*** Access Programmer Available ***

I am currently looking for offsite Access projects. I support Access
97 and 2000.

I have 8 years experience programming in Access (2.0, 95, 97, 2000)
and 12 years experience
programming on the AS/400 in RPG and COBOL as well as Oracle on HP. I
have a total of 20 years
data processing experience in a variety of positions including
programming, security, database administrator, communications, and
operations.

My educational background consists of a BS in Computer Science,
graduate
level courses, numerous classes of various topics from IBM, Logical
Operations, etc.

If my qualifications fit your requirements then please respond to
pjksoftwareinc@netzero.com with a name and phone number and I will
respond asap.

Thanks

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

pjksoftwareinc@netzero.com (pjksoftware) wrote in
news:4671d71e.0310191723.749a1ae6@posting.google.c om:
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> I am currently looking for offsite Access projects. I support Access
> 97 and 2000.
>
> I have 8 years experience programming in Access (2.0, 95, 97, 2000)
> and 12 years experience
> programming on the AS/400 in RPG and COBOL as well as Oracle on HP. I
> have a total of 20 years
> data processing experience in a variety of positions including
> programming, security, database administrator, communications, and
> operations.
>
> My educational background consists of a BS in Computer Science,
> graduate
> level courses, numerous classes of various topics from IBM, Logical
> Operations, etc.
>
> If my qualifications fit your requirements then please respond to
> pjksoftwareinc@netzero.com with a name and phone number and I will
> respond asap.[/color]

When I hit a two iron the ball goes out 280 yards absolutely straight and
then hooks tens yards to the right. What should I do?

--
Lyle
(for e-mail refer to http://ffdba.com/contacts.htm)

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

"Lyle Fairfield" <MissingAddress@Invalid.Com> wrote in message
news:Xns9419DD2D32DDFFFDBA@130.133.1.4...[color=blue]
> pjksoftwareinc@netzero.com (pjksoftware) wrote in
> news:4671d71e.0310191723.749a1ae6@posting.google.c om:
>[color=green]
> > I am currently looking for offsite Access projects. I support Access
> > 97 and 2000.
> >
> > I have 8 years experience programming in Access (2.0, 95, 97, 2000)
> > and 12 years experience
> > programming on the AS/400 in RPG and COBOL as well as Oracle on HP. I
> > have a total of 20 years
> > data processing experience in a variety of positions including
> > programming, security, database administrator, communications, and
> > operations.
> >
> > My educational background consists of a BS in Computer Science,
> > graduate
> > level courses, numerous classes of various topics from IBM, Logical
> > Operations, etc.
> >
> > If my qualifications fit your requirements then please respond to
> > pjksoftwareinc@netzero.com with a name and phone number and I will
> > respond asap.[/color]
>
> When I hit a two iron the ball goes out 280 yards absolutely straight and
> then hooks tens yards to the right. What should I do?[/color]

Play the hook.

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

Wow... If you started your degree at 18, then spent 3 years doing a BS, then
8 years access, 12 in as400/cobol, 20 in data processing, you are now 61...
That's a good employable age!!!


"pjksoftware" <pjksoftwareinc@netzero.com> wrote in message
news:4671d71e.0310191723.749a1ae6@posting.google.c om...[color=blue]
> I am currently looking for offsite Access projects. I support Access
> 97 and 2000.
>
> I have 8 years experience programming in Access (2.0, 95, 97, 2000)
> and 12 years experience
> programming on the AS/400 in RPG and COBOL as well as Oracle on HP. I
> have a total of 20 years
> data processing experience in a variety of positions including
> programming, security, database administrator, communications, and
> operations.
>
> My educational background consists of a BS in Computer Science,
> graduate
> level courses, numerous classes of various topics from IBM, Logical
> Operations, etc.
>
> If my qualifications fit your requirements then please respond to
> pjksoftwareinc@netzero.com with a name and phone number and I will
> respond asap.
>
> Thanks[/color]

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

"Lyle Fairfield" wrote
[color=blue]
> When I hit a two iron the ball goes out
> 280 yards absolutely straight and
> then hooks tens yards to the right.
> What should I do?[/color]

Aim ten yards to the left?

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

Give up golf... Try something more exciting, like racing filling cabinets or
head banging brick walls...

"Lyle Fairfield" <MissingAddress@Invalid.Com> wrote in message
news:Xns9419DD2D32DDFFFDBA@130.133.1.4...[color=blue]
> pjksoftwareinc@netzero.com (pjksoftware) wrote in
> news:4671d71e.0310191723.749a1ae6@posting.google.c om:
>[color=green]
> > I am currently looking for offsite Access projects. I support Access
> > 97 and 2000.
> >
> > I have 8 years experience programming in Access (2.0, 95, 97, 2000)
> > and 12 years experience
> > programming on the AS/400 in RPG and COBOL as well as Oracle on HP. I
> > have a total of 20 years
> > data processing experience in a variety of positions including
> > programming, security, database administrator, communications, and
> > operations.
> >
> > My educational background consists of a BS in Computer Science,
> > graduate
> > level courses, numerous classes of various topics from IBM, Logical
> > Operations, etc.
> >
> > If my qualifications fit your requirements then please respond to
> > pjksoftwareinc@netzero.com with a name and phone number and I will
> > respond asap.[/color]
>
> When I hit a two iron the ball goes out 280 yards absolutely straight and
> then hooks tens yards to the right. What should I do?
>
> --
> Lyle
> (for e-mail refer to http://ffdba.com/contacts.htm)[/color]

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

"Ruskin Hardie" <RuHardie@xtra.NOSPAM.co.nz> wrote in message
news:NBIkb.184201$JA5.4591763@news.xtra.co.nz...[color=blue]
> Wow... If you started your degree at 18, then spent 3 years doing a BS,[/color]
then[color=blue]
> 8 years access, 12 in as400/cobol, 20 in data processing, you are now[/color]
61...[color=blue]
> That's a good employable age!!![/color]

You got a problem with 60+ year olds?

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

Uh, Tiger, a hook is a shot that goes LEFT. Your shot, that goes right,
is a fade (a small slice).
You should hit a lower shot that only goes 260, and hits the ground before
fading right.


"Larry Linson" <bouncer@localhost.not> wrote in message
news:ZSIkb.8082$Y1.3737@nwrddc03.gnilink.net...[color=blue]
> "Lyle Fairfield" wrote
>[color=green]
> > When I hit a two iron the ball goes out
> > 280 yards absolutely straight and
> > then hooks tens yards to the right.
> > What should I do?[/color]
>
> Aim ten yards to the left?
>
>[/color]

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

Several years ago, when I turned 60, I announced to my user group that I was
now "officially older'n dirt". And, not surprisingly, received my highest
ever hourly rates after that...

It may be Hell to get old, but it doesn't necessarily affect your ability to
do Access work. <GRIN>

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

"vmg" wrote
[color=blue]
> Uh, Tiger, a hook is a shot that
> goes LEFT. Your shot, that goes right,
> is a fade (a small slice). You should hit a
> lower shot that only goes 260, and hits
> the ground before fading right.[/color]

Goes to show, doesn't it, that I'm not a golfer, and, I guess it shows the
same about Lyle. So aim "the other direction from which it veers" would be a
more generic answer.

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

bouncer@localhost.not (Larry Linson) wrote in
<geZkb.10643$Y1.8494@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>:
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>It may be Hell to get old, but it doesn't necessarily affect your
>ability to do Access work. <GRIN>[/color]

Well, considering the alternative, I think I'd prefer getting old.

--
David W. Fenton http://www.bway.net/~dfenton
dfenton at bway dot net http://www.bway.net/~dfassoc

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

"David W. Fenton" <dXXXfenton@bway.net.invalid> wrote in message
news:941AEB3FAdfentonbwaynetinvali@24.168.128.90.. .
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> >It may be Hell to get old, but it doesn't necessarily affect your
> >ability to do Access work. <GRIN>[/color]
>
> Well, considering the alternative, I think I'd prefer getting old.[/color]

Eternal youth? <g>

P

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

No, eternal youth isn't one of the realistic options; dying young,
unfortunately, is one of the realistic options. I'm reasonably sure that was
the alternative that David was talking about.

re: *** Access Programmer Available ***

bouncer@localhost.not (Larry Linson) wrote in
<lmflb.13804$Y1.6765@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>:
[color=blue]
>No, eternal youth isn't one of the realistic options; dying young,
>unfortunately, is one of the realistic options. I'm reasonably
>sure that was the alternative that David was talking about.[/color]

You think I'm young?

Well, everybody's young compared to you, Larry. :)

--
David W. Fenton http://www.bway.net/~dfenton
dfenton at bway dot net http://www.bway.net/~dfassoc