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I just flew in from Chicago with an elephant with a wooden leg named Smith.
How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know. So I bit him.

--
HTH,
Kevin Spencer
..Net Developer
Microsoft MVP
Neither a follower
nor a lender be.
Nov 18 '05 #1
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"Kevin Spencer" wrote in message

Thats weird I woke up the other day in a bankok hotel room with a missing
kidney and a three legged dog called tripod.
whats more there where 20 empty tubs of vasoline.
I just flew in from Chicago with an elephant with a wooden leg named Smith. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know. So I bit him.

--
HTH,
Kevin Spencer
.Net Developer
Microsoft MVP
Neither a follower
nor a lender be.

Nov 18 '05 #2
Consider connecting with others by gluing your forehead to someone else's.

"Ian Frawley" wrote in message

"Kevin Spencer" wrote in message

Thats weird I woke up the other day in a bankok hotel room with a missing
kidney and a three legged dog called tripod.
whats more there where 20 empty tubs of vasoline.
I just flew in from Chicago with an elephant with a wooden leg named

Smith.
How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know. So I bit him.

--
HTH,
Kevin Spencer
.Net Developer
Microsoft MVP
Neither a follower
nor a lender be.


Nov 18 '05 #3
Is there a stoner-thon going on in the newsgroups?

--
Ben Strackany
www.developmentnow.com

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"Kevin Spencer" <ks******@takempis.com> wrote in message
news:%2***************@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
I just flew in from Chicago with an elephant with a wooden leg named Smith. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know. So I bit him.

--
HTH,
Kevin Spencer
.Net Developer
Microsoft MVP
Neither a follower
nor a lender be.

Nov 18 '05 #4

"Paul" wrote in message

Remember that if you ever try to find yourself and are infact successfull,
exchange addresses. I didn't and now I have moved and once again I am now
back at square one.

Consider connecting with others by gluing your forehead to someone else's.

"Ian Frawley" wrote in message

"Kevin Spencer" wrote in message

Thats weird I woke up the other day in a bankok hotel room with a missing kidney and a three legged dog called tripod.
whats more there where 20 empty tubs of vasoline.
I just flew in from Chicago with an elephant with a wooden leg named

Smith.
How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know. So I bit him.

--
HTH,
Kevin Spencer
.Net Developer
Microsoft MVP
Neither a follower
nor a lender be.



Nov 18 '05 #5

"Ben Strackany" wrote in message

Only if someone mentions Jahova!
Is there a stoner-thon going on in the newsgroups?

--
Ben Strackany

I just flew in from Chicago with an elephant with a wooden leg named

Smith.
How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know. So I bit him.

--
HTH,
Kevin Spencer
.Net Developer
Microsoft MVP
Neither a follower
nor a lender be.


Nov 18 '05 #6
"Ian Frawley" <ch****@away.com> wrote in message
news:4G***************@news-1.opaltelecom.net...
Remember that if you ever try to find yourself and are infact successfull,
exchange addresses. I didn't and now I have moved and once again I am now
back at square one.


That's so true. A long time ago, someone gave me some good advice - they
said, "Go for it!". So I went for it, but it had gone...
Nov 18 '05 #7

"Mark Rae" wrote in message
Remember that if you ever try to find yourself and are infact successfull, exchange addresses. I didn't and now I have moved and once again I am now back at square one.


That's so true. A long time ago, someone gave me some good advice - they
said, "Go for it!". So I went for it, but it had gone...


I think your right - but the 'Just do it' ad campain by Nike was far too
confusing. I just did it and subsequently got arrested and sentenced to 25
years in prison. I never get the chance to wear Nike clothing but I do get
told to 'Just do it' quite often.
Nov 18 '05 #8

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