psycho cock.

[MQ]

ko******@yahoo.com wrote:

Dear fellow,
I just love the things and commandments you may do, but
only I can do them better. What can you do with your 5
inches and bald cap?

And where in the C standard is there any mention of 5 inches. Size is
completely platform-dependant. This is off-topic.

[Ash666]

On 2006-11-30, Skull Crushing Ramen Machine <la*******@gmail.comwrote:

Bill Reid wrote:

>Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...

ko******@yahoo.com wrote:
...

My cat's name is Mittens

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My cat's breath smeals like the cock.

I'm a registered sex offender in the state of California.

--
Ash666 - "Tomorrow is another day. Damn."

[tatto0_2000]

spironical wrote:

annika198O wrote:

jmcgill wrote:

Bill Reid wrote:
Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...
ko******@yahoo.com wrote:
>...
My cat's name is Mittens
>
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
>
My dog's breath smells like the chocolates the cat leaves in the pan.

My cat kicks the crap out of my dog.

MY cat shoots craps with my dog...for gils *on topic*.

Perhaps I watched too much movies and this thread looks like a secret
agent is delivering a secret message to somebody.

[Keith Thompson]

ta*********@yahoo.com writes:
[...]

Perhaps I watched too much movies and this thread looks like a secret
agent is delivering a secret message to somebody.

Perhaps you'd consider dropping comp.lang.c from this thread.
Thank you.

--
Keith Thompson (The_Other_Keith) ks***@mib.org <http://www.ghoti.net/~kst>
San Diego Supercomputer Center <* <http://users.sdsc.edu/~kst>
We must do something. This is something. Therefore, we must do this.

[Leslie Kis-Adam]

Ash666 wrote:

On 2006-11-30, Skull Crushing Ramen Machine <la*******@gmail.comwrote:

>Bill Reid wrote:

>>Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...
ko******@yahoo.com wrote:
...
My cat's name is Mittens

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My cat's breath smeals like the cock.

I'm a registered sex offender in the state of California.

I guess He meant rooster with the word cock.

--
Leslie Kis-Adam or
Laszlo Kis-Adam or even
Kis-Ádám László

Student
Budapest University of Technology and Economics
Faculty of Electronic Engineering and Computer Science
<dfighter_AT_NOSPAM_freemail.hu>

[Skull Crushing Ramen Machine]

Leslie Kis-Adam wrote:

Ash666 wrote:

On 2006-11-30, Skull Crushing Ramen Machine <la*******@gmail.comwrote:

Bill Reid wrote:
Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...
ko******@yahoo.com wrote:
...
My cat's name is Mittens

My cat's breath smells like cat food.
My cat's breath smeals like the cock.

I'm a registered sex offender in the state of California.

I guess He meant rooster with the word cock.

Last I checked, cats like to eat birds.
--
Ramen Junkie
http://www.lameazoid.com

[goose]

ko******@yahoo.com wrote:

Dear fellow,

<snipped>

I am writing to tell you, fellow, that with my genious,
I will take your job, your wife, your car, and your
pretty mink jacket for my own possessions.

To be perfectly honest, that's actually a much better
proposal *for me* than a divorce, as *you* let me keep the
house.

If you think this through, you'll find that you will lose all
that and more when, after taking the wife, she divorces you
*and* takes all *your* possessions away.

Man, I just hate sloppy thinkers :-)

goose,
Happily Married

[spironical]

Ash666 wrote:

On 2006-11-30, Skull Crushing Ramen Machine <la*******@gmail.comwrote:

Bill Reid wrote:

Andrey Tarasevich <an**************@hotmail.comwrote in message
news:12*************@news.supernews.com...
ko******@yahoo.com wrote:
...

My cat's name is Mittens

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My cat's breath smeals like the cock.

I'm a registered sex offender in the state of California.

--
Ash666 - "Tomorrow is another day. Damn."

Phttt. Thats nada. I've been led to believe that three quarters of the
males, and half the female residents of Cali. are registered sex
offenders. *best topic here in years*