Advice for Avoiding Critical Posts

1. Don't post questions that're answered in the Help file. If you do
you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!

2. Don't post questions that're answered in the MS Knowledge Base. If you
do you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!

3. Don't post questions about some junk code/control/whatever you found on
so-and-so's Web site. If you do you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up
your +//*&>?@!!!

4. Don't post questions addressed to a specific person. If you do you'll
get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!

5. Don't post questions containing ANY advertising WHATSOEVER. If you do
you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!

Speaking of people only concerned with scoring rhetoric points - please ignore
the troll.

On Sat, 21 Aug 2004 18:07:10 -0600, "XMVP" <access_morons@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>1. Don't post questions that're answered in the Help file. If you do
>you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!
>
>2. Don't post questions that're answered in the MS Knowledge Base. If you
>do you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!
>
>3. Don't post questions about some junk code/control/whatever you found on
>so-and-so's Web site. If you do you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up
>your +//*&>?@!!!
>
>4. Don't post questions addressed to a specific person. If you do you'll
>get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!
>
>5. Don't post questions containing ANY advertising WHATSOEVER. If you do
>you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!
>[/color]

"XMVP" <access_morons@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:esGdnaFzHNgpfrrcRVn-hw@vnet-inc.com...[color=blue]
> 1. Don't post questions that're answered in the Help file. If you do
> you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!
>
> 2. Don't post questions that're answered in the MS Knowledge Base. If[/color]
you[color=blue]
> do you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!
>
> 3. Don't post questions about some junk code/control/whatever you found[/color]
on[color=blue]
> so-and-so's Web site. If you do you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up
> your +//*&>?@!!!
>
> 4. Don't post questions addressed to a specific person. If you do[/color]
you'll[color=blue]
> get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!!
>
> 5. Don't post questions containing ANY advertising WHATSOEVER. If you do
> you'll get your $1#)!%5** !!! stuffed up your +//*&>?@!!![/color]

You still here Don?