Re: Access programming guru needed

[Keith Wilby]

"Haas C" <ha*****@yahoo.comwrote in message
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"I had a guy try to "rip" me
off with an exorbitant rate for something that shouldn't take too long
and I shot him down quickly."

Now I wonder who that was. ;)

[lyle fairfield]

On Oct 20, 10:29*am, "Keith Wilby" <[e-mail]:

"Haas C" <[e-mail] in message

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"I had a guy try to "rip" me
off with an exorbitant rate for something that shouldn't take too long
and I shot him down quickly."

Now I wonder who that was. ;)

We don't know who it was. We don't know if it was anyone. We know only
what C Haas has posted.
No one, here or anywhere else should be subject to pejorative
speculation or innuendo.

[Keith Wilby]

"lyle fairfield" <ly************@gmail.comwrote in message
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On Oct 20, 10:29 am, "Keith Wilby" <[e-mail]:

Yawn. I recommend re-installing your sense of humour mate.

[lyle fairfield]

On Oct 21, 3:35*am, "Keith Wilby" <[e-mail]:

"lyle fairfield" <[e-mail] in message

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On Oct 20, 10:29 am, "Keith Wilby" <[e-mail]:

Yawn. *I recommend re-installing your sense of humour mate.

Great idea. I could work on my sense of humour and you could work at
learning a few basic Access skills.

[Keith Wilby]

"lyle fairfield" <ly************@gmail.comwrote in message
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On Oct 21, 3:35 am, "Keith Wilby" <[e-mail]:

"lyle fairfield" <[e-mail] in message

Ah, so you can critisise my Access skills but I can't post "pejorative
speculation or innuendo". Good double standard. If you fail to find any
humour in a posting of mine that contains a "wink" ie ;) then, frankly, I
don't care. However, you are in no position to edit or censor what I post
here and if you infer "pejorative speculation or innuendo" from a little
light-hearted banter then that's your prerogative. No names were mentioned
and if you have put two and two together and come up with an answer then
that again is your prerogative. Please feel at liberty to rejoinder with
any pearls of wisdom that are contained on the page at which your thesaurus
next falls open.

[Suzanne Zante]

"lyle fairfield" <ly************@gmail.comwrote in message
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On Oct 21, 3:35 am, "Keith Wilby" <[e-mail]:

"lyle fairfield" <[e-mail] in message
Great idea. I could work on my sense of humour and you could work at
learning a few basic Access skills.

No Lyle, work on the size of your pen!s. It's obviously tiny otherwise you
wouldn't pick p!ssing matches with people for no apparent reason at all.

[Tony Toews [MVP]]

"Suzanne Zante" <[e-mail]:

>Great idea. I could work on my sense of humour and you could work at
learning a few basic Access skills.

No Lyle,

<snipped>

What the heck? I read Lyle's postings in this thread as bantering between two
regulars in this newsgroup. Maybe with a bit of edge in there though.

Tony
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