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C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !

Karl-Hugo Weesberg
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#1: Jul 22 '05
C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like C++, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop programming with this satanic language now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

C++ is evil, programming with C++ is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like C++.And heretics and witches shall BURN !!!

C++ = SATAN's own programming language made in HELL'S KITCHEN ! ! ! !

Phlip
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#2: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !


Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
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> C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.[/color]

What a heartwarming grasp of the obvious...

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Robbie Hatley
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#3: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !



"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote:
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> C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil...
> ... stop programming with this satanic language...[/color]

So, Karl, what language would you prefer?
Lithp? Ada? APL? Perl? Pascal? VisualBasic?
Or perhaps (gulp) COBOL? Do inform us.

In the mean time, I'll be programming in C++.


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James Aguilar
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#4: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !


"Robbie Hatley" <lonewolfintj at pacbell dot net> wrote in message
news:417b48e5$1_2@127.0.0.1...[color=blue]
>
> "Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote:
>[color=green]
>> C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil...
>> ... stop programming with this satanic language...[/color]
>
> So, Karl, what language would you prefer?
> Lithp? Ada? APL? Perl? Pascal? VisualBasic?
> Or perhaps (gulp) COBOL? Do inform us.
>
> In the mean time, I'll be programming in C++.[/color]

He's gonna say Java . . .


Wayne...
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#5: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !


They say the devil has all the best tunes, so why not programming languages
as well?

Wayne..


rossum
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#6: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !


On 23 Oct 2004 22:53:27 -0700, netspider4@lycos.com (Karl-Hugo
Weesberg) wrote:
[color=blue]
>C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
>souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.[/color]
[snip]

Looks like this could be useful then:

OK, you know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know
that:

660 Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666 Number of the Millibeast

/666 Beast Common Denominator

1010011010 Binary of the Beast

Beast1-666 Area code of the Beast

00666 Postcode of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only
$6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.

$665.95 Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 Price of the Beast plus sales tax

$769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 Target price of the Beast

Route 666 Way of the Beast

666F Oven temperature for roast Beast

666mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

Netscape 6.66 Beta Browser of the Beast

i66686 CPU of the Beast

666I BMW of the Beast

668 Next-door neighbour of the Beast


rossum


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Michael Kurz
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#7: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !



"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" <netspider4@lycos.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:7666ed5f.0410232153.fb550ad@posting.google.co m...[color=blue]
> C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like C++, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop programming with this satanic language now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
>
> C++ is evil, programming with C++ is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like C++.And heretics and witches shall BURN !!!
>
> C++ = SATAN's own programming language made in HELL'S KITCHEN ! ! ! ![/color]


I wonder, what is your motivation to pronounce that?

or may I guess:
-being funny
-nothing else to tell
-frustration
-real faith


Any clarification would be appreciated.



Michael


David Rubin
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#8: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !


"Michael Kurz" <mkurz@move-multimedia.com> wrote in message news:<417c1f51@e-post.inode.at>...[color=blue]
> "Karl-Hugo Weesberg" <netspider4@lycos.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:7666ed5f.0410232153.fb550ad@posting.google.co m...[/color]
[color=blue][color=green]
> > C++ = SATAN's own programming language made in HELL'S KITCHEN ! ! ! ![/color]
>
>
> I wonder, what is your motivation to pronounce that?[/color]

Hell's Kitchen is in New York. C++ was invented in New Jersey. /david
kseely@gmail.com
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#9: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !



David Rubin wrote:[color=blue]
> "Michael Kurz" <mkurz@move-multimedia.com> wrote in message[/color]
news:<417c1f51@e-post.inode.at>...[color=blue][color=green]
> > "Karl-Hugo Weesberg" <netspider4@lycos.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> > news:7666ed5f.0410232153.fb550ad@posting.google.co m...[/color]
>[color=green][color=darkred]
> > > C++ = SATAN's own programming language made in HELL'S KITCHEN ! ![/color][/color][/color]
! ![color=blue][color=green]
> >
> >
> > I wonder, what is your motivation to pronounce that?[/color]
>
> Hell's Kitchen is in New York. C++ was invented in New Jersey.[/color]
/david

Look at the crossposting. "can.uucp" is being spammed big time. This is
the same teenage troll that hits the net every coupla months, but with
a different sock.

Gernot Frisch
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#10: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !



"James Aguilar" <jfa1@cec.wustl.edu> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:clggpv$62i$1@newsreader.wustl.edu...[color=blue]
> "Robbie Hatley" <lonewolfintj at pacbell dot net> wrote in message
> news:417b48e5$1_2@127.0.0.1...[color=green]
>>
>> "Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil...
>>> ... stop programming with this satanic language...[/color]
>>
>> So, Karl, what language would you prefer?
>> Lithp? Ada? APL? Perl? Pascal? VisualBasic?
>> Or perhaps (gulp) COBOL? Do inform us.
>>
>> In the mean time, I'll be programming in C++.[/color]
>
> He's gonna say Java . . .[/color]

LOL


Catalin Pitis
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#11: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !


I assisted to a lot of "religion" disputes against different technologies or
programming languages.

But this is the most religios :))))

Catalin

"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" <netspider4@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:7666ed5f.0410232153.fb550ad@posting.google.co m...[color=blue]
> C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like C++, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop programming with this satanic language now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
>
> C++ is evil, programming with C++ is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like C++.And heretics and witches shall BURN !!!
>
> C++ = SATAN's own programming language made in HELL'S KITCHEN ! ! ! ![/color]


Xenos
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#12: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !



"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" <netspider4@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:7666ed5f.0410232153.fb550ad@posting.google.co m...[color=blue]
> C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your[/color]

This guy has been filling up a lot of newsgroups with these silly troll
attempts. Must be nice to have that kind of time... Actually, his life
must be pretty sad.



Mike Smith
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#13: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !


Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
[color=blue]
> C++ is EVIL[/color]

This moron posted the same drivel to the comp.sys.intel, replacing "C++"
with "Intel". YAWN.

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Mike Smith
Thomas Matthews
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#14: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !


Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
[color=blue]
> C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.[/color]

But what if you don't believe that there is a devil or
"The Devil". Some days, I believe that some madman had
invented Lisp. Other days, I believe that assembly
language is evil. Other days I go surfing.

Life is too short to worry about devils, evil programming
languages and the brainless slaves of Hell. I'll worry
about the existance of The Devil, God, Heaven, and Hell
after I die. For now, I must consult the Tao of the
Ocean, for surf is calling me.

Hang loose...

--
Thomas Matthews

C++ newsgroup welcome message:
http://www.slack.net/~shiva/welcome.txt
C++ Faq: http://www.parashift.com/c++-faq-lite
C Faq: http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/c-faq/top.html
alt.comp.lang.learn.c-c++ faq:
http://www.comeaucomputing.com/learn/faq/
Other sites:
http://www.josuttis.com -- C++ STL Library book

Vyacheslav Kononenko
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#15: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !


rossum wrote:
[color=blue]
> On 23 Oct 2004 22:53:27 -0700, netspider4@lycos.com (Karl-Hugo
> Weesberg) wrote:
>
>[color=green]
>>C++ is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
>>souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.[/color]
>
> [snip]
>
> Looks like this could be useful then:
>
> OK, you know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know
> that:
>
> 660 Approximate number of the Beast
>
> DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
>
> 666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
>
> 0.666 Number of the Millibeast
>
> /666 Beast Common Denominator
>
> 1010011010 Binary of the Beast
>
> Beast1-666 Area code of the Beast
>
> 00666 Postcode of the Beast
>
> 1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only
> $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
>
> $665.95 Retail price of the Beast
>
> $699.25 Price of the Beast plus sales tax
>
> $769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
>
> $656.66 Target price of the Beast
>
> Route 666 Way of the Beast
>
> 666F Oven temperature for roast Beast
>
> 666mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
>
> Netscape 6.66 Beta Browser of the Beast
>
> i66686 CPU of the Beast
>
> 666I BMW of the Beast
>
> 668 Next-door neighbour of the Beast
>
>
> rossum
>
>
> --
>
> The ultimate truth is that there is no Ultimate Truth[/color]
Hmm, how about:

6.5012896705403891365758182663347 Number of the Natural Beast

1.7383008701505046240847314244049e+289 Number of the Exponential Beast

443556 Number of the Square Beast

1.0106320568407814933908227081299e+1593 Number of the Beast!

999 tsaeB eht fo rebmuN

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Slava

Xenos
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#16: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !



"Thomas Matthews" <Thomas_MatthewsSpitsOnSpamBots@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
message news:eWafd.23551$Qv5.5397@newssvr33.news.prodigy.c om...[color=blue]
> Life is too short to worry about devils, evil programming
> languages and the brainless slaves of Hell. I'll worry
> about the existance of The Devil, God, Heaven, and Hell
> after I die. For now, I must consult the Tao of the
> Ocean, for surf is calling me.[/color]

I think that was the most eloquent statement I've ever read on Usenet.



Victor Bazarov
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#17: Jul 22 '05

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kseely@gmail.com wrote:[color=blue]
> [..] This is
> the same teenage troll that hits the net every coupla months, but with
> a different sock.[/color]

You mean the sock he usually has stuffed in his shorts?
noway
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#18: Jul 22 '05

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uhm, I thought it is Danish invent C++ ?
On 24 Oct 2004 19:09:05 -0700, davidrubin@warpmail.net (David Rubin)
wrote:
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>"Michael Kurz" <mkurz@move-multimedia.com> wrote in message news:<417c1f51@e-post.inode.at>...[color=green]
>> "Karl-Hugo Weesberg" <netspider4@lycos.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
>> news:7666ed5f.0410232153.fb550ad@posting.google.co m...[/color]
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>> > C++ = SATAN's own programming language made in HELL'S KITCHEN ! ! ! ![/color]
>>
>>
>> I wonder, what is your motivation to pronounce that?[/color]
>
>Hell's Kitchen is in New York. C++ was invented in New Jersey. /david[/color]

Brian Riis
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#19: Jul 22 '05

re: C++ is EVIL, it's the computer language of SATAN ! ! !


noway wrote:[color=blue]
> uhm, I thought it is Danish invent C++ ?[/color]

Indeed. He works at AT&T, though.. :)

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/Brian Riis
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