Hi all!
Not sure if this is the right NG but I want to build a plagiarism database
to catch college kids cheating on their papers. Basically I want to scan in
their papers and then somehow check them against other papers in the
database or maybe papers on the Web. If a good match is found I want the
application to look up the student's campus address--actually his or her
dormitory and room number--and then send an electric shock to his or her
genitals while he or she is sleeping. My questions: (1) Is Access the
right product for this? (2) How high should the voltage be?
Thanks to all!
Dr. Gil