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New CDMA Awards 2-DVD Set!

"MVP Awards 2004 Disc One" features several prominent MVP star duos presenting
humorous "tip" skits. For performers not known for their personalities or
acting ability, they do a decent job of being funny as they provide advice on
everything from the Access GUI to the most intricate details of Jet. In one
clip, MVP Tony Toews is seen laughing while David Fenton demonstrates proper
anal sex techniques. David Fenton recreates all the fun and joy of CDMA while
quoting from several of his infamous posts. In one of the better clips, MVP
Larry Linson jokes to the crowd about "warning ISPs about advertising" and how
nobody ever listens to him but how he "still has the respect of being one of
the founding (fledging) members of this group." Allen Brown introduces Peter
Miller who enthralls the MVPs in the crowd, demonstrating how to suddenly
appear during "corruption" posts and casually post a banner ad. "It's not
advertising," Peter quips to the cheers of an MVP-mad gathering. The only sad
note comes as Michael Kaplan wheels MVP "Tony Toews" in. Using enlarged
keyboard letters and various switches operated by hand and foot, Toews, from
his wheelchair, simply said, "Guffaw" and "Sigh." "That's why we love him,
echoed Kaplan.

"MVP Awards 2004 Disc Two" presents a sanitized version of the awards show, but
why, I do not know. I can't imagine what market this was aimed at. Who wants to
watch an MVP awards show, but doesn't want to see MVPs do their thing? A
puzzling concept.
Nov 13 '05 #1
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Nov 13 '05 #2

"CDMA NEWS" <CD******@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Ql********************@weber.videotron.net...
"MVP Awards 2004 Disc One" features several prominent MVP star duos presenting humorous "tip" skits. For performers not known for their personalities or
acting ability, they do a decent job of being funny as they provide advice on everything from the Access GUI to the most intricate details of Jet. In one clip, MVP Tony Toews is seen laughing while David Fenton demonstrates proper anal sex techniques. David Fenton recreates all the fun and joy of CDMA while quoting from several of his infamous posts. In one of the better clips, MVP Larry Linson jokes to the crowd about "warning ISPs about advertising" and how nobody ever listens to him but how he "still has the respect of being one of the founding (fledging) members of this group." Allen Brown introduces Peter Miller who enthralls the MVPs in the crowd, demonstrating how to suddenly
appear during "corruption" posts and casually post a banner ad. "It's not
advertising," Peter quips to the cheers of an MVP-mad gathering. The only sad note comes as Michael Kaplan wheels MVP "Tony Toews" in. Using enlarged
keyboard letters and various switches operated by hand and foot, Toews, from his wheelchair, simply said, "Guffaw" and "Sigh." "That's why we love him, echoed Kaplan.

"MVP Awards 2004 Disc Two" presents a sanitized version of the awards show, but why, I do not know. I can't imagine what market this was aimed at. Who wants to watch an MVP awards show, but doesn't want to see MVPs do their thing? A
puzzling concept.


My brother doesn't have a computer where he's undergoing treatment. Most of
what you've said about him isn't true anyway. And I really resent you
making fun of him. Please stop it. He has enough problems as it is without
you adding to them.


Nov 13 '05 #3
In article <6d******************************@news.teranews.co m>,
Dr*****@med.net says...


"CDMA NEWS" <CD******@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Ql********************@weber.videotron.net.. .
"MVP Awards 2004 Disc One" features several prominent MVP star duos

presenting
humorous "tip" skits. For performers not known for their personalities or
acting ability, they do a decent job of being funny as they provide advice

on
everything from the Access GUI to the most intricate details of Jet. In

one
clip, MVP Tony Toews is seen laughing while David Fenton demonstrates

proper
anal sex techniques. David Fenton recreates all the fun and joy of CDMA

while
quoting from several of his infamous posts. In one of the better clips,

MVP
Larry Linson jokes to the crowd about "warning ISPs about advertising" and

how
nobody ever listens to him but how he "still has the respect of being one

of
the founding (fledging) members of this group." Allen Brown introduces

Peter
Miller who enthralls the MVPs in the crowd, demonstrating how to suddenly
appear during "corruption" posts and casually post a banner ad. "It's not
advertising," Peter quips to the cheers of an MVP-mad gathering. The only

sad
note comes as Michael Kaplan wheels MVP "Tony Toews" in. Using enlarged
keyboard letters and various switches operated by hand and foot, Toews,

from
his wheelchair, simply said, "Guffaw" and "Sigh." "That's why we love

him,
echoed Kaplan.

"MVP Awards 2004 Disc Two" presents a sanitized version of the awards

show, but
why, I do not know. I can't imagine what market this was aimed at. Who

wants to
watch an MVP awards show, but doesn't want to see MVPs do their thing? A
puzzling concept.


My brother doesn't have a computer where he's undergoing treatment. Most of
what you've said about him isn't true anyway. And I really resent you
making fun of him. Please stop it. He has enough problems as it is without
you adding to them.


Nonsense. The details of the awards were posted several months ago on this
very group. Here is the original article:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm...%40posting.goo
gle.com&output=gplain

I know you are upset over Tony's condition, but there is no reason to fake his
behavior. Is it true you are typing words in for Tony? Did Tony's low scores
on various standardized tests reflect your ability or his? It would be
interesting to see how Tony performs without you typing in his answers.
Nov 13 '05 #4
"John Toews, MD" <Dr*****@med.net> wrote in message
news:6d******************************@news.teranew s.com...
. . . And I really resent you making fun
From the headers:
X-Abuse-Report: ab***@teranews.com


It's not, as most of you already know, from "John Toews, MD" but from the
same disruptive poster who posted the original in this thread. He favors
"teranews" and a few other posting services because they are
semi-anonymous... don't show the posting host.

Nov 13 '05 #5

"CDMA NEWS" <CD******@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:SU********************@weber.videotron.net...
In article <6d******************************@news.teranews.co m>,
Dr*****@med.net says...


"CDMA NEWS" <CD******@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Ql********************@weber.videotron.net.. .
"MVP Awards 2004 Disc One" features several prominent MVP star duospresenting
humorous "tip" skits. For performers not known for their personalities or acting ability, they do a decent job of being funny as they provide advice
on
everything from the Access GUI to the most intricate details of Jet.
Inone
clip, MVP Tony Toews is seen laughing while David Fenton demonstrates

proper
anal sex techniques. David Fenton recreates all the fun and joy of
CDMAwhile
quoting from several of his infamous posts. In one of the better
clips,MVP
Larry Linson jokes to the crowd about "warning ISPs about advertising"
andhow
nobody ever listens to him but how he "still has the respect of being
oneof
the founding (fledging) members of this group." Allen Brown introduces

Peter
Miller who enthralls the MVPs in the crowd, demonstrating how to
suddenly appear during "corruption" posts and casually post a banner ad. "It's not advertising," Peter quips to the cheers of an MVP-mad gathering. The onlysad
note comes as Michael Kaplan wheels MVP "Tony Toews" in. Using
enlarged keyboard letters and various switches operated by hand and foot, Toews,

from
his wheelchair, simply said, "Guffaw" and "Sigh." "That's why we love

him,
echoed Kaplan.

"MVP Awards 2004 Disc Two" presents a sanitized version of the awards

show, but
why, I do not know. I can't imagine what market this was aimed at. Who

wants to
watch an MVP awards show, but doesn't want to see MVPs do their thing? A puzzling concept.


My brother doesn't have a computer where he's undergoing treatment. Most

ofwhat you've said about him isn't true anyway. And I really resent you
making fun of him. Please stop it. He has enough problems as it is withoutyou adding to them.


Nonsense. The details of the awards were posted several months ago on

this very group. Here is the original article:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm...%40posting.goo gle.com&output=gplain

I know you are upset over Tony's condition, but there is no reason to fake his behavior. Is it true you are typing words in for Tony? Did Tony's low scores on various standardized tests reflect your ability or his? It would be
interesting to see how Tony performs without you typing in his answers.

I know you're actually Larry Linson. So let's just drop the fun and games,
Larry. I also happen to know that you've been repeatedly sodomized by many
of the "regulars" in this group and you're just out to get them. My brother
is sorry for what happened. That's why he VOLUNTARILY admitted himself and
is trying to deal with his experiences in this group. What you're doing
Larry only makes things worse. You've made your lifestyle choice now live
with it. Don't try and blame others for what you've become or why you hate
yourself.

I will not respond to anymore of your fake posts.

John Toews, MD
Alberta, Canada
Nov 13 '05 #6
>"CDMA NEWS" <CD******@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:SU********************@weber.videotron.net.. .
In article <6d******************************@news.teranews.co m>,
Dr*****@med.net says...
>
>
>"CDMA NEWS" <CD******@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:Ql********************@weber.videotron.net.. .
>> "MVP Awards 2004 Disc One" features several prominent MVP star duos
>presenting
>> humorous "tip" skits. For performers not known for their personalitiesor >> acting ability, they do a decent job of being funny as they provideadvice >on
>> everything from the Access GUI to the most intricate details of Jet.In >one
>> clip, MVP Tony Toews is seen laughing while David Fenton demonstrates
>proper
>> anal sex techniques. David Fenton recreates all the fun and joy ofCDMA >while
>> quoting from several of his infamous posts. In one of the betterclips, >MVP
>> Larry Linson jokes to the crowd about "warning ISPs about advertising"and >how
>> nobody ever listens to him but how he "still has the respect of beingone >of
>> the founding (fledging) members of this group." Allen Brown introduces
>Peter
>> Miller who enthralls the MVPs in the crowd, demonstrating how tosuddenly >> appear during "corruption" posts and casually post a banner ad. "It'snot >> advertising," Peter quips to the cheers of an MVP-mad gathering. Theonly >sad
>> note comes as Michael Kaplan wheels MVP "Tony Toews" in. Usingenlarged >> keyboard letters and various switches operated by hand and foot, Toews,
>from
>> his wheelchair, simply said, "Guffaw" and "Sigh." "That's why we love
>him,
>> echoed Kaplan.
>>
>> "MVP Awards 2004 Disc Two" presents a sanitized version of the awards
>show, but
>> why, I do not know. I can't imagine what market this was aimed at. Who
>wants to
>> watch an MVP awards show, but doesn't want to see MVPs do their thing?A >> puzzling concept.
>>
>
>My brother doesn't have a computer where he's undergoing treatment. Mostof >what you've said about him isn't true anyway. And I really resent you
>making fun of him. Please stop it. He has enough problems as it iswithout >you adding to them.
>


Nonsense. The details of the awards were posted several months ago on

this
very group. Here is the original article:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm...5%40posting.go

o
gle.com&output=gplain

I know you are upset over Tony's condition, but there is no reason to fake

his
behavior. Is it true you are typing words in for Tony? Did Tony's low

scores
on various standardized tests reflect your ability or his? It would be
interesting to see how Tony performs without you typing in his answers.

I know you're actually Larry Linson. So let's just drop the fun and games,
Larry. I also happen to know that you've been repeatedly sodomized by many
of the "regulars" in this group and you're just out to get them. My brother
is sorry for what happened. That's why he VOLUNTARILY admitted himself and
is trying to deal with his experiences in this group. What you're doing
Larry only makes things worse. You've made your lifestyle choice now live
with it. Don't try and blame others for what you've become or why you hate
yourself.

I will not respond to anymore of your fake posts.

John Toews, MD
Alberta, Canada


You got me there, John Toews. OK, so I'm gay. I'm a bonafide cocksucking
homosexual. I'm Larry Linson the cocksucking faggot. Happy now? I made up
all these stories about people harassing me and what not to attract
attention.

David Fenton regularly visits me here in Dallas for a little one-on-one action.
So what? Is that any of your business? I can suck whomever I want and
whenever I want. You, on the other hand, are totally off-topic with your last
post.

Larry Linson
Microsoft Access MVP
Nov 13 '05 #7
"CDMA NEWS" <CD******@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:M1********************@wagner.videotron.net.. .
You got me there, John Toews.


"CDMA NEWS" is a troll. "John Toews" is his sockpuppet.

Neither of them are Larry Linson, Microsoft Access MVP. My request for
appropriate action for impersonation has been submitted to the news service
used to post the articles.

Larry Linson
Microsoft Access MVP


Nov 13 '05 #8

"Larry Linson" <bo*****@localhost.not> wrote in message
news:sI******************@nwrddc03.gnilink.net...
"CDMA NEWS" <CD******@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:M1********************@wagner.videotron.net.. .
> You got me there, John Toews.
"CDMA NEWS" is a troll. "John Toews" is his sockpuppet.

Neither of them are Larry Linson, Microsoft Access MVP. My request for
appropriate action for impersonation has been submitted to the news

service used to post the articles.

Larry Linson
Microsoft Access MVP

yo tony dude--you impersonate larry then complain about somebody
impersonating your impersonation? weird

"aint no stoppin the queers from boppin" right tony?


Nov 13 '05 #9
"Larry Linson" <bo*****@localhost.not> wrote in message news:<GX*****************@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>...
"John Toews, MD" <Dr*****@med.net> wrote in message
news:6d******************************@news.teranew s.com...
> . . . And I really resent you making fun


From the headers:
> X-Abuse-Report: ab***@teranews.com


It's not, as most of you already know, from "John Toews, MD" but from the
same disruptive poster who posted the original in this thread. He favors
"teranews" and a few other posting services because they are
semi-anonymous... don't show the posting host.

Mr. Linson you are so bad to ruin group. Every things wrong here are
all your fault because all these bad posts is your friend. I read
this group for many years and you are always IN trouble OR making
trouble. Therefore I will start today trying to get you out of group
and all friends out.

Giff Anders
Assen Netherlands

Sorry to good People in group about my English so I am working to it!
Nov 13 '05 #10
"Giff Anders" <gi********@hotmail.com>

Don, you keep insulting different nationalities and pretty soon you are
going to have the whole UN on your list of insultees. Any day now they'll
be sending the black helicopters after you. "Hotmail" email address and
"Google" post gives you away.
Nov 13 '05 #11
In article <Ch*****************@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>, bo*****@localhost.not
says...

"Giff Anders" <gi********@hotmail.com>

Don, you keep insulting different nationalities and pretty soon you are
going to have the whole UN on your list of insultees. Any day now they'll
be sending the black helicopters after you. "Hotmail" email address and
"Google" post gives you away.


Tony --

What are you talking about? And whom are you talking to?

CDMA News Team
Nov 13 '05 #12
"Larry Linson" <bo*****@localhost.not> wrote in message news:<Ch*****************@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>...
"Giff Anders" <gi********@hotmail.com>

Don, you keep insulting different nationalities and pretty soon you are
going to have the whole UN on your list of insultees. Any day now they'll
be sending the black helicopters after you. "Hotmail" email address and
"Google" post gives you away.

Mr. Linson--My name is Giff Anders please. Call me that and dont be
disrespectful to all people not known. This is your main problem what
I said before and what is ruining Access Group News. You are
disrespectful to all people have "Hotmail" and "Google" use?
Therefore it is crazy for you. You prove my idea you are ruining a
good Group!

Giff Anders
Assen Netherlands
Nov 13 '05 #13
"Giff Anders" wrote
You are disrespectful to all people
have "Hotmail" and "Google" use?


No, only to you, Don, who grabs a quick Hotmail address in order to sneak in
to Google as yet another sockpuppet. BTW, what do the signs over the doors
read on streetcars in Den Haag?
Nov 13 '05 #14

"CDMA NEWS" <CD******@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Ql********************@weber.videotron.net...
"MVP Awards 2004 Disc One" features several prominent MVP star duos presenting humorous "tip" skits. For performers not known for their personalities or
acting ability, they do a decent job of being funny as they provide advice on everything from the Access GUI to the most intricate details of Jet. In one clip, MVP Tony Toews is seen laughing while David Fenton demonstrates proper anal sex techniques. David Fenton recreates all the fun and joy of CDMA while quoting from several of his infamous posts. In one of the better clips, MVP Larry Linson jokes to the crowd about "warning ISPs about advertising" and how nobody ever listens to him but how he "still has the respect of being one of the founding (fledging) members of this group." Allen Brown introduces Peter Miller who enthralls the MVPs in the crowd, demonstrating how to suddenly
appear during "corruption" posts and casually post a banner ad. "It's not
advertising," Peter quips to the cheers of an MVP-mad gathering. The only sad note comes as Michael Kaplan wheels MVP "Tony Toews" in. Using enlarged
keyboard letters and various switches operated by hand and foot, Toews, from his wheelchair, simply said, "Guffaw" and "Sigh." "That's why we love him, echoed Kaplan.

"MVP Awards 2004 Disc Two" presents a sanitized version of the awards show, but why, I do not know. I can't imagine what market this was aimed at. Who wants to watch an MVP awards show, but doesn't want to see MVPs do their thing? A
puzzling concept.

Disc One is sold out. Apparently Peter Miller bought the entire stock then
moved out of town. He and the CPA Zooks are obviously "working together."
I guess I'll have to settle for the sanitized version which doesn't seem to
be selling all that well. But thanks for the tip anyway!


Nov 13 '05 #15

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