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Any suggestion on how to locate someone in Houston, Texas highly experienced
in Microsoft Access database design?
Nov 11 '06 #1
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"Robert E. Cooke" <re*****@earthlink.netwrote
Any suggestion on how to locate someone in Houston,
Texas highly experienced in Microsoft Access
database design?
Start with your local User Group... the Houston Area League of PC Users is a
major one, and, last I heard, had a Access Special Interest Group (SIG).

To find user groups for Microsoft products, use Microsoft's Mindshare User
Group Support pages, specifically the Find User Group link on the upper left
of the page at http://www.microsoft.com/mindshare or visit the website of
the Association of Personal Computer User Groups at http://www.apcug.org.

Or, Google on "Microsoft Access" and "Houston" and sort through the links.

Or, contact the Computer Science Department at local colleges and
universities, and chat with the professors/teachers who teach Access
courses. In this area, "community colleges" seem to have more Access
courses than the Universities do.

Or, pick someone in the newsgroup whose Access answers seem rational and
sensible to you, contact them via e-mail, and "work remote" via phone,
e-mail, and/or fax. I have only worked one project _completely_ remote from
start to finish, and it worked out OK, but I was well-acquainted
electronically with the client before we decideed to do the project, and it
was a subcontract to a very capable Access developer -- so we talked the
same technical language and had none of the communication problems that can
occur between techies and non-techie users. I know people who have done lots
of projects that way, with success. I've done [much | most] of the work on
other projects, remotely, with success, but with periodic in-person meetings
with the clients (and think such in-person meetings are useful).

Larry Linson
Microsoft Access MVP
Nov 11 '06 #2
Have you looked at Craigslist? Here in Ca, it's a great place to find just
about anything. I just looked at the houston one, and there were several
access programmers. You'll have to judge for yourself their level of
expertise.
-John
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Any suggestion on how to locate someone in Houston, Texas highly
experienced in Microsoft Access database design?

Nov 11 '06 #3
Robert E. Cooke wrote:
Any suggestion on how to locate someone in Houston, Texas highly experienced
in Microsoft Access database design?
Look up "Linson" in the local phone book. Treat him like a real person.

Someone called me on my cell in the middle of a Friday night poker game
last week (Nov 3 about 21:30) to enquire about doing a database for
him. Are people nuts? Are Access developers so little respected that
the public expects them to take calls during sacred rituals? And what
about common courtesy? I said, "Call me during business hours you
stupid son-of-a-bitch" and can you believe it, the guy still hasn't
done so!?
And I lost at poker!
Life is sad.

Nov 12 '06 #4
"Lyle Fairfield" <ly***********@aim.comwrote
>Any suggestion on how to locate someone in Houston,
Texas highly experienced in Microsoft Access database
design?

Look up "Linson" in the local phone book. Treat him like a real person.
Unfortunately, I am in the Dallas area, and that's more than the proverbial
"hop, skip, and jump" from Houston.
Someone called me on my cell in the middle of a Friday night poker game
last week (Nov 3 about 21:30) to enquire about doing a database for
him. Are people nuts? Are Access developers so little respected that
the public expects them to take calls during sacred rituals? And what
about common courtesy? I said, "Call me during business hours you
stupid son-of-a-bitch" and can you believe it, the guy still hasn't
done so!?
And I lost at poker!
Well, no wonder... such discourtesy had to interfere with your
concentration.
Life is sad.
Isn't it, though?

Larry
Nov 12 '06 #5
Larry Linson wrote:
Unfortunately, I am in the Dallas area, and that's more than the proverbial
"hop, skip, and jump" from Houston.
You mean they're not the same thing, Larry? Now I'm really confused!

Which one is it where, when I order just cereal for breakfast the
waitress stamps her feet and says, "What, no MEAT?"

Nov 13 '06 #6
"Lyle Fairfield" <ly***********@aim.comwrote
>Unfortunately, I am in the Dallas area, and that's more than the
proverbial
>"hop, skip, and jump" from Houston.

You mean they're not the same thing, Larry? Now I'm really confused!
According to MapQuest, from Love Field Airport in Dallas to Hobby Airport in
Houston, is about 255 miles. While things are big in Texas, a town 255
miles across is more than even we can claim.

To make things more confusing, DFW Airport is the main airport for Dallas,
and Houston Intercontinental is the main airport for Houston... no part of
DFW is in Dallas, and I think no part of Intercontinental is actually in
Houston, either.

And finally, Fort Worth is in Texas, but Billy Bob's Texas is in the
Stockyards area in Fort Worth. And, there's a nightclub in California (San
Jose, IIRC) named Fort Worth, Texas, but none of that name in Fort Worth,
Texas (nor any named San Jose, California in Fort Worth, Texas, either).

And, you may not have been aware that the Exact Center of the Known World is
located in or near Palestine, Texas. Just ask any old-timer* residing in
Anderson County -- they'll confirm it.

* sad to say, that category now includes some who
are younger than we are
Which one is it where, when I order just cereal
for breakfast the waitress stamps her feet and
says, "What, no MEAT?"
The "straight" answer to your question is, "Could be in either or both
cities." I think there's a good opening for a little humor, here, but I'm
not going to pursue it in a "G-rated" newsgroup like this one.

Larry
Nov 13 '06 #7

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