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Can some one tell me where idiots should start?

I am new to google groups, my IT guy suggerted I come here for help but
I am new to groups and Have worked with access for a couple years for I
have programing issues and am not a programmer. For exzample my report
buttons on my switchboard no longer connent me to my reports.

Jul 13 '06 #1
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I'd either talk to a programmer or a consultant.

Jul 13 '06 #2
On 13 Jul 2006 13:07:47 -0700, na*****@aint.com wrote:
I am new to google groups, my IT guy suggerted I come here for help but
I am new to groups and Have worked with access for a couple years for I
have programing issues and am not a programmer. For exzample my report
buttons on my switchboard no longer connent me to my reports.
A good place to start would be to read the Netiquette page at
http://www.mvps.org/access
to learn how to phrase your questions so that you have the best chance
of getting a useful response.
The site is a good place to visit for Access help also.
--
Fred
Please respond only to this newsgroup.
I do not reply to personal e-mail
Jul 13 '06 #3
na*****@aint.com wrote:
I am new to google groups, my IT guy suggerted I come here for help but
I am new to groups and Have worked with access for a couple years for I
have programing issues and am not a programmer. For exzample my report
buttons on my switchboard no longer connent me to my reports.
Given that you've asked about idiots, here's how I think an idiot
should start:

The idiot should hire a good Access programmer. The idiot should pay
her well. The idiot should watch and learn everything she does for a
year. The idiot should find an excuse to fire her :-) :-). The idiot
should then ask questions here.

James A. Fortune
CD********@FortuneJames.com

We are all erring creatures, and mainly idiots, but God made us so and
it is dangerous to criticise. -- Mark Twain, Letter to the President of
Western Union, New York, 1902

Jul 13 '06 #4

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